Queen’s Blade Episode One In Four Panels
Okay, so I sort of knew what to expect already from reading a couple of impression posts, but it turned out a lot more worse than I had anticipated. While I am perfectly fine with gratuitous fanservice, the exposure to bare breasts that were of cancerous proportions left me nauseated. I mean come on, at least provide me with the token deliciously flat chested loli character to fawn over(which Ikkitousen had the courtesy of including). Whether this will change later on or not no longer matters, as I am unlikely to watch any further(though having Airi will seriously make me reconsider), especially when taking into account how precious Australian bandwidth is(I streamed the first episode online) The only consolation so far was watching Leina pissing herself twice(or did she cum?), Rie Kugimiya employing her Nena Trinity voiceover and having that character's breasts literally explode.
I don't hate this show, but excess boobage makes baby Shin cry.
I’m Groping Your Breasts Because I Care

Many a times in anime, females react negatively whenever another person makes direct or in-direct physical contact with their breasts, or lack thereof in Louise's case. Most may consider it as an act of perversion on the perpetrator's behalf, or in other words, an element of fanservice for the anime viewer. But if you were to look past all the negativities, there might just be an underlying message that the anime in question is trying to convey, which is by virtue of possessing anything more significant than a flat chest, an anime female is at risk of having breast cancer. As such, the gropings in the various anime, usually undertaken by another female, is actually just that person being well aware of such risks and is assistanting their female counterpart by checking for tumors.
How Do I Made Girlfriend?

Managed to pry myself from playing golf on the PSP to lurk the internets in search of my weekly quota of dolphin healthcare material, and luck had led me into chancing on this great software which allows for the creation of your very own 3D girl, aptly titled 3D Custom Girl. Haven't properly checked out every nook and cranny of this game(?) but after a trial of about 30 minutes, I was quite impressed with the amount of customization options available at one's disposal, though quite lacking when it comes to facial feature modifications. Then again, this is hardly Oblivion.
Koharu Biyori – 01
Often disappointed by recent fanservice shows that are marred with heavy censorship and/or low quality animation, along comes Koharu Biyori. This 3 part OVA special entails the the life of your everyday otaku and his recently acquired robot maid. While it may sound like some Chobits ripoff, the thing about this anime, while it bears no coherent plot whatsoever, is a great title simply due to the fact it encompasses every known anime fanservice element known to otakukind, be it maids, cosplay, shrine maidens, nipple shots, lolis, MILFs, tentacles and bukkake. It does so in the most outrageous manner possible, hence earning it an R-15 rating.



The first episode itself is divided into 3 mini stories, introducing all those fetishes as I've already mentioned, and I have to admit, I was constant キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ッ!! mode that lasted almost throughout the entire show, until it reached the point where it involved a baby penis that made elephant sounds, which really killed the mood(Don't ask)



With the 2nd episode due sometime in November and the finale not until March next year, I'm really looking forward to this, not to mention subtitles for the episode, since, as you can tell from the title of this post, I've only watched the raw(Not that it really matters considering the nature of the show). A fanservice show done really well, Koharu Biyori is a great watch(for like-minded perverts such as myself >_>) alongside other titles like Dokuro-chan, which is almost similar in nature, minus the gratuitous violence. Shin out.
Dragonaut ~The Resonance~ – 01
Let's get a few things out of the way first. This is a Gonzo anime, which means I would probably go through the WOW(great first half) HMM(things start slowing down) WTF(Gonzo messes things up) MEH(Disappointment) cycle all over again. Secondly for some reason or another, everyone in the SOS Brigade is here; that's right, that means Aya Hirano, Tomokazu Sugita, Yuko Goto, Daisuke Ono and Minori Chihara are voicing the main characters, although this time, the latter two take centre stage and are doing the core male and female protagonists' roles.
Anyway, seeing as how I'm still currently at the WOW stage, I was quite impressed with the first episode, as it showed plenty of potential, although not much was explained. It begins with Jin, who bids farewell to his best friend Kazuki, and is about to leave for space on board a shuttle, piloted by the former's father. As the shuttle takes off, 3 asteroid-like fragments being shot off a larger asteroid and are on a collision course with the shuttle. Without warning, one of the fragments crash into the shuttle, destroying it. We then see Jin falling from the sky.



Fast forward into the future, Jin is now a bitter shell of his former self and sporting that trademark emo Sasuke haircut for good measure. By now, the asteroid incident has prompted action from the government and thus Lindblom Unit of the International Solarsystem Development Agency (ISDA), an organization in charge of dealing with this issue, was formed.
Just as Jin is heading to school, he is stopped by a reporter, Yonamine Kou, who recognizes Jin as the sole survivor of the incident. Jin ignores him and walks off. Just as he does that, Kou notices a girl by the street and attempts to take a picture, but only manages to capture a very fuzzy image.


