Discourse on Tentacles

Posted by Shin

An issue that has always puzzled biologists worldwide about Tentacles is their affinity towards coerced copulation with human females. Is this some strange and perverse fetish on their behalf or is there more to it? One would assume that Tentacle females are physically unattractive and have too many holes for the males to fill, as it would tire them rather quickly. This would imply that the female Tentacles are rather loose as well. Considering the tendency of these Tentacles to prey on young human females, it is also safe to assume that they have preference for virgins much like human males, who offer almost no form of resistance whatsover when compared to a Tentacle female.

Another popular hypothesis is that female Tentacles would devour the males after they are through mating. This is very similar to the behaviour exhibited by praying mantises and black widow spiders. The Tentacle males may have acquired some form of consciousness and through basic survival instincts, opted for human females instead of being consumed by the alimentary canals cum reproductive organ of the female Tentacles. Driven by what seems to be the human male trait of not wanting to bear responsibility, Tentacles have been known to derive pleasure from carefree sex, boasting to their peers the number of human females they have raped. However, mass extinction would ensue as a result of this recreational fornicating, endangering the Tentacle species as a whole.

Breakthroughs in the field of Tentacology have found new evidence suggesting that Tentacles are in fact, hermaphrodites. The Tentacles depicted in popular media are merely part of an entity that consist of both male and female reproductive organs, with the latter being where Tentacle offsprings are conceived. During the mating period, also known as rape time, the muscular hydrostat of the Tentacle would initiate the process of rape by restraining often unwilling human females and draining them of nourishment, which in turn fertilises the surrogate zygote implants of the Tentacle uterus. Tentacles also secrete fluids akin to semen to aid and accelerate the process of this complex process of artificial insemination.

Tentacology is still very much at its preliminary stages, and it is hoped that we would one day be able to fully understand these mysteriously aggresive, yet majestic creatures to its fullest.

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