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15Apr/1117

Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko 01: Titillating Tilts

Posted by Shin

Otherwise known as babby's first normal SHAFT anime. Call me a newfag if you will, but up to this point, all the SHAFT productions that I have watched looked as though the team used Microsoft Office Powerpoint 2007 to "animate" their shows. Thing is, I did not even realise this was SHAFT until 5 minutes and 46 seconds in when that fucking headtilt popped out of nowhere. I have always wondered what SHAFT did with the money they got off selling Bakemonogatari Blurays, so I guess this confirms that they finally invested in a decent piece of animation software. If anything, this show looks absolutely beautiful, and I am not simply piling on the praise like hipsters who considered SHAFT's slideshow efforts to be a work of art; This has actual animation, and that is saying a lot!

Enough of the technicalities. Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko is pretty much standard boy meets girl fare. However, while most other shows make this first encounter a special affair, the boy here meets the girl wrapped up in a futon, which anyone would mistakenly pass off as a corpse. One would also consider this a form of child abuse, since the girl is under the care of a dangerously attractive MILF resembling that one character from Toradora! who decided to settle down and start a family. Turns out boy and girl are actually cousins, or so the plot goes.

The plot also dictates this is to be comedy and because being male lead is suffering, the funnies are mostly at his expense as he has to put up with the all the girl's eccentricities. The girl claims to be an alien, and if this is anything like that SHAFT show about homeless people living under a bridge, I am inclined towards calling her a bluff. Well, branding her a liar would be harsh, since I believe, much like the show I mentioned in the previous sentence, she believes that she is an alien. Delusions resulting from years of abuse in a household she ran away, from no doubt. Not that any of that matters of course, since this girl, who goes by the name of Erio, is a walking pillar of sex wrapped up in a mattress. Unraveled, there is something about that unkempt appearance and half-shut, near orgasmic eyelids that gave me a raging hard-on; Like she was having intercourse with herself in that futon while simultaneously engaging in everyday activities.

Oh god I love Erio and this show so much already.

P.S The OP is so bad I cannot stop listening to it. It is like that cute girl you took to the karaoke and thought could sing but turned out to be horrible, yet she is so adorable trying that you went "Fuck it" and asked for an encore anyway. I had the song on loop as I wrote this post obviously.

14Jan/1121

Puella Magi Madoka Magica 02: Quite The Stretch

Posted by Shin

The abstract plane has me trippin' balls but it is not nearly the kind of mindfuckery you would experience from watching Inception. There is also the random text and symbols that pop up every now and then in this show which has me scratching my head. Are they supposed to mean anything or is SHAFT being pretentious again? Also, Madoka really needs go into wideface mode eventually; my nutbladder hasn't sustained any damage whatsover. What gives, Ume sensei?

P.S I jizzed at Mami's finishing pose of having a spot of tea.

24May/1023

AngelCraft

Posted by Shin

Get the Flash Player to see this content.

Took about 4 hours in total, including time spent on learning the goddamn software. Could never figure out how to mute the original lines, so I gave up and just overlayed them. Youtube not working on my end, so I uploaded the video to the server instead. If the video loads too slowly(it will), just download it, though I'll eventually upload onto Youtube, considering what little bandwidth I have. Hope you like it!

[EDIT] Minor updates. The boring bits in between have been trimmed out. Added a new splash screen.

18May/1050

The Starcraft Champion That Never Was

Posted by Shin

There have been speculations abound regarding the origins of Tachibana Kanade, as to how she gained the title of Tenshi and the secret behind her repertoire of maneuvers that were beyond human capabilities. It is widely theorised that T3nsh1, as Kanade is known throughout Battle.net, was an aspiring Starcraft athlete, who met her demise just short of achieving her dream of becoming a world champion.

16Dec/0934

Ausfailia.net

Posted by Shin

Not too long ago, a (formerly) classified blacklist of banned websites made its way onto the internet, which was in fact the precursor to a legislation that would see Australia implementing internet censorship at a scale which would pretty effectively cripple the way a lot of us, and by us, I mean people like me :roll: browse the web.

Rather than targeting specific sites and content, in which CP has always been the primary concern, Lawful Evil Internet Guardian Stephen Conroy saw fit to expand the filter to block out anything listed under the Refused Classification category, which is essentially a blanket term for questionable content, which includes, among others, fetishes.

Ordinary Internet users here are freaking out already as it is, but for the otakus, this no different from pulling the plug on the chronically ill, since a lot of otakus such as myself are kept alive with ℳℴℯ fetishes and the like being constantly injected into our bloodstream via permanent intravenous therapy :oops: I shudder at the inevitability where I wake up one day to find (especially) 4chan, imageboards and other anime/manga related sites shut out before me. I always knew I would succumb to death by ℳℴℯ, but with the way things are unfolding right now, I would sooner die by deprivation of.

To be honest, as a student on a temporary visa, I have yet to fully grasp the direness of the situation, since there is the option of packing my bags and returning to the third world cesspool from whence I came, which is ironically a lot less draconian, at least where internet censorship is concerned (although this is attributed to the lack of resources, infrastructure and other miscellaneous factors  more than anything else :lol: ) Still, there is that slight tinge of despair and I cannot feel sorry enough for the good folks here, as seen by my gaming club mates here who went on a pub crawl to drown their sorrows last night :cry: As for me, I best go stockpile on loli before it becomes illegal inaccessible.

7Dec/0928

Rebuild of Evangelion 2.0 – Random Thoughts (SPOILERS)

Posted by Kinny Riddle

EVA-01 and Lance of Longinus

21Nov/0924

Turnabout Despair

Posted by Shin

Warning: Image Bombardment Inbound

2Nov/0942

Write Loli Fanfic. Receive Jail.

Posted by Shin

A man got the minimum sentence of 14 days in jail Thursday for possessing child pornography — stories about sex involving teen girls and incest he wrote himself and never tried to publish or share.

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