My Best Friend Can’t Be This Bitchy




Goddamn Ayase haters branding her as a lesbian yandere thinking they know what it means. Look, before you go ranting on about how mai-waifu-Ayase-do-not-claim is a worthless bitch of a friend, there are a number of things that you should be aware of.
First and foremost, Ayase's reaction to finding out that Kirino is an otaku is treachery of the highest degree and is equivalent to:
Protagonists discovering their mentor was never on their side in the first place and has been using them as pawns in their own agenda, contradicting the hero’s beliefs, or even believers of the latter who realise that their champions were deceiving them with a facade the whole time.
Or when Shinichiro picked Hiromi over Noe.
You get the idea.
Haters, before you go running your mouth off, you might want to consider broadening your horizons on believable human relationships, through other forms of media that are not *gasp* anime or manga. I swear, people like you who have the distinction of having School Days as their first harem anime subscribe to the insipid notion that every single goddamn title that so much touches on or even hints at being harem will indubitably lead to a Nice Boat ending.
Has the term "All bark, no bite" ever crossed the minds of you overly excited people?
You people have never once gotten angry enough at someone, stranger or otherwise, to threaten to kill them or beat the living daylights out of them? Never once got so riled up before on Xbox Live playing Modern Warfare 2 when that twelve year old scrub with Marathon, Lightweight and Commando killed you for the umpteenth time with the tactical knife? And so on? Yeah, you spout things like out of rage that but you would never actually do it.
Ayase never does anything comparable to a stalker or yandere. Hell, I have even been told that nowhere near does she ever get close to a kitchen knife in the light novels. The worst she ever does in this episode was block Kyousuke's mobile phone number, nothing more. GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS; THIS ISN'T SOME HORROR STORY WHERE MURDER IS PIVOTAL TO THE PLOT.
And don’t get me started on you yurifags; You are equally just as guilty. If you had bothered to remove those goggles for a moment and took a gander at a stereotypical American feature film that depicts a highly fantasised view of high school life and the cliques that populate them such as the Popular Kids, you might be less inclined to see Ayase as a yandere or god forbid, a lesbian.

Furthermore, the Queen Bees in these movies usually have female followers or members of their clique trying to imitate the former in as many ways as possible, be it similar hairstyle, fashion sense and likes/dislikes, etc. Why, you ask? Because since their "Queen" is supposedly the paragon of perfection, if they can become more and more like her, they can feel just as "perfect" too.
While Kirino may not be the school's Queen (as anime/manga usually use the term Idol instead); to her model friends like (especially) Ayase , she is the Queen they all aspire to become. Perfect grades. Perfect looks. Perfect work ethic. Perfect everything. Who WOULDN'T want to be her?
I mean, why else would Ayase vehemently hate on disgusting otakus yet allow herself to be featured in teen gravure magazines, which in Japan, are catered just as much to paedophiles (most of whom are otaku) who use it as masturbation aid? That is because she wishes to be like Kirino in every way possible no matter what the cost.
tl;dr

Ayase is NOT yandere for Kirino.
Just someone who has idealised her too much to the point that she refuses to believe she has a flaw in her character. She tells Kyousuke to back off from "corrupting" Kirino indirectly/directly, but she is not diligent enough to continue "protecting" Kirino. In fact, she does not even bother to keep tabs on her best friend nor does anything resembling a clingy, jealous girlfriend afraid her lover might be cheating on her.

