Tick Tock
Posted by Shin
If you have dropped by in the past day or so, you would have noticed that the site was inaccessible, just one of many instances that have been taking place. Apparently, according to my hosts, this site has been overloading their CPUs to the point that they have no choice but to suspend my account. As my hosts would(could?) not actually trace the root of the problem and give me a clear idea as to how to resolve the matter, the blog is now essentially a ticking time bomb that is prone to suspension at any given time.
This time however, my hosts have finally given the ultimatum that if this was to occur again, they will remove my account permanently, unless I switched to dedicated hosting. No deal. To cut to the chase, I am now considering pulling the kill switch and starting anew with free hosting.
My hosts probably foresaw this and have kindly provided a zipped backup of the blog, so I can fondly reminisce all the stuff that has been posted here, therefore reducing the emotional attachments I have to this site. It has been fun messing around here, but I suppose it is time for me to return to being a plebian 
For the time being, the site is still under observation and I am still paying for monthly hosting, but given how volatile it is now, do expect the site to be down soon. Forever. By then however, I would probably be getting ready for the transition back to WordPress.com. Do keep a lookout on my Twitter account though, as I would be announcing the rebirth of this site there, should it come to that. Cheers.
Recettear: Capitalism HNNNNNGH
Posted by Shin
Also known as Loliconomics: The Game; where profit margins are inversely proportionated to the protagonist's chest size. Yayifications!
Discourse on Tentacles
Posted by Shin
An issue that has always puzzled biologists worldwide about Tentacles is their affinity towards coerced copulation with human females. Is this some strange and perverse fetish on their behalf or is there more to it? One would assume that Tentacle females are physically unattractive and have too many holes for the males to fill, as it would tire them rather quickly. This would imply that the female Tentacles are rather loose as well. Considering the tendency of these Tentacles to prey on young human females, it is also safe to assume that they have preference for virgins much like human males, who offer almost no form of resistance whatsover when compared to a Tentacle female.
Another popular hypothesis is that female Tentacles would devour the males after they are through mating. This is very similar to the behaviour exhibited by praying mantises and black widow spiders. The Tentacle males may have acquired some form of consciousness and through basic survival instincts, opted for human females instead of being consumed by the alimentary canals cum reproductive organ of the female Tentacles. Driven by what seems to be the human male trait of not wanting to bear responsibility, Tentacles have been known to derive pleasure from carefree sex, boasting to their peers the number of human females they have raped. However, mass extinction would ensue as a result of this recreational fornicating, endangering the Tentacle species as a whole.
Breakthroughs in the field of Tentacology have found new evidence suggesting that Tentacles are in fact, hermaphrodites. The Tentacles depicted in popular media are merely part of an entity that consist of both male and female reproductive organs, with the latter being where Tentacle offsprings are conceived. During the mating period, also known as rape time, the muscular hydrostat of the Tentacle would initiate the process of rape by restraining often unwilling human females and draining them of nourishment, which in turn fertilises the surrogate zygote implants of the Tentacle uterus. Tentacles also secrete fluids akin to semen to aid and accelerate the process of this complex process of artificial insemination.
Tentacology is still very much at its preliminary stages, and it is hoped that we would one day be able to fully understand these mysteriously aggresive, yet majestic creatures to its fullest.
Got To Go, Australia
Posted by Shin
When I first came to Sydney, people asked if I ever got homesick, and my answer to them had always been a resounding "Nope." I guess this is partly due to the fact that I have experienced being away from home for an extended period of time before, and this was no different. Or so I thought.
I am currently undergoing reverse homesick syndrome, as I am now somewhat reluctant about leaving my host country after having gone through so much, despite my brief 1.5 year stay. More importantly, I have made friends with people whom I now regard as bros, so it makes this farewell that much more heartbreaking. I am most inept when it comes to saying goodbye, seeing as how when I left Malaysia to finish my degree, I only said "See you soon" to my parents and grandmother as they saw me off. As implied, this nonchalance is brought about by the fact that I knew I would see them eventually anyway.
If you have read my previous rants on Australia, you would know that I have almost no love for this country, as it are so adamant in keeping someone with my great stature out of their borders. However, at the same time, I have came to enjoy the company of like-minded individuals here, and at that point in time, the thought of parting ways with them was merely an eventuality that I would have to only ponder much later. Fast forward six months into the present, this eventuality soon became an inevitability, as I would have then completed my degree, and having unsuccessfully procured employment, going back to Malaysia became the only option.
Coupled with procrastination and a heavy heart, I kept the news of my plans of returning home to myself until the very last minute, which turned out to be a pretty bad idea, since I received a lot of flak for it. With two weeks left before I leave this country, I spent the remainder of that time with the bros, so I could leave with no regrets whatsoever. As I cough up this post in a bro's room, I think I have managed to alleviated the sadness to some extent, since, even though I did not accomplish as much as I would have wanted to, I had a great time trying anyway, and having really good friends to share that experience with is something that I would always cherish. There is probably much more to be said here, but I am afraid that I might start chocking up, not to mention that my flight is in about 4 hours w
Got to go, Australia.
Happy Birthday Rinko
Posted by Shin
Rinko is mai waifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine. Celebrating Rinko's birthday is one of my many job functions as a loving husbando, so I did my best to make her special day as memorable as possible.
The Onii-chan Your Onii-chan Could Be Like
Posted by Shin
Hello, little girls. Look at your onii-chan, now back to me, now back at your onii-chan, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped browsing the internet and made more time for you, he could act like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re at a themepark with the man your onii-chan could act like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a cute teddy bear from the claw machine with two tickets to that new movie you wanted your onii-chan to take you to. Look again, the tickets are now an ice-cream. Anything is possible when your onii-chan has time for you. I’m on a robot unicorn.
3 Years Get!
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Or I would like to call it my yearly apology to my senior and co-founder 
Folks, people say that I am funny and I believe them, because the quality of the content in this blog is laughable at best. That said, I would not have wanted it any other way. It is no secret that I pride myself in my 4chan origins, a fact that is reflected in almost all, if not every post that I have made thus far. 431 and counting. With it comes all the memetic shenanigans that can be overbearing at times. You would not believe the number of people I have irked with my imageboard mentality, where I basically made a nuisance of myself by doing things such as spouting unfunny one-liners to blatant trolling. The sad part is that even though I am well aware of it, I just cannot bring myself to stop.
My Bahasa Malaysia language teacher in secondary school put it best when she described my writings to be syok sendiri, a term used to define someone who derives pleasure from an act only he or she is able to. In other words, I write simply to pleasure myself. Kind of like masturbating, if you will. However, I personally feel that it is this seemingly conceited attitude that has kept me afloat in the blogosphere, where a good number of my peers who started roughly around the same time as me have burnt out and thrown in the towel. I also think that this approach has aided my attempts at differentiation, if only because not many have considered solely on churning out gimmicky posts. Above all else, I find this to be enjoyable, and as someone who gets bored almost too easily, that is an accomplishment on its own.
Of course, while I have made myself sound self sufficient, the fact of the matter is that I consider myself to be very fortunate, as I have been able to get away with the things that the average anime blogger would not consider or might think twice about actually pulling off. All the more to be thankful, I say, as too often have I noticed others struggling to find their niche, while I am blessed with the luxury of doing whatever I please. Keeping that in mind, I do give it my best to garner your attention, with what limited resources I have in terms of writing ability, bolstered only with cheap lulz and Photoshop. If you were entertained even for the slightest bit, then I can give myself a pat on the back and consider my work done.
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