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The Onii-chan Your Onii-chan Could Be Like
Hello, little girls. Look at your onii-chan, now back to me, now back at your onii-chan, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped browsing the internet and made more time for you, he could act like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re at a themepark with the man your onii-chan could act like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a cute teddy bear from the claw machine with two tickets to that new movie you wanted your onii-chan to take you to. Look again, the tickets are now an ice-cream. Anything is possible when your onii-chan has time for you. I’m on a robot unicorn.
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July 22nd, 2010 - 13:56
Gym much? Guess not.
Teh loli love my muscular body.
July 22nd, 2010 - 14:09
Your nipples are… not sexy
July 22nd, 2010 - 14:26
Clever, but now my eyes burn and I have the robot unicorn song stuck in my head.
July 22nd, 2010 - 14:53
Really, how have you not been arrested yet?
July 22nd, 2010 - 15:06
Whenever I hear about oniichan/imouto fantasies my eye twitches in annoyance because having a real big brother or real young sister is nothing cute, sexy or whatever shit we otakus fantasize about. That’s why in eroge I never go for the imoutos (unless they’re Ui); grrr.
BTW wish I could unsee picture, not because this person is ugly, but because of how much that wink is freaking me out.
July 23rd, 2010 - 00:36
Many people haven’t realised this, but there’s a fundamental difference between a little sister and an imouto. If we all came to terms with that, I’m sure people would be more accepting to the imouto character archtype.
On that note, I mean two specific things when I use the terms little sister and imouto in my everyday speech.
July 23rd, 2010 - 18:04
Hahahahaha I understand your passionate otaku heart, and is just as I said “having a real bro/sis”, as opposed to the actual imouto/oniichan fetish, have nothing cute or raburi about it. This of course can only be understood if one has or is such a family member.
I do understand for us otaku the appeals of an imouto or oniichan fantasy, but for people like me who are both a real little sister and have a big bro, those fantasies just don’t hold that much of a sparkle.
Not saying that oniichan-kyara in yaoi eroge isn’t awesome as hell.
July 24th, 2010 - 23:10
Nonono, you get me wrong. I too have a little sister. That’s actually what led me to specifically distinguish between an imouto and a little sister. Since little sisters are annoying but imoutos are adorable. So, as I mentioned, once you come to accept the fact that your imouto isn’t supposed to remotely resemble your younger sister at all, but rather exists in a separate, fantasy, ideal 2D dimension, you’ll be much more accepting toward imoutos. I stress that I’m not an imtouto fetish kinda guy, it’s just that I’ve come to accept imoutos as an enjoyable character archtype thanks to my revelation.
… I think I’ve said too much.
July 22nd, 2010 - 16:09
My onii-chan could only dream of having those kinds of sideburns. Wait, I’m the onii-chan. Crap! /jealous.
July 22nd, 2010 - 16:22
What is this I don’t even!
July 22nd, 2010 - 16:24
Too bad my onii-chan is too busy making babies.
July 22nd, 2010 - 16:26
俺のお兄ちゃんがこんなにカッコイイわけがない。
July 23rd, 2010 - 00:53
I c whut u did thar
July 22nd, 2010 - 16:46
Stop being GAR!
July 22nd, 2010 - 16:50
Thank you Shin, now I have to scrub my brain to forget what I just read and gouge my eyes now that they are filthy…
July 22nd, 2010 - 21:15
You can use the bathtub behind him.
July 22nd, 2010 - 23:24
You just need something powerful enough to block out that image, that blocking power should be as powerful as the Undefeated of the East…
BLOCK!!!
BUILDING KICK!!!
EXPLOOOOOSIOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!
July 22nd, 2010 - 17:58
I am scared.
July 22nd, 2010 - 18:36
this is so wrong.. even coming from you.
July 22nd, 2010 - 19:07
My onii-chan has a six-pack
July 22nd, 2010 - 22:15
I prefer my oniichan to be more healthy.
July 22nd, 2010 - 23:03
In my defense, and if anime has taught me anything, lolis do not mind if their onii-chans are skinny malnourished shut-ins, just as long they are showered with love! Finding an onii-chan who would love their imoutos unconditionally is nearly impossible these days!
July 23rd, 2010 - 00:56
I would if I had an imouto.
Also, don’t forgot to shower frequently. No matter how muscular you look, you won’t get any imouto-loving if you stink of sweat.
July 22nd, 2010 - 23:17
SWAN DIVE!!!!!
July 22nd, 2010 - 23:28
Your imouto would be disappointed that the tickets aren’t DIAMONDS.
July 22nd, 2010 - 23:28
My oniichan…i am the oniichan D:
July 23rd, 2010 - 03:11
HO-LY SHIT……
July 23rd, 2010 - 03:36
I suddenly feel the need to shield my imouto from that lecherous wink
July 23rd, 2010 - 04:12
This is the strongest post.
