Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Not So Deep
Posted by Shin
People who think Madoka is SODEEP are astutely inadequate and should seek immediate enlightenment on story comprehension and analysis to discern between intellectual anime and pretentious drivel.
The next time you come across a Madoka discussion, look at the responses and the asinine enthusiasm that accompany it.
Most of the respondents have blatant misspellings in their posts. Capitalisation and punctuation are omitted, and Youtube-style idiocy is emphasised. There are also excessive usage of emoticons and memes that serve to highlight the paradoxical relationship between the show’s supposedly “mature” themes and the fanbase’s immaturity.
This surmises the low intelligence level of Madoka fans, though it is not entirely their fault.
Madoka is simply a story that was widely perceived as SODEEP and plot-twisty. However, most people have seen this strategy in the forms of books, movies, real life, or some other medium.
The SODEEP and WHAT A TWEEEEEEST anime has been done countless times, and the single death of an over-dramatised character should no longer affect the intellectual in a drastic way.
However, Madoka's target audience consists of the blissfully uninformed who have never experienced forms of higher literature or story. If one were to watch Madoka without having experienced stories with pretentiousness in them, they would use Madoka as the base value for the genre. However, if one were more educated on the aspects of bullshitting and pandering to the audience, one would regard Madoka as a poor attempt to insert symbolism where there should be none.
Once the pretension and twists are removed, the remaining dregs are composed of cute girls and cheaply rendered backgrounds. Essentially, this is what Madoka is to the educated and informed: a simple show which has no appeal whatsoever. However, to the uneducated, Madoka represents a chance to make themselves seem SODEEP.
Although one can regard a new discovery as wonderful, I would advise one to not think that their new discoveries are SODEEP. There is no point fawning over a single anime which ended its broadcast a week ago. I would suggest that, instead of partaking in yet another discussion on Madoka, one should go watch some more anime. Or, better yet, read a book
P.S Credits to my bro Hoshi for hipterising the eyecatch featuring the cast.
Plight of the Osana Najimi
Posted by Shin
Gaze your eyes upon this visage before you, folks. Cease everything and observe. The expression of shock, despair, and a beautiful yet timid helplessness that hides behind her strained features. This is the face of the childhood friend. This is what every single harem in Japanese cartoon history is built upon, what it advocates, because of the indecisiveness of the harem lead poorly passed off as "denseness".
The look that only lasted mere seconds, forgotten by most, brought stinging tears to my eyes; tears she herself could not express because of her own strength of character and the feelings he could only guess at. That she could only guess at.
Most of you would laugh at her face; "STATUS: Told □ Really Told □ Tic-Tac-Told ☑", you scoff, while others ship their own parings. I begrudge not of you! I begrudge those who know her as the childhood friend, and so their perceptions are fixed in stone! "The childhood friend never wins". "To hell!" I say, with conventions and those who look at her face and say "It Can't Be Helped!"
Folks, I ask of you. Do not judge the childhood friend. Spend a moment to look at her face ,that extra second the show just would not spare, instead spent on France's breasts and other fanservice scenes, and feel something for her. Continue hating her, if you will, for her desperate abuse of someone she loves, her attitude, her archetype, or have your heart opened to something you never saw before. I only request, nay, plead - that you spend an extra second considering her. Love her, hate her. I won't say which, it could be either, in my case as well. But look into those eyes, into that soul, and see more than she is being forced to be. Do not forget the childhood friend. She will never forget you.
It can be helped.
In other news, I just received this (you damn Chinks know what that is, and yes that's my name in Chinkrunes) from mai osana najimi whom I have not seen in FIFTEEN YEARS. Out of nowhere I get an invitation to the wedding? The pathetic thing is that is the only reason I even got the card is because my grandmother and mai osana najimi's obaachan are friends, which is also exactly why I can't decline ffffffffffff The whole ceremony's going to feel like one huge fucking NTR fest, and there's nothing I can do about it. This is nothing like my Japanese animes 
P.S I still love China even though she is officially an obsolete character now. 你就是我的唯一
My Black Cat Can’t Be This Sex
Posted by Shin
Recent scientific and medical studies have shown that listening to the voice of Kana Hanazawa in animated cartoon shows from Japan otherwise known as “anime”, causes an increase in heart complications among male adolescents and young adults. There have been reports of cases among a small number of females as well.
The cause of these complications has been traced to a mysterious energy emitted from the vocal chords of Kana Hanazawa, to which researchers have labeled ℳℴℯ❤. ℳℴℯ❤ causes spasms and high blood pressure on initial contact, and prolonged exposure leads to health complications which can be fatal. Medical experts noted that the symptoms of the complications that arise include acute nose bleeding, perpetuating grunts, chest muscle contractions, nutbladder inflammation, involuntary ejaculation, and even cardiac arrest.
