I do not love Honma Meiko
Posted by Shin
Look.
I do not ♥ Menma.
I was just trolling with that confession.
I wouldn't expect a bunch of fucking twats with zero social skills on the Internet to understand, so fuck off. You don't know me, or how I feel, or who I am.
>implying I'm obsessed with someone who's dead
>implying I'm so pathetic that I have to belittle others to reinforce my low self-esteem
>implying I'm jealous of Jintan
Fuck all of you. I have half a mind to report every fucking piece of slander about me to the authorities. You people are pathetic. It was a joke. What is wrong with you people?
I.
Do.
Not.
Love.
Menma.
I was being polite but apparently you fucking cunts do not understand what it means, because you are a bunch of moefags, hikkis, and autistic little pricks, who hate everyone and everything.
Fuck the Internet.
Fuck all of you.
If I don't post again, don't be fucking shocked.
Baby Princess 3D
Posted by Shin
I would be lying if I said I wasn't giddy with excitement over the Baby Princess 3D OVA. I mean, I thought it would have been impossible to top Sister Princess' buffet spread of nubile little girls, but it seems I was proven wrong.
The Day I Became A Man
Posted by Shin
Folks, it is no secret that I love mai waifu Rinko as if she was my one and only waifu. However, despite being lovers, I am somewhat ashamed to admit that we have never went beyond skinship, occasionally leading to some intimate snuggling and kissing at best. Folks, you know me as pious and honourable person, which is why I mustered all the willpower and denseness from every male harem leads in existence to abstain from making love to mai waifu until our wedding night. Unfortunately, that day came a lot sooner than expected.
Mother’s Day
Posted by Shin
“What... what are you doing....?”
Nothing I just thought I'd tell you that I love you...
“...It's 3 in the morning, what's wrong with you?”
Nothing mom I-
“What are you planning to do? ... ARE YOU GOING TO KILL YOURSELF?!?”
NO MOM. I-
“I already saw those clothes in the back of your closet... just because you're gay... it doesn't matter, I still love you.. You don't have to hide it anymore...”
You saw... you went through my stuff?!?
“Your room was messy, I was only cleaning a bit and I saw them... the skirts... the stockings... the u-underwear...”
But those are... I mean.... I-
“It's okay....”
I-... Happy Mother’s Day mom...
Having a crossdressing fetish in a conversative Chinese family is difficult. I thought my parents were pretty liberal by letting me have a waifu and all that, but I guess they draw the line at me wanting to be a little girl. Or not, I can't tell anymore.
P.S Totally spoiled for choice for this year's crossplaying plans. Seems there a number of people who would like to see me take on Manma, which is fitting, considering how much of a creepy beta male Yukiatsu is.
Children’s Day
Posted by Shin
Folks, it is no secret that I like children. Even as a wee lad back in the day, I would more often than not favour the younger cast members in the anime I watched, and this remains unchanged even till today. However, in this time and age, my fondness for the little ones is misconstrued to be malicious in nature. In order to dispel some of that prejudice, I would like to take this opportunity to celebrate Children's Day, by listing five of my favourite children in Japanese cartoons.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Not So Deep
Posted by Shin
People who think Madoka is SODEEP are astutely inadequate and should seek immediate enlightenment on story comprehension and analysis to discern between intellectual anime and pretentious drivel.
The next time you come across a Madoka discussion, look at the responses and the asinine enthusiasm that accompany it.
Most of the respondents have blatant misspellings in their posts. Capitalisation and punctuation are omitted, and Youtube-style idiocy is emphasised. There are also excessive usage of emoticons and memes that serve to highlight the paradoxical relationship between the show’s supposedly “mature” themes and the fanbase’s immaturity.
This surmises the low intelligence level of Madoka fans, though it is not entirely their fault.
Madoka is simply a story that was widely perceived as SODEEP and plot-twisty. However, most people have seen this strategy in the forms of books, movies, real life, or some other medium.
The SODEEP and WHAT A TWEEEEEEST anime has been done countless times, and the single death of an over-dramatised character should no longer affect the intellectual in a drastic way.
However, Madoka's target audience consists of the blissfully uninformed who have never experienced forms of higher literature or story. If one were to watch Madoka without having experienced stories with pretentiousness in them, they would use Madoka as the base value for the genre. However, if one were more educated on the aspects of bullshitting and pandering to the audience, one would regard Madoka as a poor attempt to insert symbolism where there should be none.
Once the pretension and twists are removed, the remaining dregs are composed of cute girls and cheaply rendered backgrounds. Essentially, this is what Madoka is to the educated and informed: a simple show which has no appeal whatsoever. However, to the uneducated, Madoka represents a chance to make themselves seem SODEEP.
Although one can regard a new discovery as wonderful, I would advise one to not think that their new discoveries are SODEEP. There is no point fawning over a single anime which ended its broadcast a week ago. I would suggest that, instead of partaking in yet another discussion on Madoka, one should go watch some more anime. Or, better yet, read a book
P.S Credits to my bro Hoshi for hipterising the eyecatch featuring the cast.
Plight of the Osana Najimi
Posted by Shin
Gaze your eyes upon this visage before you, folks. Cease everything and observe. The expression of shock, despair, and a beautiful yet timid helplessness that hides behind her strained features. This is the face of the childhood friend. This is what every single harem in Japanese cartoon history is built upon, what it advocates, because of the indecisiveness of the harem lead poorly passed off as "denseness".
The look that only lasted mere seconds, forgotten by most, brought stinging tears to my eyes; tears she herself could not express because of her own strength of character and the feelings he could only guess at. That she could only guess at.
Most of you would laugh at her face; "STATUS: Told □ Really Told □ Tic-Tac-Told ☑", you scoff, while others ship their own parings. I begrudge not of you! I begrudge those who know her as the childhood friend, and so their perceptions are fixed in stone! "The childhood friend never wins". "To hell!" I say, with conventions and those who look at her face and say "It Can't Be Helped!"
Folks, I ask of you. Do not judge the childhood friend. Spend a moment to look at her face ,that extra second the show just would not spare, instead spent on France's breasts and other fanservice scenes, and feel something for her. Continue hating her, if you will, for her desperate abuse of someone she loves, her attitude, her archetype, or have your heart opened to something you never saw before. I only request, nay, plead - that you spend an extra second considering her. Love her, hate her. I won't say which, it could be either, in my case as well. But look into those eyes, into that soul, and see more than she is being forced to be. Do not forget the childhood friend. She will never forget you.
It can be helped.
In other news, I just received this (you damn Chinks know what that is, and yes that's my name in Chinkrunes) from mai osana najimi whom I have not seen in FIFTEEN YEARS. Out of nowhere I get an invitation to the wedding? The pathetic thing is that is the only reason I even got the card is because my grandmother and mai osana najimi's obaachan are friends, which is also exactly why I can't decline ffffffffffff The whole ceremony's going to feel like one huge fucking NTR fest, and there's nothing I can do about it. This is nothing like my Japanese animes 
P.S I still love China even though she is officially an obsolete character now. 你就是我的唯一
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