My Black Cat Can’t Be This Sex
Recent scientific and medical studies have shown that listening to the voice of Kana Hanazawa in animated cartoon shows from Japan otherwise known as “anime”, causes an increase in heart complications among male adolescents and young adults. There have been reports of cases among a small number of females as well.
The cause of these complications has been traced to a mysterious energy emitted from the vocal chords of Kana Hanazawa, to which researchers have labeled ℳℴℯ❤. ℳℴℯ❤ causes spasms and high blood pressure on initial contact, and prolonged exposure leads to health complications which can be fatal. Medical experts noted that the symptoms of the complications that arise include acute nose bleeding, perpetuating grunts, chest muscle contractions, nutbladder inflammation, involuntary ejaculation, and even cardiac arrest.
There is currently no treatment to this affliction, and the public has been adviced to stay away from the vocal range radius of Kana Hanazawa until further notice.
Source: Otaku Health
Dear God,
Thank you for this blessed life. I thank you for all that you have given me, and I sincerely apologise that the heart you have bestowed upon me would give out to such a mortal temptation. The sight of Kuroneko in a fully decked maid outfit with cat ears and complementing tail going “Nii-san~” was far too fearsome for me to overcome, and so I give back to you what I have, for I finally succumbed to death by ℳℴℯ❤ Thank you for your gift, and may the next one who uses this body live a healthy life, safe from the nutbladder mutilating voice of Kana Hanazawa.
P.S To the Kirinofags who think her character has been redeemed after that short lapse of dere
>implying Kirino isn't still Queenbitch of Bitchland, spawned by the twelve Grand Bitch Wizards atop Mount Bitch while the bitch planets were aligned during the Festival of the Bitch in the New Bitch Year.
I see through the producer's hymen-thin lies in order to improve her standings with viewers before the inevitable anime-only ending next week. Your pathetic attempts will not sway my hatred for your denial of Kuroneko's much deserved True End. Curse you, AIC 
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December 13th, 2010 - 22:02
>> Kana Hanazawa
>> Western naming order
>> Asian author
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Write names in the order which they are supposed to be read.
December 13th, 2010 - 22:09
As Tohno Shiki would put it: A cat is fine too.
December 13th, 2010 - 23:17
I DIED LIKE SEVEN TIMES THIS WEEK FROM KANA-TAN’S ROLES THIS SEASON.
December 13th, 2010 - 23:57
“I see through the producer’s hymen-thin lies in order to improve her standings with viewers before the inevitable anime-only ending next week…”
Trust me, they aren’t doing anything of the sort…
That said, Kuroneko was just goddamn LETHAL this episode…
December 14th, 2010 - 00:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DGF5UYBox0&feature=related
> Your reaction when Meido Kuroneko wavered your heart with her “Nii-san~”.
December 14th, 2010 - 01:16
Rest in peace. You have done well.
And yes, never come back.
December 14th, 2010 - 05:45
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
December 14th, 2010 - 06:12
Kuroneko Nekomimi Meido~
December 14th, 2010 - 06:27
Next week: Twincest route.
True end: Harem route.
December 14th, 2010 - 07:07
this is why we need cloning technology, imagine the sight of one million Kuroneko catgirls can do!!!
December 14th, 2010 - 08:24
Kirino will never be redeemed.
Kuroneko won the show a long time ago.
Hanazawa Kana rose up to be my next HNNNG seiyuu.
December 14th, 2010 - 09:07
CRAP!!!
The long awaited post of Kuroneko.
December 14th, 2010 - 09:20
This post had me rolling with laughter. I thank you
December 14th, 2010 - 11:59
Kana Hanazawa used Voice Acting
It wasn’t very effective
I’ll admit she’s very good but I’m not big on her roles.
December 14th, 2010 - 13:48
TV END: Ayase kills Kyousuke.
TRUE END: Kyousuke dies the same way you did.
December 14th, 2010 - 15:50
Damn… no, please no… I can’t be this fickle! she was a bitch for 98% of the series!
I knew she was a “good person” deep inside but I told myself that I was not going to change my opinion just for that, she deserved the hate!
You don’t know how much I am fighting right now… I just want to know if I am fighting my Ying or my Yang!
December 14th, 2010 - 16:16
Thanks for the source of the article! It made me realise a very important thing!
December 14th, 2010 - 19:56
Sora is better. Haru agrees too. Yosuga no Sora FTW!!!!!!!
Kirino will be redeemed if she goes down that route.
My Imoutos have a combined firepower of 56% at the moment!
December 15th, 2010 - 09:30
I noticed the “good end” thing in the next episode title. Clearly that means 24 minutes of this looped.
December 15th, 2010 - 12:24
I wish they’d come out with a game.
Totally going for cat route. Then ojou-sama route.
December 16th, 2010 - 11:07
@SnooSnoo – This was published in a Western medical journal after all
@Setsuna-san – Why can’t Kuroneko be real?
@Kurogane Shiroikaze – If I was Berserker from F/SN she would have depleted all my seven lives too.
@Sforza – They better not or I am going to bitch even more.
@cryskolt – Accurate depiction.
@Shance – Death has never felt this good.
@Solarius – That’s a symptom right there. Consult your doctor.
@Nanao-kun – hnnnnngh
@Di Gi Kazune – I wish.
@EvilDevil – The Great Moe Plague of 2010.
@bluemist – She won me over with Zange. She has been relentless ever since.
@~xxx – Yes, I came to my senses and decided to bitch every episode about Kirino.
@Arianna Sterling – Death is not funny!
@Chenoan – You are a strong willed person. I wish I had such tolerance.
@Valence – I could deal with that.
@Lectro Volpi – Just like you said, being dere for an episode shouldn’t have to influence your opinions about her. She is still a bitch deep down.
@kristalyamaki – Sure thing!
@Di Gi Kazune – I am at a loss as to why you would not prefer Miya Miya over the other two, at least where Kirino is concerned.
@otou-san – I Want To Believe
@Anonylol – Pretty sure the PSP game covers that. Not sure about Sour Vagina route though.
December 16th, 2010 - 18:26
Who is this miya2?
mmmm…. Sora~~ tasty
December 17th, 2010 - 00:00
Has everyone forgotten Manami?
You heartless- No, I can’t do it. Kuroneko is clearly superior in ever aspect except havingness of glasses.
P.S. I hate myself?
December 17th, 2010 - 03:29
Kuroneko + nekomimi + meido kissa dress = DYING AND GOING TO HEAVEN.
Seriously, cute, MOE girls like her are always the underdog, while the bitchy blondies get the spotlight. Life = unfair
December 17th, 2010 - 10:25
@Shin
What? Why would they do that!?
Otaku ojou-sama is best ojou-sama!
December 18th, 2010 - 02:43
just listening to it again and again (fainting every single time) is such a wonderful thing to do
ah well… there is my new ringtone.. time to kill ppl who listen to it =)
December 20th, 2010 - 15:33
Haha, yea Kuroneko is the best!
December 22nd, 2010 - 01:24
@Di Gi Kazune – The best sister that one could have!
@Wasabimilkshake – We mourn silently for her.
@Yaku – Japan wouldn’t know a good thing even if it had multiple tentacles and raped them.
@Anonylol – Japan has no taste. You should know this already.
@Pudding – Should you exhibit any of those symptoms, be sure to consult a medical expert.
@Yi – Needs her own spinoff.