Ayase is NOT yuri for Kirino.
Just someone who admires her too much and in no way does she want to fuck (with a strap-on) Kirino too.
Seriously, stop talking shit about mai waifu you faggots. I guess what they say about people like yourselves are true after all - those who watch too much anime and play too much imouto-themed nukige will eventually have their minds broken and lose their humanity


November 1st, 2010 - 22:03
Real yanderes don’t threaten murder, they just cut straight to the point.
November 1st, 2010 - 22:14
Only one problem, Shin: calling Ayase a fag is _not_ an insult to your ‘waifu.’ It’s not normative.
That aside… keep lovin’ bro.
November 1st, 2010 - 22:50
Shinn has many waifus.
We are under “the insipid notion that every single goddamn title that so much touches on or even hints at being harem will indubitably lead to a Nice Boat ending”.
I think we know where your story is about to go, buddy.
And no, it’s not the girls who are going to kill you. It’s everyone in the otakusphere.
Cool story bro.
November 2nd, 2010 - 00:07
Kyousuke should have been the zombie.
November 2nd, 2010 - 00:27
>implying a person that claims to have a waifu has not had his mind broken already
seriously though I have yet to see any yuri couples do it with strapons. Isn’t having phallic objects in a yuri sexual act kind of defeating its purpose?
Glorious exposition comrade.
November 2nd, 2010 - 00:31
Ayase is my waifu. Do not claim.
November 2nd, 2010 - 02:03
“I swear, people like you who have the distinction of having School Days as their first harem anime subscribe to the insipid notion that every single goddamn title that so much touches on or even hints at being harem will indubitably lead to a Nice Boat ending.”
USODA, USODA, USODA, USODA !
You are right Ayase is not yandere, she is yangire :)
November 2nd, 2010 - 02:08
@DFC – so you are the first poster here and not on sankaku :)
November 2nd, 2010 - 02:10
PS: deal with it, this show is epic bad :)
November 2nd, 2010 - 07:18
Poor oniichan. His name being sullied trying to protect his imouto.
And imouto doing a good job seducing him to the otaku side and wincest.
November 2nd, 2010 - 07:55
You are a bastard of a hasubando. The only waifus I’ve ever had were from Harvest Moon, and I don’t know if they even count as waifus!
Were did you get those comments? the comments from OreImo I read come from your blog and Randomc.
I don’t detect Yandere vibes, even if School Days were my only reference that is that and this is this…. very different.
Kirino is no longer under the nice roof of my patience! giving the back to a friend is a low, low thing to do!
Hahahaha… it is funny! now that I pay attention there is no summary or anything about the episode! just your long worthless rants!
November 2nd, 2010 - 08:15
So Ayase isn’t yandere for Kirino?
FUCKING DROPPED!
I hope C79 delivers.
Delicious Saori.
November 2nd, 2010 - 09:41
Or when Shinichiro picked Hiromi over Noe.
Nevar forget!!!
November 2nd, 2010 - 10:25
Manaka >>>>>>>>> Kirino >> Ayase.
November 2nd, 2010 - 10:36
In the previous episode I thought she was a very nice little love interest for Kyousuke however that went down the drain pretty fast. Though I can’t hate her after the very adorable first impression she left, I can’t particularly like her anymore after her very shallow display. Sorry Shin.
November 2nd, 2010 - 12:26
Reblogged this to my Tumblr and left you credits, I hope it’s okay.
Not that I don’t like Ayase, (I actually like her quite a bit) it’s just that I couldn’t help but to laugh. (´;ω;`)
November 2nd, 2010 - 14:26
ayase is somehow left behind due to kirino
kyousuke was kicked behind due to kirino
man, she is leaving them all behind.
after all, ayase was(?) the only one who understands kirino better than his loser brother.
November 2nd, 2010 - 17:05
shit, this made the brainless siscon/family values BS animu episode all of a sudden DEEP.
wait nevermind
November 2nd, 2010 - 18:32
So Ayase will toss Kirino to a horde of horny Otaku Zombies to save her own ass… I can see it now… what? You put that imagine on my brain, not me.
