WHICH FAGGOT SINGS KARAOKE AT 3AM 41 mins ago

2
Nov/09
41

Write Loli Fanfic. Receive Jail.

Posted by: Shin

A man got the minimum sentence of 14 days in jail Thursday for possessing child pornography — stories about sex involving teen girls and incest he wrote himself and never tried to publish or share.

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17
Aug/09
68

I Dream Of Ranka

Posted by: Shin

I'm a diehard Ranka Lee fanboy, so, many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be at Ranka's school where I would often hang out with Ranka and help her with whatever plans she had for the day, but one day as I was talking to Ranka, we went to an empty classroom for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with me forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "I understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here with me". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because I've been watching you, silly!" :kiss:

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Ozma nii-chan and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the SMS, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to end your own life for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" :???:

She then said "Nii-chan said 3 weeks.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works. I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here, Shin-kun!" :kiss:

I then woke up and this was last week and I purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand. :cry:

13
Aug/09
13

SMASH: 2 Rankas 1 Otaku Write-up

Posted by: Shin

The two days at SMASH marked my very first time attending an otaku convention outside Malaysia and Singapore, which also ended up to be a far more pleasant and enlightening experience than I had dared imagined. I mean, a country that frowns upon loli content? Their events can't be good right? Disregarding the fact that the two statements are in fact mutually exclusive, here are my exploits during both days, sans photos :cry:

10
Jul/09
8

Brb, going to Daicon.

Posted by: Setsuna-san

Brb, going to an AWSM event.

7
May/09
43

An Obligatory Birthday Post

Posted by: Shin

It's the 7th already? Unlike the years before this, my birthday has transformed from being a simple cause for personal celebration into a reminder that I'm no longer the young and vigorous lad I used to be. As I turn 22 today, I took the opportunity of reflecting on how I squandered the better part of my youth to become what I am today; Comparing the other 22 year olds around me, I realize I ended up leading the path of the reclusive reject that is Tatsuhiro Sato instead of someone like Onizuku Eikichi whose accomplishment of being able to mingle with schoolgirls has me incredibly envious and depressed. Feels bad man. However, I still believe that my real life has not started yet :cry: Also, happy birthday to Crusader and Impz's husbando.

14
Mar/09
31

Since Then….

Posted by: Shin

An accurate depiction of what I've yet to do since arriving in Australia.

15
Feb/09
52

Confessions Of A Leecher

Posted by: Shin

I finally hit it. I finally experienced first hand, the bane of internet users in Australia, otherwise known as the bandwidth limit. Despite knowing full well of the limitations imposed even before I set foot on this country, like an addict, I simply could not break away from my habit. As such, the speeds now have dwindled to the point where even loading my dashboard took an eternity. Consider this post both an epitaph and apology; My landlord has yet to notice the slowdowns though it is only a matter of time, with the envitable bill at the end of the month being proof of my misdeeds. If I do not respond to this post anytime soon, then you know I would have died a horrible death. That is all. See you when I do. Picture related; only one of those outcomes will materalize. Go figure which.

[UPDATE] He asked me and I quote "Does the internet feel slow to you?"

[UPDATE 2] HOW THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU AUSTRALIANS LIVE ON SUCH LIMITED BANDWIDTH WDSKDS;12!

14
Feb/09
16

Ronery In Aussie

Posted by: Shin

So I went out with a girl tonight for Valentine's and had Korean barbeque, which was pretty good, although the bill amounted to whooping 140 AUD. Of course, I didn't have to pay for it, since it was all footed by someone else. Nope, not the girl, but her boyfriend. Who also turns out to be my landlord....... Yeap, that's right, I intruded into their date like a shameless bastard

( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \

Also took the following roneryimage.jpg but it felt incomplete without the obligatory Häagen-Dazs. Oh well.