While this page alone hints at what may seem like an awfully cheesy hentai doujin, Onani Master Kurosawa tells the sordid tale of one male teenager whose sole joy in life is to masturbate in the girl's toilet as part of a meticulously planned out daily routine.

Yes, the main character Kurosawa Kakeru is really just a loser who has an unusual addiction. However appaling his interests may be, our hero is portrayed in such a manner that you'd be at least intrigued if not impressed by how differently he regards this act of self pleasuring from ordinary people. To expunge his daily build up of semen, our chap here would sneak into the female relief point, which he likens to a performance stage for his grand solo, accompanied by his rape fantasies of the girls at school.

JUST AS FAPPED.

Just look at that devious expression; Kakeru displays the same kind of triumphant arrogance that even Light would be proud of. Much like everybody's favorite Olympian Swimmer, Kurosawa too, has a superiority complex, seen through how he belittles those around him, including the only bunch willing to speak with him. I really did expect him to be a popular person like Light though, but I guess the author is trying to make it at little more believable.

I'LL TAKE OUT MY WANG! AND STROKE IT!

Remember that chip eating scene from the anime? Now imagine the same BGM being played here as Kurosawa pleasures himself while in soliloquy. I can only imagine the same epic hilarity if they were to have an anime adaptation for this.

God of the new world?

One can only go so far when it comes to tactical espionage masturbation in school, so apparently in the next chapter he gets caught which makes me wonder if he resorts to any extreme measures to silence that person in question. That or he stumbles upon Fap Note.

In the end, all I can say about this title feels more like a parody to Death Note more than anything else when you take into account the art style, which has that unpolished doujin feel to it. Apparently it is, but to span four volumes... That's certainly a lot more story that I'd expect from something like this. Still, barring the really crude plot, Onani Master Kurosawa is quite an entertaining read, if only for those outrageous expressions, though I really doubt I'll be featuring more of it later.