Children’s Day

Folks, it is no secret that I like children. Even as a wee lad back in the day, I would more often than not favour the younger cast members in the anime I watched, and this remains unchanged even till today. However, in this time and age, my fondness for the little ones is misconstrued to be malicious in nature. In order to dispel some of that prejudice, I would like to take this opportunity to celebrate Children's Day, by listing five of my favourite children in Japanese cartoons.

Kinomoto Sakura
I had the unfortunate privilege of watching Cardcaptor Sakura dubbed in Malay back in the day, but because I was not a full-on weeaboo at that time, it did little to stop me from loving this show and its main character. Sakura was the closest thing I had to being the first waifu, though as fate would have it, her seiyuu would eventually voice my true love about a decade later.

Azmaria Hendric
By the time I watched Chrono Crusade, I would have seen quite a number of little girls in anime, but this was probably the first time when I would consider one to be so... erotic. Then again, silver-haired albino lolis tend have an unexplainable allure that makes them seem more enticing than others. It does help that she was designed by the legendary Kuroda Kazuya, whose works I would come to appreciate in many a fap material later on.

Fate Testarossa
The only nine year old in existence who is bestowed with the bottom which could rival even the curviest of adult women. By now I already threw all sense of morality out of the window, so I had no qualms whatsoever savouring Fate's ass to its fullest extent. Then StrikerS came along, and I could only pull a Tony Kornheiser. The show itself was not a disaster per se, but everything I came to love about her vanished just like that. Still, I will fondly remember Fate as the only little girl who made me put on my shades and bite my lower lip.

Hachikuji Mayoi
It would seem that my depravity knew no bounds as I could still be attracted to the dead, as long they were cute and underaged. Ghost lolis are not exactly a new concept, but Mayoi comes mostly melodrama-free, so any guilt associated with wanting to take advantage of a child in spite of her unfortunate circumstances is all but diminished. Also, ghost blowjobs.

Koume
Turns out I have trace amounts of decency left after all. Out of the children listed here, only with Koume do I want to shower with love of the parental variety. While others I want to bring screaming into womanhood, this tiny tot is someone I would like to raise into womanhood instead. She is the daughter I aspire to have, yet I am faced with the conundrum of having to stop liking children in the manner which would land me in prison, in order to even stand a chance of persuading women of birth-giving capacity to copulate with me. I want to believe.


May 5th, 2011 - 17:58
Sure is flaunting your meme knowledge here dad
May 5th, 2011 - 19:46
I’m a walking Encyclopedia Dramatica!
May 5th, 2011 - 22:27
Children? Where are the shotas?
May 5th, 2011 - 23:14
My thoughts exactly!
May 8th, 2011 - 22:39
I only like those that dress up as little girls ww
May 9th, 2011 - 04:36
Well with more reason then… WHERE ARE THE SHOTAS??
May 5th, 2011 - 23:16
I almost raged when I scrolled down to the last gif picture, until I read the text below it.
In all honesty I’m disappointed at the lack of shotacon when Children’s Day is supposed to be a holiday for male children. THINK ABOUT THE SHOTAS
Also, Justice and… who’s that guy. they should join forces and say “I LIKE DOUJINSHI OF SMALL CHILDREN”
….Something’s wrong with me.
May 6th, 2011 - 00:55
We need more Magical Boy anime.
May 12th, 2011 - 07:54
I’d kill for that genre.
May 8th, 2011 - 22:40
The other guy is God of Lolicons, Shiki Tohno. You know, the infamous “A Cat is fine too” guy?
May 9th, 2011 - 03:24
I know. A shin is also fine too.
May 9th, 2011 - 04:36
I can’t disagree with that since I strongly encourage and agree with it.
May 9th, 2011 - 04:35
WHAT?? He’s THAT guy?? OMG NO NOT THE CATS! I like Justice more then!
May 5th, 2011 - 23:39
We wish you the best in your endeavors, as does the correctional system.
May 6th, 2011 - 02:22
This is kind of… creepy.
But yes, Fate-chan is the best.
May 6th, 2011 - 09:32
You are my hero. Always and forever.
May 6th, 2011 - 10:22
Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat over thar.
This post disgusts me. So do you. Disgusting. Utterly.
May 6th, 2011 - 13:52
“She is the daughter I aspire to have, yet I am faced with the conundrum of having to stop liking children in the manner which would land me in prison.”
No risk = No life ¿huh?
May 6th, 2011 - 15:11
You sir, are my hero.
May 6th, 2011 - 18:11
Needs more Mir ww
May 7th, 2011 - 16:41
>screaming into womanhood
As always, you have an incredible gift at picking the exactly perfect (read: most disturbing) methods of communicating your ideas and desires.
May 8th, 2011 - 22:39
@otou-san – You know how easy for me it is to avert the problem? Changing religions.
@Yi – I am being honest!
@FlyingFridge – I am glad I could inspire people
@Panther – That’s who I am!
@Lectro Volpi – I’m not getting any younger, so I am more risk-adverse
@Sforza – I try to set an example!
@ToastCrust – I like her, but she’s from a different medium.
@vendredi – Well, I try.
May 19th, 2011 - 01:22
May 19th, 2011 - 03:10
Wow, why did I click on this page.
Now I’m going to have nigthmares.
May 19th, 2011 - 05:22
Stop being such a fucking pedophile you giant sack of shit.
May 21st, 2011 - 05:31
Annoying spike in normal people visiting on this article.
Lolicon pride, bitches.
June 12th, 2011 - 13:44
@Shin – You and me both, dawg.