"Suzaku, listen to me... He didn't betray the people. No... far from it. He was a hero who died for the world..."
Heroic Spirits known as Athletes gather to compete to the death in order to obtain the Holy Gold Medal. This is Fate/Stay Olympics...
What if...the main cast from The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi swapped genders...?
Sir David Frost sat down with Setsuna-san to discuss Waterbottlegate...
Nov/0938
The Real Reason To Watch Kimi ni Todoke
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So you're watching Kimi ni Todoke and you think to yourself, "Sawako is so cute and innocent, she's my favourite character!
" That's all cool and shit, but let me tell you about the real hero in this story.
Oct/0916
Sawako And Real Life
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Sawako: How she feels about herself.
Real Life Girl: What she actually looks like.
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Sawako: What she looks like to her classmates.
Real Life Girl: What she looks like to him.
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Sawako: What she looks like to him.
Real Life Girl: What she thinks she actually looks like.
What I imagine she looks like when I fap to her
Oct/0941
The Emancipation Of Hanato Kobato

This is the story of a girl named Hanato Kobato, whose parents died in a tragic car accident. Having no relatives capable of taking her in and her home foreclosed, she wanders homeless while facing psychotic delusions born from the shock of her ordeal.
Aug/0968
I Dream Of Ranka

I'm a diehard Ranka Lee fanboy, so, many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be at Ranka's school where I would often hang out with Ranka and help her with whatever plans she had for the day, but one day as I was talking to Ranka, we went to an empty classroom for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with me forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "I understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here with me". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because I've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Ozma nii-chan and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the SMS, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to end your own life for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?"
She then said "Nii-chan said 3 weeks.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works. I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here, Shin-kun!"
I then woke up and this was last week and I purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
Jun/0940
K-ON! 10: Cute, Not Pedo

I've been under flak for my infidelity last week, when I openly declared my feelings for Azusa. In retrospect, perhaps it was not so much as infatuation, but rather a sense of wanting to love her in a platonic manner akin to that of a little sister. This episode pretty much confirms that, as despite seeing Azusa clad in a rather fetching swimsuit, I was unperturbed. I did however feel contempt towards the countless number of lolicons who were looking forward to this episode only to satiate their lust. Yes, I'm talking to you. Why? Because sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Azusa are horrible.
Apr/0931
Turn-On! Ritsu And Mio

Her dream has finally came true.
Admittedly, the journey wasn't easy. There were times where she felt hopelessness, there were times when she felt doubt. Of course, there were times when she started thinking "just what did we get ourselves into?"
But thanks to Hirasawa Yui's membership, the light music club Tainaka Ritsu has always dreamed of came true.
Together with their keyboard player (and token wealthy girl) Kotobuki Tsumugi, and her childhood friend Akiyama Mio; Ritsu proclaimed their final goal - to play in the Budokan before they graduate as high school students!




