Atarashii Prelude

26Jan/1124

Kore wa Zombie Desu ka? 03: Itty Bitty Tiny Titty

Remember when fanservice meant something? Producers of Japanese cartoons these days seem to subscribe to the notion that shoving disgusting, fat mammillary glands dangling from the lipid filled-chest of a cow into the face of the audience would in some way titillate them. Little wonder that the industry is in decline! Studio DEEN, always the advocates of the grassroots fanservice movement have taken note of this degeneration in the quality of fanservice that is being showcased on the television and computer monitors of viewers today and has come up with a novel solution to address this issue.

Minimalism, is their answer, and just like fanservice itself, consumption is best had in small doses lest it leads to side effects such as carpal tunnel syndrome... Nothing screams minimalism like the perenial concept of fanservice whereby female characters are to be depicted with revealing or the least amount of clothing. Therefore, why shouldn't this be extended to the breasts of the aforementioned individuals themselves?

It takes a skilled artisan to portray flat chests in their succulent glory, so can you honestly tell me that while gazing into the depths of Haruna's erotic anthill, you have not once contemplated running your tongue on those sweet, sweet morsels of flesh? I didn't think so.
A tip of the hat to Tenshi in platemail, as it was a stroke of brilliance from the producer's part for them guest seiyuu-complemented delusions, churning the ℳℴℯ to nutbladder destroying levels, and lending life to an otherwise lifeless archtype.

As a special bonus, we also get a special cameo appearance by Hideyoshi. Oh DEEN, you're much too kind.

As for the episode itself, I honestly wouldn't have mind plain old slice of life shenanigans, since the show carries itself rather well in that department, with its well delivered comic timing. And dose god-tier delusions. Instead it moves forward by introducing someone who looks to be quite obviously the person who killed Ayumu. Whatever the twintail's motivations might be in framing Eu, anyone tuning in would be hard-pressed to take it seriously, so I'm guessing the reasoning behind it would be trivial in nature, and will probably resolve itself rather quickly, considering its twelve episode run, thus adding another member to his harem.

Posted by Shin

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  1. Interested in the class rep in Ayumu’s class. She apparently features in the ED sequence. :roll:
    Hadaka platemail will become the next “in” thing :wink:

  2. “disgusting, fat mammillary glands dangling from the lipid filled-chest of a cow ”

    Such eloquence~

  3. Clearly you are not aware that this is an attempt from the Japanese government to curtail the industry from their continual production of massive mammillary glands. It is believed by mammalian scientists that continual incrementation of the mammalian glands is the greatest environmental threat on Japan (and the world).

    Studies indicate that massive mammalian glands consumption has gone in decline yet their continual massive size incrementation has double over the decades. Why? The Anime industry threatened by the declining consumption tried to fix this issue by increasing the size, rather than study the problem. If they have put the energy to discover the reasons for a declining market, they would have discovered that the market it is already saturated by massive mammalian glands (an overload of consumer choices that overwhelms the average consumer), by increasing the size of “Boobs” they have unleashed a massive competition for other industries to fabricate bigger and monster size glands to satiate a consumer market already suffocated between gigantic marshmallow milk pillows. While this only fixed the market problem on the short term, the long term consequences is already taking effect on the world. The market is already experiencing massive fluctuating effects caused by monster milk jugs running rampant on a land filled with massive flesh Mount Everest class boobs everywhere. The average consumer is feeling desensitive effects while the industry continues to push for the creation of bigger mammalian glands to attain consumer attention. The apathy from the general consumer has confused the industry with the belief that they need to inundate the market with even bigger mammalian glands to resolve consumer demand problems. This foolish attempt to recoup the boob market not only will push for a collapse on the industry, but it will cause the actual destruction of Japan. Scientists theorize that the massive overflow of massive mammalian glands will reach critical mass in 2030 and the imploding effects will rupture time and space causing a mini black hole that will consume our planet; but a competing theory gives an alternative scenario to this gloomy event, the massive weight of the mammalian glands will sink Japan before it reaches critical mass, thus saving the rest of the world from the Boobmsday event.

