Girls Everywhere, But Not A Single Waifu

Posted by Shin

Folks, I am outraged. Outraged by the ongoing slander that I am unfaithful lowlife who changes waifus and husbandos every new anime season. I posted a certain chart not too long ago to see which of the qualities listed described me best in terms of my loyalty towards my object of affection, and also elicit response from others to see where they themselves belonged. Instead, I got hecklers who were besmirching my good name. For the record, I do not change waifus or husbandos, I merely make room for more, because I am capable of loving all of them equally, not to mention the fact that the monotony of monogamy is too much for me to bear.

Since this is after all, the new season, there is no better time to welcome a new addition to my ever growing harem, but as always, all candidates must adhere to my stringent prerequisities before they are inducted into the glorious lineup of Shin's Loved Ones™

Also worth noting is that the winner gets to grace my top banner and avatars for ONE ENTIRE anime season. That's approximately 4 months, just to put the duration into perspective. Can you imagine a greater honour and privilege than that?