Atarashii Prelude

23Sep/1117

The iDOLM@STER 12: Nani Mai Hunni

PURODEYUUSAA-SAN ! HOW COME I'M NOT TOP IDOL? IT ISN'T LIKE I DON'T PERFORM ANY BETTER THAN THE OTHER GIRLS. IN FACT I'M FAR BETTER THAN ALL OF THEM. CAN'T YOU GET MORE SHOWS FOR ME TO PERFORM AT? IS IT BECAUSE OF THAT SLUT MIKI? IS SHE THE ONE THAT'S HOGGING ALL OF MY SCREENTIME? WHY WON'T YOU LOOK ONLY AT ME? CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M THE ONLY GIRL PERFECT ENOUGH FOR YOU?ONLY I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED, AND ONLY I CAN BE THE TOP IDOL SO THAT YOU CAN BE SUPER FAMOUS!

Well, that was embarrassing. Here I was speculating what the turn of events of this episode would be like and instead it got resolved just like that; No, defection, no car, no Honey, no nothing. For someone like Miki who has the most character development potential(shitty haircut included) this was disappointing to say the least. They have only barely touched the surface of her character and I do not expect to see this change anytime soon, since it will take a chunk of the remaining episodes if they ever do decide to go with it. Guess we will have to make do with selfish blonde Miki a while longer :razz:

Chihaya is missing because she was out looking for breast paddings, so no surprise here. What did surprise me was that the part-time background prop and chopping board brand ambassador somehow managed to take charge this time around to spur everyone on. Either she saw an opportunity to rise to the top now that her biggest rival iswas out of the picture or all that wallowing has toughened her up. At the risk of titillating the yurifags, I'd say that Haruka has rubbed some on her as well.

Now, I also know that some of you have been criticising Broducer over how useless he has been of late, so I thought I would talk about it a bit. You know, it's hard to concentrate on your job with such a sexy seductress office lady around. Imagine sitting at your desk, handling a flurry of phone calls all while juggling schedules for nine different girls, and just a few feet away there is a temptation in the form of an erotic Christmas cake with a Zettai Ryouiki attached to it that would make even Christ himself jelly in the knees. Take it from me; It's almost next to impossible to concentrate when you have your penis throbbing against your work pants the whole day. Never mind the fact that Broducer is a self-insert for a newbie player after all, and in my case, playing the game with almost no moonrunes knowledge meant I was failing pretty much every audition and communication event there was :oops:

Posted by Shin

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  1. Somehow I got the feeling you were up in last night streaman? :roll:

  2. 1. Miki with anything but blonde hair is a CRIME against DECENCY and this show will be DROPPED if that bullshit happens.

    2. I believe that rather than one temptation, there are 14 temptations waiting at your workplace every day. It’s like asking me to teach junior high school. That ain’t gonna happen.

    3. PURODEYUSA-SANNNNN

  3. Hey, the protagonist of Lingeries Office managed to do just fine multitasking. He could take a call AND a blowjob at the same time.

  4. She tried to hide it, but Chihaya was about to choke a Miki.

    Haruka proved it with her subtle: “U mad Chihaya?”

    I want to think like that about broducer&Kotori Mr. Charlie Shin-san. I thought that Pedoducer was dating Miki and throwing his poison there for a moment, does not help his motto “you are never too young to be an idol!”

    Helps a lot the fact that Miki´s parents give a crap about her decisions in life.

    Is awakened Miki stronger (yeah, I love that word) than Chihaya?

    • I just cannot imagine a Yandere Chihaya…

      Stat for stat, Miki really beast Chihaya in the Visual department (they even mention her levelling up that stat this episode) Chihaya has perfect vocals.

  5. >You know, it’s hard to concentrate on your job with such a sexy seductress office lady around. Imagine sitting at your desk, handling a flurry of phone calls all while juggling schedules for nine different girls, and just a few feet away there is a temptation in the form of an erotic Christmas cake with a Zettai Ryouiki attached to it that would make even Christ himself jelly in the knees.

    I laughed so hard I fapped. :twisted:

  6. >Chihaya is missing because she was out looking for breast paddings, so no surprise here. What did surprise me was that the part-time background prop and chopping board brand ambassador

    That is an insult. We all know she sits on the BOARD of Directors of a chopping BOARD company.

    Anyway Chihaya X Haruka OTP is an unshakeable fact. :roll:

    • For once I will apologise to Chihaya for being erroneous in my words and denying her full credit.

      I’ve read some Chihaya x Haruka shit, though I would really like to see Chihaya being seme (or whatever the yuri equivalent is) for once :???:

  7. Careful with your words there. What if we instead get an Awakened Chihaya?

  8. I’m disappointed that we’re not going to see Miki and Hibiki’s armpits.


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