    Japan’s history in dealing with minimal resources allowed them to become master of efficiency with less. Their minimal reserve of iron and coal allow their blacksmiths to produce higher quality steel and katanas, their lack of oil push them to the production of efficient vehicles that require less oil consumption compared to the oil guzzling western vehicles. But rather than embracing minimalism when it came to their mammalian deficiency, they decided to artificially create Massive Mammalian Glands to satiate their pervert eyes, not realizing the dangerous consequences of artificially inflating the Mammalian market. But it is not too late to embrace a flat chest solution.

    Japan’s innovative solution to this environmental problem was a return to their minimalist roots, so they decided it was time for the introduction of the DFC to curtail the massive production of these monstrous milk jugs. It is too early to determine what effect this smaller, minimal, yet efficient hills of flesh will have on the market, but we are already seeing positive results. Japan is now attempting to bring this issue to the rest of the world but so far it has been ignored. Australia see this movement to introduce DFC into the market as a sinister attempt to push the Otaku’s lolification agendas on Australian citizens. On America the issue is not going well, as it is well known that massive milk jugs have a monopoly on the American market and culture over the centuries as they continue to push for the exploitation of massive flesh mounts to satiate a milk guzzling consumer market. There is a resilient resistance to accept DFC as a delicious delicacy. But there is a glimmer of hope as there is a small movement to introduce the world the wonders and the efficiency of minimal mammalian glands to save the world from the world ending event known as Massive Mammalian Collapse.

  4. I can never look at Haruna the same again :3

  5. @EvilDevil – that has to be the longest comment ever posted on this blog.

    • No, I’m sure I’ve posted longer, if not in raw text then because I did a large amount of in depth responses. Shin too, though he tends to only say a sentence or two to each person. But that’s probably single largest paragraph, at least. :archive dives:

  6. I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking “is that Hideyoshi??”

    Minimal clothes! Minimal chest! It’s all about promoting cool-biz now that warmer climates will hit Japan soon.

  7. “I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking “is that Hideyoshi??””

    Finally someone that agrees!!! :grin:

  8. @SnooSnoo – What does she bring to the table though? I think we have all our fetishes covered :lol:

    @Yi – There are so many ways I can express my hatred for big boobies! Similarly, my love for DFC (not the commenter below) as well.

    @DFC – A new and improved version!

    @Yaku – I’m glad Baka Test 2 is actually due this year otherwise I will keep having delusions of Haruna with a penis :cry:

    @jetbird1126 – For those of us who are Hideyoshi-starved :swt:

  9. Ya know! when i saw those fanservices of Haruna & Yuu I just wanna said “IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZE” but thanks god that my cat was sitting in my lab so my desktop was saved :lol: Well, the cat aslo enjoyed the show though :lol:

  10. OH MY FUCKING GOD CAN’T UNSEE

    I WILL KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER

    I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

    MARK MY WORDS YOU SAD PATHETIC BASTARD

  11. [00:07:09 Jan-31] <+sagematt> “As a special bonus, we also get a special cameo appearance by Hideyoshi. Oh DEEN, you’re much too kind.” <– FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE http://www.atalude.net/2011/01/26/kore-wa-zombie-desu-ka-03-itty-bitty-tiny-titty/
    [00:07:24 Jan-31] <@Kurogane> AHAHA
    [00:07:31 Jan-31] <+sagematt> CAN’T UNSEE
    [00:07:35 Jan-31] <+sagematt> CAN’T UNFUCKING SEE
    [00:07:39 Jan-31] <+sagematt> I WILL KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER
    [00:07:40 Jan-31] <@AkaiWolf> ?
    [00:07:41 Jan-31] <+sagematt> PIECE OF SHIT
    [00:07:42 Jan-31] <@Kurogane> ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \
    [00:07:42 Jan-31] <+sagematt> GOD
    [00:07:43 Jan-31] <@Kurogane> ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \
    [00:07:43 Jan-31] <+sagematt> WHY
    [00:07:44 Jan-31] <@Kurogane> ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \
    [00:07:45 Jan-31] <+sagematt> WHYYYYYYYYY

  12. ?

    As akawolf put it

  13. Don’t touch our Haruna, she is not a trap. :D


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