Onani Master Kurosawa Ch 01: オナニー通り
Posted by: Shin in Onani Master Kurosawa, tags: Just As Planned, Lulz, Manga
While this page alone hints at what may seem like an awfully cheesy hentai doujin, Onani Master Kurosawa tells the sordid tale of one male teenager whose sole joy in life is to masturbate in the girl’s toilet as part of a meticulously planned out daily routine.
Yes, the main character Kurosawa Kakeru is really just a loser who has an unusual addiction. However appaling his interests may be, our hero is portrayed in such a manner that you’d be at least intrigued if not impressed by how differently he regards this act of self pleasuring from ordinary people. To expunge his daily build up of semen, our chap here would sneak into the female relief point, which he likens to a performance stage for his grand solo, accompanied by his rape fantasies of the girls at school.
JUST AS FAPPED.
Just look at that devious expression; Kakeru displays the same kind of triumphant arrogance that even Light would be proud of. Much like everybody’s favorite Olympian Swimmer, Kurosawa too, has a superiority complex, seen through how he belittles those around him, including the only bunch willing to speak with him. I really did expect him to be a popular person like Light though, but I guess the author is trying to make it at little more believable.
I’LL TAKE OUT MY WANG! AND STROKE IT!
Remember that chip eating scene from the anime? Now imagine the same BGM being played here as Kurosawa pleasures himself while in soliloquy. I can only imagine the same epic hilarity if they were to have an anime adaptation for this.
God of the new world?
One can only go so far when it comes to tactical espionage masturbation in school, so apparently in the next chapter he gets caught which makes me wonder if he resorts to any extreme measures to silence that person in question. That or he stumbles upon Fap Note.
In the end, all I can say about this title feels more like a parody to Death Note more than anything else when you take into account the art style, which has that unpolished doujin feel to it. Apparently it is, but to span four volumes… That’s certainly a lot more story that I’d expect from something like this. Still, barring the really crude plot, Onani Master Kurosawa is quite an entertaining read, if only for those outrageous expressions, though I really doubt I’ll be featuring more of it later.
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July 19th, 2008 at 1:19 am
My god this manga is disgusting! Whoever like this must a weird freak.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:59 am
Yeah well, as horrid as the premise may be, it’s worth checking it out for the chuckles, since it doesn’t really have any fanservice or any other objectional content, which would probably make it satire more than anything else.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:01 am
I applaud your courage Shin-sama!!!
This is the first time I’m reading a manga introduction from the o great one and it’s on a guy sneaking into a female toilet to masturbate.
さすが Shin-sama, your posts know no boundaries.
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July 19th, 2008 at 2:04 am
I totally relate to this guy.
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July 19th, 2008 at 2:13 am
I MUST INFILTRATE HIS SECRET BASE.
P.S: I LOL’ED AT MY AVATAR.
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July 19th, 2008 at 2:43 am
My butcher cleaver would like to make acquaintance with his cock.
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July 19th, 2008 at 4:11 am
Thought Shin’s next post would be him cosplaying as a manly yet still MOE-some Ranka…
I now fear your manga posts…
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July 19th, 2008 at 5:02 am
Can’t stop laughing!!!!
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July 19th, 2008 at 5:30 am
That’s hilarious. Grabbing and reading it for the disturbing fun.
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July 19th, 2008 at 7:16 am
Maybe you should read Deadman Wonderland instead
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July 19th, 2008 at 7:54 am
I’m officially convinced that it’s your calling and destiny to find the most disturbing, random shit on the internet and blog it like it’s normal. Seriously…are there even any scenes with women in this Shin? ARE THERE?
MGS 5: Now with “tactical espionage masturbation” (executable from within “the box”)!
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July 19th, 2008 at 8:25 am
The bottom panel of the first page is quite detailed. Guess the mangaka did plenty of research, eh? Yup. Find moar disturbing doujins like this… And post them!
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July 19th, 2008 at 8:55 am
My goodness you really outdid yourself this time around. Now that is what i call a professional practitioner of Stealth Fapping skills.
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July 19th, 2008 at 11:01 am
I love mangas and animes outside the ‘regular’ plots (ok this is a parody but what a parody!), so I’m gonna check this out! besides, it’s not that outrageous, some guys really practice masturbation to an art, I guess this could be pretty accurate in some way XD (just kidding).
Anyway thank you for posting this, it’s always nice to visit your blog since I discover new stuff to try.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I just read this. A-and it’s not just because you blogged it, s-stupid Shin! *tsundere* *tsundere*
Favorite phrase has got to be “This shrunken meat of mine is heating up again.”
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July 19th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Wait… what!?
So very disturbing…
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July 19th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
If i ever meet that guy, i would kick him in the crouch so he won’t do that kind of stuff ever again in the girls bathroom!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Lol wtf. D: Retardedshits.
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July 19th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Words fail me. But at least I LOL’ed.
July 19th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I lol’ed at the beginning… “Today’s me, still include in jacking-off in the girl’s toilet”.
It’s almost like Kamina’s or Simon’s third person POV lines…
Anyway, will try to check out the first chappy.
And I agree with Blissmo, do review about Deadman Wonderland.
July 19th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
@Hynavian
@BARA
That makes two of us.
