I Dream Of Ranka

I'm a diehard Ranka Lee fanboy, so, many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be at Ranka's school where I would often hang out with Ranka and help her with whatever plans she had for the day, but one day as I was talking to Ranka, we went to an empty classroom for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with me forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "I understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here with me". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because I've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Ozma nii-chan and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the SMS, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to end your own life for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?"

She then said "Nii-chan said 3 weeks.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works. I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here, Shin-kun!"

I then woke up and this was last week and I purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.