There is currently no treatment to this affliction, and the public has been adviced to stay away from the vocal range radius of Kana Hanazawa until further notice.
Source: Otaku Health
Dear God,
Thank you for this blessed life. I thank you for all that you have given me, and I sincerely apologise that the heart you have bestowed upon me would give out to such a mortal temptation. The sight of Kuroneko in a fully decked maid outfit with cat ears and complementing tail going “Nii-san~” was far too fearsome for me to overcome, and so I give back to you what I have, for I finally succumbed to death by ℳℴℯ❤ Thank you for your gift, and may the next one who uses this body live a healthy life, safe from the nutbladder mutilating voice of Kana Hanazawa.
P.S To the Kirinofags who think her character has been redeemed after that short lapse of dere
>implying Kirino isn't still Queenbitch of Bitchland, spawned by the twelve Grand Bitch Wizards atop Mount Bitch while the bitch planets were aligned during the Festival of the Bitch in the New Bitch Year.
I see through the producer's hymen-thin lies in order to improve her standings with viewers before the inevitable anime-only ending next week. Your pathetic attempts will not sway my hatred for your denial of Kuroneko's much deserved True End. Curse you, AIC 
An Introspection into the Blonde Bitch and the Black Cat
Posted by Shin
Putting aside my voracious sexual appetite for girls voiced by Kana Hanazawa, what makes Kuroneko that much more endearing in my eyes now is how well she is portrayed in contrast to the likes of Kirino, whom I feel at this point has little redeeming qualities left other than being a cumdumpster. Even at the very beginning, the differences between the two in regards to their taste in anime has really been emphasised, so it was an eye opener of sorts to see that this is extended to their lives at home too, particularly Kuroneko, whose haughty nature turned out to be but a facade for her otherwise caring and humble character.
My Ship Can’t Be This Sunk
Posted by Shin
Abandon vessel, shippers, as the show ended last week with Manami winning the war. Hard to dispute that result if she gets pregnant from all that hand holding, right? This is the Clannadman we're talking about after all...Who am I kidding? Manami didn’t win, and she is never going to. And the last thing I want is being reminded of that....
My Best Friend Can’t Be This Bitchy
Posted by Shin
Goddamn Ayase haters branding her as a lesbian yandere thinking they know what it means. Look, before you go ranting on about how mai-waifu-Ayase-do-not-claim is a worthless bitch of a friend, there are a number of things that you should be aware of.
My Awkward Moment Can’t Be This Lewd
Posted by Shin
Folks, you know me as one of the most accommodating people around, which is why on occasions, I do things to please you, the readers. Unfortunately this time around, I did the most inept thing that commenters in my previous OreImo post told me to do and watched this series with my sister.
Discourse on Tentacles
Posted by Shin
An issue that has always puzzled biologists worldwide about Tentacles is their affinity towards coerced copulation with human females. Is this some strange and perverse fetish on their behalf or is there more to it? One would assume that Tentacle females are physically unattractive and have too many holes for the males to fill, as it would tire them rather quickly. This would imply that the female Tentacles are rather loose as well. Considering the tendency of these Tentacles to prey on young human females, it is also safe to assume that they have preference for virgins much like human males, who offer almost no form of resistance whatsover when compared to a Tentacle female.
Another popular hypothesis is that female Tentacles would devour the males after they are through mating. This is very similar to the behaviour exhibited by praying mantises and black widow spiders. The Tentacle males may have acquired some form of consciousness and through basic survival instincts, opted for human females instead of being consumed by the alimentary canals cum reproductive organ of the female Tentacles. Driven by what seems to be the human male trait of not wanting to bear responsibility, Tentacles have been known to derive pleasure from carefree sex, boasting to their peers the number of human females they have raped. However, mass extinction would ensue as a result of this recreational fornicating, endangering the Tentacle species as a whole.
Breakthroughs in the field of Tentacology have found new evidence suggesting that Tentacles are in fact, hermaphrodites. The Tentacles depicted in popular media are merely part of an entity that consist of both male and female reproductive organs, with the latter being where Tentacle offsprings are conceived. During the mating period, also known as rape time, the muscular hydrostat of the Tentacle would initiate the process of rape by restraining often unwilling human females and draining them of nourishment, which in turn fertilises the surrogate zygote implants of the Tentacle uterus. Tentacles also secrete fluids akin to semen to aid and accelerate the process of this complex process of artificial insemination.
Tentacology is still very much at its preliminary stages, and it is hoped that we would one day be able to fully understand these mysteriously aggresive, yet majestic creatures to its fullest.
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