Discourse on Tentacles
An issue that has always puzzled biologists worldwide about Tentacles is their affinity towards coerced copulation with human females. Is this some strange and perverse fetish on their behalf or is there more to it? One would assume that Tentacle females are physically unattractive and have too many holes for the males to fill, as it would tire them rather quickly. This would imply that the female Tentacles are rather loose as well. Considering the tendency of these Tentacles to prey on young human females, it is also safe to assume that they have preference for virgins much like human males, who offer almost no form of resistance whatsover when compared to a Tentacle female.
Another popular hypothesis is that female Tentacles would devour the males after they are through mating. This is very similar to the behaviour exhibited by praying mantises and black widow spiders. The Tentacle males may have acquired some form of consciousness and through basic survival instincts, opted for human females instead of being consumed by the alimentary canals cum reproductive organ of the female Tentacles. Driven by what seems to be the human male trait of not wanting to bear responsibility, Tentacles have been known to derive pleasure from carefree sex, boasting to their peers the number of human females they have raped. However, mass extinction would ensue as a result of this recreational fornicating, endangering the Tentacle species as a whole.
Breakthroughs in the field of Tentacology have found new evidence suggesting that Tentacles are in fact, hermaphrodites. The Tentacles depicted in popular media are merely part of an entity that consist of both male and female reproductive organs, with the latter being where Tentacle offsprings are conceived. During the mating period, also known as rape time, the muscular hydrostat of the Tentacle would initiate the process of rape by restraining often unwilling human females and draining them of nourishment, which in turn fertilises the surrogate zygote implants of the Tentacle uterus. Tentacles also secrete fluids akin to semen to aid and accelerate the process of this complex process of artificial insemination.
Tentacology is still very much at its preliminary stages, and it is hoped that we would one day be able to fully understand these mysteriously aggresive, yet majestic creatures to its fullest.
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September 10th, 2010 - 23:36
Eschatology of tentacles goes way back to the ancient God of the Pacific. A God that created islands on the vast sea with it’s own tentacles. The name is Na Kika.
September 10th, 2010 - 23:51
This is all that matters.
September 11th, 2010 - 00:20
Before man, the dominant life form were tentacles. Why doesn’t anyone study tentacles for all their beauty and history?
September 11th, 2010 - 00:30
I wish i had a waifu to study my tentacle.
September 11th, 2010 - 01:09
Hey I discovered a new word, I think that is why I like english. There is a fricken word for everything.
Ephebophilia. Not the homo variety though. The straight kind is totally me.
September 11th, 2010 - 02:34
Why do I find it funny that “Sperm” whales like to eat large squids? I guess a little competition between the male reproductive cell and the tentacle won’t hurt anybody right?
Also, some squids have hooks at the end of their tentacles. Hmm, apparently, I see they aren’t satisfied with groping/fondling the female only, seems like they are completely intent on achieving full penetration. Damn!
September 11th, 2010 - 04:32
Shin, I’m going to assume that you minored in Tentacology. So I’ll take your word for it.
September 11th, 2010 - 05:42
All for science! huh!?
I thought you dropped the show… but I’m glad we can still read your reviews Mr. Shin.
Haruka simply can’t accept the fact that her arc is over and tries to steal other girl’s spotlight! the worse is that… at least for me, she usually succeeds!
Are you squidding me!? hahaha.
September 11th, 2010 - 08:59
A breakthrough in the study of marine biology but to be sure. Show ▼
September 11th, 2010 - 13:08
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September 11th, 2010 - 22:00
And makes them hungry… for meat and seafood…
September 13th, 2010 - 20:32
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September 11th, 2010 - 13:48
I learnt this in eighth grade science,
September 11th, 2010 - 15:09
Shin has tentacles of his own for all we know!
September 11th, 2010 - 18:33
While we’re on this topic, what’s on the other end of all those tentacles?
September 13th, 2010 - 16:50
This deserves more study, probably in the form of video format, audio, and pictures! The world’s government needs to fund the further research and study of Tentacology! For Science!
September 13th, 2010 - 17:22
Good sir, you may be interested to know that a few months back, I encountered a similar discourse on /d/, albeit slightly more inclined toward establishing a functioning dichotomy, separating families of tentacles based on traits, characteristics and functions. Examples include breeding capabilities and methodologies, ensaration techniques, overall fatality and violent potential. A most stimulating and comprehensive discourse, that would rival your own.
Now, I’m sure many of us here are no stranger to the truism that 4chan Be Naught Moar than a Repost of Thy Repost, thus although I regret to inform that the thread in question has likely vanished unto the void we all know as 404, I’m certain that if such a discussion is of interest to you, all you but need do is search.
I merely present some food for thought.
September 13th, 2010 - 20:31
@maskawaih – Na Kika is what humans should have really evolved into
@SnooSnoo – Must not hnnnngh
@Valence – They are misunderstood creatures.
@Joe – What’s stopping you?
@cryskolt – Damn I wish I was a humanoid squid monster!
@Solarius – One day I will go to Japan to complete my doctorate.
@Lectro Volpi – Can’t drop it, simply because I actually do find Sae adorable, even if her arc is boring as heck.
@Chenoan – Australia is the forerunner in this field.
@Shance – I will never be a multi tentacle penis monster ;_;
@Yi – Glands that squirt lubricant to ease the process of penetration!
@EvilDevil – I just need to write a full thesis and submit it to the top universities
@Yamibakeru – You are right, though this was based on what I read on /upsidedowna/ about a year ago; Had to cough back out as much as I could based solely on memory. Wish I could include the diagrams as well w
September 14th, 2010 - 09:33
Oh Shin. This is why I love you.
September 14th, 2010 - 12:57
The biology of tentacles. Only Shin could achieve such EPIC WIN.
Also, pfft. Men, they’re all the same =_=
September 15th, 2010 - 02:52
Best science report ever! horray Tentacles!! xD
September 16th, 2010 - 05:25
@Nanao-kun – Say that to my face, not online and see what happens?
@Yaku – I apologise on behalf of all irresponsible tentacles.
@foshizzel – I wish I took up biology now.
June 2nd, 2011 - 00:13
Picture from what anime?