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Infinite Stratos 06: I See Paris, I See France, I See Charlotte’s Unde-PLOTS

A long overdue post to quite easily my favourite show this season! Colloquially known as Country Wars, Infinite Stratos serves as a non-homosexual version of Hetalia where the war is fought over the protagonist's penis. I personally like to call it Ichika and Jelly Factory, due to the near-infinite(get it???) supply of grape flavoured, green goo that oozes out of the pores from both male audience due to jealousy and female characters in the show for the same reason as they try to gain the upperhand in winning over Ichika, who is a lot denser than the metallic components used to construct his mecha.

While it fares out pretty much like your typical one-lucky-asshole-many-women-wants-his-cock show, to brush it off as mere harem tripe would be unfair, as it manages to break the monotony associated with the genre with decent mecha combat, though Infinite Stratos really needs to follow up with an actual foe soon. Above all else, the battles helps to quell the urge of wanting to punch the monitor every time Ichika exhibits his retarded main character tendencies, such as ignoring the advances of my favourite girl, who up to this point is still China.

However, now that his harem is more or less complete, I cannot help but feel that Rin has been relegated to the sidelines in favour of the admittedly superior France. There is also the fact she has leapfrogged ahead of the pack by virtue of being the damsel in distress to Ichika's White Knight. That said, I have to call out on the producers for playing obvious favourites by employing the services of Kana Hanazawa to voice Charlotte, who is able to drive the ℳℴℯ❤ of any character to unfathomable, nutbladder-decimating levels. Coupled with the fact that she is a reverse traps just sweetens the whole deal, since her boyish features appeals to me in ways a normal trap would.

Imagine yourself ploughing deep inside France as she tries to stifle her lust by going "But we're both boys!" Folks, I don't know about you, but those words would probably just make me pound her even harder while I yell Bon Appétit and show her the pleasures of being a woman. Unfortunately, the only reason why I have yet to jump ship is due to a taboo committed by the producers, or in this case the author, when it comes to designing a reverse trap. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVE A DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST. To add insult to injury, they even gave her the best pair of breasts in the whole goddamn show! As a man bound to his principles, I simply cannot overlook this desecration of archetypes, regardless of how delicious she may be otherwise. Sorry, Charlotte, I guess you will not be eating my semen :oops:

Speaking of a cum-guzzler, I was a bit worried about our boy Ichika, since his oblivious nature can somewhat be misconstrued for homosexuality, as proven last week, when he blushed as formerly Charles thanked him. His over-enthusiasm in wanting to see Charles naked sent all sorts of wrong signals too. Well, all doubt has been cleared; Ichika is pretty much just playing the Natsuru card only to buy himself time to evaluate which route to go after. I am assured that he is at least straight because, after all, remember when he was limping as he exited the shower? I know that feel bro! I walk like that too when I have a massive erection rubbing against my pants. Ichika, I still fucking hate you, and I rightfully should(otherwise Infinite Stratos would have failed as a harem show), but if you settle down with any of the girls(except Germany, she is a huge cunt, and probably a lesbian), all will be forgiven. I doubt that would happen by the end (of this) season, but fingers crossed anyway.

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  1. SnooSnoo SINGAPORE
    February 11th, 2011 - 20:49

    Loop ∞
    {
    “Ichika no ecchi”
    }
    :eek:

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  3. Makihara Kanako 110.136.183.36
    February 11th, 2011 - 21:59

    *nosebleed* so envy I died (don’t bite me, please)

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  4. Setsuna-san MALAYSIA
    February 11th, 2011 - 23:46

    My body was woefully unprepared for FRANCE’S Moe onslaught. HNNGGHHH

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  5. Panther SINGAPORE
    February 12th, 2011 - 01:06

    Germany FTW. You sad man.

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  6. yamada BRUNEI DARUSSALAM
    February 12th, 2011 - 01:10

    Charlotte! Why you do this?!

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  7. radkliler JAPAN
    February 12th, 2011 - 02:04

    The boobs ruined this whole episode that I can’t enjoy Hanazawa’s moe attacks.

    Ydeydudis?