@C.I
All the girls toilet are belong to him.
@Hinano
@FFVIIKnight
I’m still working on that.
@Kabitzin
Did you mean fapping?
@BigN
I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
@blissmo
Maybe if it’s similiar….
@Riex
Actually, there is. There’s a meganekko who almost caught him in the act, but both of them acted as though nothing happened. I’m sure she’ll play a bigger role later on.
@Yamcha
I’ll do what I can.
@Setsuna
Fapping. Serious business.
@yaku
You’re welcome.
@Riceball
I was half expecting an epic line like “THIS MEAT TUBE OF MINE THROBS WITH AWESOME POWER. IT TELLS ME TO JACK OFF!” or something.
@Omisyth
It’s strangely work safe.
@Anime Loving Republican
Well, it’s been quite harmless so far, since he’s not laid a finger on any girl.
@Snacks
You have to give him credit; the man loves to fap!
@Stifler
Which was the intention of the authors really.
@keito
Yeah, if it wasn’t such a pathetic addiction, Kurosawa would have been actually quite cool.
July 19th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Man. Now that’s a hobby! The expressions are priceless. Like he triumphed over the greatest evil that is the girl’s bathroom wall. Justice prevails in the form of white stringy goo. win.
July 20th, 2008 at 1:29 am
so this would be what actually Light be like if he was interested in sex…
July 20th, 2008 at 1:47 am
I believe it started out with the novel first.
http://neetsha.com/inside/main.php?id=429 (original novel in japanese)
it’s frankly not that bad. A teenage story about redemption, everyone makes mistakes right?
July 20th, 2008 at 2:23 am
Kind of cool because he is able fap with that kind of expression.
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July 20th, 2008 at 7:48 am
…………………
God……………….
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
July 20th, 2008 at 7:53 am
I didn’t expact to see a post like this…
oh well,it is the way that shin post anyway
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July 20th, 2008 at 10:21 am
i was like WTF! and LOL! at the same time.
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July 20th, 2008 at 10:56 am
@lalarara: …There’s a novel?!
July 20th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
*Tries to think of something witty to say. Fails*
What Hinano said.
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July 20th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Call me strange or sadistic if you want but I found it quite funny and entertaining. Really I’d read anything if it’s funny or has somewhat of a plot in it. Overall I may check for updates on this from time to time
July 20th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Now I know what those fluids I saw last Friday on our comfort room ARE FROM.
GOOD THING I DIDN’T TOUCHED THEM XD…
HEY! Does that mean that there are some guys doing that there in our school too?!?!?
O MY GAWD…O_o
*traumatized 4 life*
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July 20th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
@Shin:
I think you’ll still love it
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:05 am
I am soo reading this xD
Talk about l33t f4pp1ng sk1lz xD
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July 21st, 2008 at 7:49 pm
*rotflmao* 4 volumes of masturbation? >.> Only my neighbors at college could last longer.
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July 21st, 2008 at 11:08 pm
I think I heard of this mentioned in another Chinese blog before, not only do they parody Death Note, but even Code Geass as well. Sounds like an extreme hardcore version of Welcome to the NHK to me, for first impression anyway, but still enough for LOL’ing.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
@Scum2k1
I would so kill for an anime adaptation.
@EvilDevil
And very unpopular.
@lalarara
Wow. Then I can see how they can stretch it for 4 volumes. Thanks for the heads up!
@Sojourner
I do that too sometimes.
@Kaito
You have to admit at least it’s really funny.
@Riki
You know me alright.
@gordon
I had those reactions + *fap* *fap*
@issa-sa
That’s okay. I didn’t really expect anything more than the EWW, LOL, WTF comments anyway. Glad to see everyone’s somewhat intrigued by this in their own way.
@JustVisiting
I’ve got a feeling this is going to be those one shot efforts by the scanlators. Hope I’m wrong.
@kanzeon
So the manga is closer to the truth than we had expected…
@blissmo
If the Queen insists then I shall obey.
@Draconifers
Who said we can’t learn stuff from manga, eh?
@Caitlin
Now you’ve got me interested about your neighbours….
@Kinny
Oh man, now I have to hunt this down as well.
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:46 am
@Cat Megex
it’s all words no H stuff xD
yeh there’s a novel check the link
@Kinny Riddle
Nope I don’t think this is a parody of either of those two titles. The art might have some resemblances but it’s mainly because the author and the artist are two different people. The artist might have been influenced by DeathNote and CodeGeass.
@Shin
http://ogcmaster.blog.163.com/
here’s the chinese website, they translated the whole manga long ago…
July 27th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Done the whole series.
Man this doujin sure is good!
Very good story indeed.
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August 6th, 2008 at 2:02 am
August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
August 10th, 2008 at 1:46 am
ZOMGLMAOWTF.
He…He does THAT in…i-in GIRL’S BATHROOM?!That’s in a school building,r-r-r-right?!
*passes out*
ZOMG I am so not going to use bathroom in school anymore. <.<;;
August 25th, 2008 at 8:04 am
I’m going to read this while listening the Death Note OST.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Ah, I’m so tempted to review this manga, since the recent chapters have been insanely awesome.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:46 pm
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