November 2nd, 2010 - 20:29
Anyway, if she is yandere for Kirino…..I’m sure she would find her own way to kill her.
November 5th, 2010 - 08:33
actually… i would go for the hot blooded readheard… double score if they have golden eyes.
November 15th, 2010 - 22:47
But only gentlemen go for blondes. Does this mean…?
November 3rd, 2010 - 01:28
>Or when Shinichiro picked Hiromi over Noe.
YOU STILL MAD?
November 15th, 2010 - 22:39
You are right.
November 3rd, 2010 - 04:57
u mad?
u mad.
November 3rd, 2010 - 05:25
Oh come on Shin, yanderes are a delicious flavour of waifus themselves! they’re so exciting, you never know when they’re gonna flip out on you and try to kill you in the name of love!
Now for Ayase, she seems to be a pretty cute tsundere.
…I agree with Shinn, no lesbians please! only hot man-loving testosterone-filled yaoi scenes should be depicted on this epic series which is not wincest at all.
November 3rd, 2010 - 06:52
I say: “Don´t hate the character, hate the makers of the anime, who makes you hating the character.”
If some character uses “Uso” more than three times in a sentence the rule of thumb says, she has lost her mind.
Ayase was portraited in a terrible way in this episode, different than Kyousuke´s father she never made the impression to be nothing more than someone who parrots the bad research done by some medias.
I did some research on her character now (i.e. looking over the illustrations of Light Novel) and, yeah, it seems she mellows down.
November 3rd, 2010 - 19:29
Kuroneko (claimed-waifu-dont-touch) > Ayase >>>>>>>>> Kirino
Whatever, Ayase is just a yandere/gire joke just like the entire show… seriously, why so serious ?
November 5th, 2010 - 17:48
I remembered who repeated a sentence a couple of times was Ami Kawashima of Toradora.
Well, Yanderes are not that bad after all, they are just too dangerous to be approach when mad or angry.
November 5th, 2010 - 20:47
Somehow, this post seemed to be directly yelling at me. :(
November 6th, 2010 - 01:56
dont worry.. she already stepped into kyousuke’s harem ╮(╯▽╰)╭
November 9th, 2010 - 07:00
Don’t really care. I still think both Ayase and Kirino are bitches :)
November 13th, 2010 - 05:42
I was disappointed when Ayase took Kirino’s side against Kyousuke. I was like so excited that Kirino finally got told, but then she was forgiven. I hope they both get hit by a bus now.
November 15th, 2010 - 22:36
@DFC – instantrimshot.wav
@lolikitsune – Tenderly.
@Shance – Lolicons don’t die even if you kill them.
@Kabitzin – He has a greater libido!
@Setsuna-san – There are the other type of lesbians, the dykes. Those are the ones who wish to be masculine, and usually have those butch style haircuts. I think you’ve seen those.
@Panther – How about no?
@alex – Noooooo, she is pure hearted and is not in any way evil!
@Di Gi Kazune – Story of my life. I can really relate with Kyonsuke.
@Lectro Volpi – I can only love so many waifus because I can be loyal to them all unlike most people
@Anonylol – How can you pick Sour Vagina over girls like Kuroneko???
@avexmode – I still weep whenever I see a girl talking to a rooster
@SnooSnoo – For once I actually agree with you!
@Chenoan – I am not sure if we can be friends anymore…
@annie – By all means!
@~xxx – I have been deceived by them doujins!
@Quazacolt – I only watch deep, mature shows for deep, mature people such as myself.
@EvilDevil – Because that is exactly what will happen!
@Winbox – No, just frustrated
@Yaku – The yaoi prospects in this series seems limited only to Kyonsuke and his dad. However I am no fan of bara.
@DocAstaroth – My faith in mai waifu has been well placed it seems
@Mereck – I am as serious as my love for mai waifus.
@~xxx – For someone like me who has a harem of waifus, I fear them most.
@Yi – Not too late to repent, Yi
@Pudding –
@NAA – I wish I could hate you into oblivion
@Hinano – Let me have my way with them THEN let them get hit by a bus
November 17th, 2010 - 21:21
Back off, you pathetic skinny azn! She is mine!