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  8. Yumii SWEDEN
    February 12th, 2011 - 05:45

    Here Shin, cheer yourself up with some nice OrenoImo doujinshi
    http://www.mediafire.com/?as7naw71wct9cr
    :oops:

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  9. Yamibakeru SINGAPORE
    February 12th, 2011 - 10:24

    You now realize that if Charles fails in her mission to get information on Ichika for her father, he will have her abducted and returned to France. Charles will be beaten and interrogated before being brought before her father, where she will tearfully beg for his forgiveness, admitting that she wanted desperately to make him happy so that she would eventually see him smile at her.

    Her father will then savagely beat her while spitting vicious insults at her, telling her how she’s always been nothing but an absolute failure and accident that should have been killed before she ever took her first breath. He will then take her bloody, beaten, barely-conscious weak and trembling body up into his arms and then with a smile tell her that her troubles are finally over… before breaking her frail form through the nearest window where she falls to her miserable death. Some time later, his secretary will cautiously remind him that Charles’ funeral is today and that the few mourners are already beginning to arrive. He will respond by grunting, “I don’t know what they’re so sad about. I’m the one who had to get a new window.”

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  10. Shin MALAYSIA
    February 12th, 2011 - 11:04

    @Makihara Kanako – We all share one common enemy: Ichika

    @Setsuna-san – I hate harem shows when they decide the winner so early on.

    @Panther – Noel > Nu

    @yamada – No one wonder she is the scorn of her father. Must be the boobs.

    @Yumii – Thanks but I want a doujin of Rin instead!!

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  11. ~xxx AUSTRALIA
    February 12th, 2011 - 13:54

    I wish I am there to share all of those girls…
    Hahahah!

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  12. westrim UNITED STATES
    February 12th, 2011 - 14:28

    I’ve always why anyone would go to a godforsaken place like Alaska to sign a treaty, and a submarine doesn’t seem a likely alternative. But there need to be more countries before I can decide which one to make my companion forever. Does America have a giant hat and crappy boots? Does Italy wear nothing but boots and kick rocks around? Is Australia constantly having hot flashes and massive menstrual flows? These things must be found out!

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  13. Itachi 175.141.196.181
    February 12th, 2011 - 23:11

    Why is it the guy in Harem anime is so lucky… Want to be like him! xD

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  14. Lectro Volpi MEXICO
    February 13th, 2011 - 06:28

    “Imagine yourself ploughing deep inside France as she tries to stifle her lust by going “But we’re both boys!” Folks, I don’t know about you, but those words would probably just make me pound her even harder while I yell Bon Appétit and show her the pleasures of being a woman.”

    Argh! I will sue your ass for this Mr. Shin you devil!

    They surely missed with the large breast thing.

    In harem I am (probably) the black dog. In the show my favourite character is Cecilia.

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  15. Ichiro Ino 110.55.84.25
    February 13th, 2011 - 07:40

    you know, I didn’t watch this because of the sounding of the title… but now… wth… :swt:

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  16. yamada BRUNEI DARUSSALAM
    February 13th, 2011 - 23:10

    Maybe she’s too perfect for me? :neutral:

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  17. Anonylol UNITED STATES
    February 14th, 2011 - 11:10

    You better not lose your shit when Germany gets her first kiss.

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  18. Shin AUSTRALIA
    February 14th, 2011 - 15:52

    @~xxx – Get in line!

    @westrim – From what I was told, the only country left is Russia, who isn’t even Russian in origin. As for Australia, popular rumors suggest that Pika-tan is in fact, Australian! I’m surprised Americuh wasn’t included from the get go, but I guess that would have been too dull.

    @Itachi – It’s designed to extract jelly out of us.

    @Lectro Volpi – Don’t blame me for thinking of the same thing! Also, Cecillia is not a bad choice, but too bad she can’t cook to save her life. Well, at least I think she’s rich, so that evens things out.

    @Ichiro Ino – WHY WOULD YOU NOT WATCH ICHIKA AND JELLY FACTORY

    @yamada – Girls with huge breasts are no longer anywhere near perfect.

    @Anonylol – I’ll reserve my rage for that occasion.

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  19. EvilDevil UNITED STATES
    February 15th, 2011 - 12:47

    I believe an invasion on France is overdue…

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  20. Yi 110.50.189.190
    February 19th, 2011 - 23:47

    Why do harem shows always have the sexiest girls…
    I effing can’t stand the genre, but I don’t want to miss out on lusting after the girls either.

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