Maria+Holic 06: I Hate Imoutits

Five episodes into this series and I feel as though I'm no longer watching a wacky show about a provocatively sadistic trap but rather a cookie cutter yuri highschool girl anime ┐(-。ー;)┌ The lack of Mariya in the previous two episodes would have otherwise annoyed me to no end, had they not showed him in a maid and nurse's outfit respectively. Apology accepted, SHAFT.
While it's an established fact that I'm gay for Mariya, I don't know if I can get used to the idea of having another version of him being genuinely female. I mean, Mariya's allure, other than his personality, has always been about him having a penis underneath it all. Shizu on the other hand, is a rather generic bishoujo moeblob ( ¯3¯) SHAFT even casted Aya Hirano of all people, and considering Mariya's uncanny resemblance to Death Note's Misa Misa, it seemed like the natural choice, I think. I was apprehensive when Kuro first told me about, but admittedly she sounded a lot better than I give her credit for. I would have even clutched my heart and grunted a HNNNNGH for her overall cuteness, but making Shizu big breasted, when she was clearly DFC in the manga is something I cannot overlook. For shame, SHAFT.
Maria Holic 01: Sugar, Spice, And Everything Nice

This is a masterpiece probably comparable to that of Picasso's works.