We turn our attention to Kazuki, who is taken to some kind of research facility where he physically interacts with an embryo of a dragon-like creature....


Elsewhere, Jin, wandering in the city, encounters a large brutish creature attacking a woman. Shocked and scarred for his life, he flees, prompting the creature to chase him. Just as Jin reaches a dead end at the top of a building, he is attacked by the creature and is sent falling off. He then recalls the exact same thing occurring, when he is rescued by a mysterious pink haired girl who also fends off the creature. Jin regains consciousness and finds himself alone with Toa, his savior, who is actually a Communicator(whatever that means)





So, a lot of things take place in this episode alone, which has left me confuzzled. Judging from the preview, it would seem that Jin will reunite with his best friend Kazuki and they will join the ISDA to fend off an unknown threat, which isn't limited to the asteroids. Also judging from the title, I'm also guessing they will harness some kind of powers from the dragons which will give them h4x ski11z along the way. Very interesting. I'm not going to learn my lesson and will give Gonzo a benefit of a doubt, hoping they will do wonders with this. Shin out.
Umisho – 06
While it may not win any awards whatsoever, Umisho can best be described as this season's guilty pleasure, as admittedly, fanservice really dictates the flow of this show, but whatever. This week we're introduced to the latest addition to the swimming team, who comes in a form of a haughty celebrity hottie by the name of Nanako Maaya. We quickly discover that she's also Kaname's childhood friend, and while this anime archetype usually means the protagonist(Kaname) would have had fond memories with her(Maaya), it doesn't ring true this time around.

Emm, delicious gradient hair.

What she remembers.

What probably really happened.

Not me. :)
As expected, Maaya, the two time middle school champion stirs up trouble at the club with her diva attitude, much to the annoyance of Orizuka, although the boys, save for Kaname, were mesmerized by Maaya's charms. Look out for the Code Geass reference when Maaya Geass'es the males into building a private changing room for her.
Shit really hits the fan when the the storage room/boy's changing room collapses after Maaya smacks the wall(what?) and probably also due to the Captain's sudden "renovation" on it. With no other place to change, the girl's changing room is put at stake in a between the boys and girls, with the winner obtaining full rights to it. The captain then interrupts the match and declares that if he were to win, everyone would have to strip outside instead. Lawl.

Oh you, Shizuoka-senpai!

Hard to say. Shizuoka, perhaps?

Wise words indeed. Just don't try what he did.

It all keeps tumbling down.
With no clear winner due to outside intrusion, Maaya is then straightened out by Amuro who talks some sense into the brat. However Maaya is unfazed by it and kicks Amuro into the pool, which would probably mean we'll get to see more of this rivalry between the two in future episodes. Yup. Shin out.
Kenko Zenrakei Sueibu Umisho
When someone told me this was on swimming lessons, two things came into mind: This, and the thought of an homo erotic sports anime featuring bishies in Speedos. Thankfully, it was neither, although the show does feature a flamboyant, gay-but-not-quite-there-yet pervert of a swimming club captain.(more on that later).
Yes, it is about swimming, but none of that gay shit. Basically it tells the story of Kaname Okimura, the manager of the school swimming club, who ironically is afraid of swimming due to a traumatic experience he suffered as a child involving a mermaid-like creature he encountered.
All's well until one day, an eccentric happy-go-lucky transfer student from Okinawa by the name of Amuro Ninagawa joins the club, amazing everyone with her unorthodox swimming abilities and "healthy body"

Damn cover words!

Yes she does!

Obligatory punching-to-sky scene impending...
Yup, as you've guessed it this show has lots of fanservice(not so surprising given the nature of the show), which is one of the reasons I like it(obviously), apart from the comedy of course. Amuro never ceases to make my pants me happy with her cheerful and energetic personality. Then of course, there's the tsundere ace of the swimming club, Orizuka Momoko and the seemingly innocent but in truth "naughty"(to put it lightly) sexbomb Shizuoka Mirei, and Ikuta Maki,a first year student who serves as the loli character for the show(I guess) who are also members of the aforementioned club, in addition to the other girls that have yet to be introduced and the small number of males of the club(including Kaname) who I won't bother to introduce, other than the captain Ikariya Masa, whose insanely hyped up and perverse nature is worth noting.

Japan sure love their marine wildlife!

That makes two of us, Makio-chan!
The first 3 episodes are just basically character introduction episodes, although the club takes part in a meet in episode 3(which they lost) and it gives insight into how good Amuro's swimming abilities really are.
Well, that's pretty much what the show has in store for us so far, and you can bet I'll be following this series till the end(since there's so many other girls left in the show to fap to). An interesting subject topic laden with ecchi and comedy makes this one of the better shows for me this summer. Shin out.