July 23rd, 2010 - 21:33
|＼／|
＜／￣￣丶
＿_彡ﾉﾒﾉﾉﾚﾘ〉
＼ ﾙﾘﾟヮﾟﾉﾘ
＞< (つiつ⑨
∠_く //｣｣〉
July 23rd, 2010 - 21:34
Wow, I totally broke the layout with that.
July 23rd, 2010 - 07:08
Needs more beer gut.
July 23rd, 2010 - 13:37
that’s my dept… death metal listening anime watching scumbag
July 23rd, 2010 - 21:46
I would think that is optional
July 24th, 2010 - 00:43
it is. but when in public no explanation or weird looks happen people just go “oh he’s one of “those people”.
July 23rd, 2010 - 22:00
@paparaharaha – Women love six packs, but lolis, lolis look for other things in an onii-chan. Trust me on that
@Jesus159159159 – I WISH I WAS BLACK
@dai1313 – That is a good song.
@Gin – Have you watched Catch Me If You Can starring Leonardo di Caprio? It was based on me.
@yaku – I didn’t even realise I was winking! Also, on that note regarding having actual siblings, I actually have an imouto in real life, but you can never have too many, I say
@zzeroparticle – Spent less time on the internet and you could be just like me!
@cryskolt – Old Spice to get the ladies. Ice cream to get the lolies.
@SnooSnoo – That is why I will take his place.
@j1m0ne – Though you are the kawaii imouto I hoped you’d be
@Sion – I have the fighter’s damashi in me.
@EvilDevil – Onii-chan’s kiss will make it all better
@Kiseki – Daijoubu, imouto-chan. Onii-chan wa iru ka
@pp – Because I am not black??
@Chenoan –
@Setsuna-san –
@Kherubim – INTO THE GREATEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE
@wolfx – That would be a different age group of imoutos.
@Fabrice – You are not the little girl, so it is okay.
@deathmetal rob – You really thought I was a girl didn’t you?
@Caraniel – That is the wink of a kind and loving older brother
July 24th, 2010 - 04:17
ZOMG… i must run away from u
July 25th, 2010 - 17:52
i still find this post disturbing and funny though.
July 24th, 2010 - 22:54
If I was drinking something while the front page of this blog was loading up, I would’ve spat it out and have a dirty monitor right now. I’m used to surprises from my time lurking here. But this wasn’t a PLEASANT surprise. I hope you choke on your spit, you bastard, this was uncalled for.
July 25th, 2010 - 01:29
Is this some kind of Inception-level mind-fuck?
July 25th, 2010 - 04:54
Is it wrong that I have a boner now?
July 25th, 2010 - 19:08
why yes, yes it is… so very, very wrong.
July 25th, 2010 - 13:40
what is this i dont even
July 26th, 2010 - 14:57
@Yamibakeru – …….Don’t worry dude, I understand. Also, I think I should thank the world for not letting my big bro be an otaku. Just saying, lol XD (now seriously your comment made me laugh so much and yeah I understand what you mean, don’t worry you’re still awesome so keep on not liking imoutos XD)
July 26th, 2010 - 22:35
You know? I just got the meme behind this blog post. It’s from the Old Spice soap commercial, isn’t it?
July 27th, 2010 - 01:45
I demand a refund for my now necessary eye surgeries.
July 27th, 2010 - 03:20
I have never laughed and been disturbed so powerfully at the same time.
…do the shirtless motorbike next.
July 27th, 2010 - 10:20
How daring!
July 27th, 2010 - 15:18
@pp – If I was black, then everyone would have called me sexy
@Winbox – I can’t have readers being unfazed by the content here, now can I?
@Yyi – Except that it is all real
@radkliler – I got a boner doing that too, so it’s fine.
@Quazacolt –
@Yamibakeru – Took you long enough bro
@Amon – I would rather fund your gender change operation so you can be my imouto
@Yi – Anything for potential imoutos!
July 27th, 2010 - 22:11
What, dude?! I just learnt about Old spice yesterday!
July 27th, 2010 - 15:21
I got a complaint email from an angry parent, so I am going to put up a spoiler tag so little girls would not be able to masturbate to my picture
July 27th, 2010 - 15:35
Another successful mission
July 27th, 2010 - 19:40
zomg it actually works! you must get swamped by little girls whenever you go outside :o
July 27th, 2010 - 16:21
^lol
DAT WINK. Oh god. You’re still my hero anyway.
July 28th, 2010 - 00:18
Onii-chaan~~~
(I want to rape your ass)
July 28th, 2010 - 00:26
FUCKING CANT UNSEE
July 28th, 2010 - 00:33
Lolis would crave for you now
July 28th, 2010 - 05:41
I can’t be your imouto when I’m over 20. Alas, I’m just some creepy 21 year old stalker these days. And serial killer. But that’s a part time job and with the economy in shambles… Might have to make it full time.
August 6th, 2010 - 10:08
That’s an awfully big towel.
September 11th, 2010 - 00:34
My “little sister” and I would kill each other if we spent time together. Just thought you should know that.
September 11th, 2010 - 00:40
Wow I had not clicked the show button yet…I am thoroughly disturbed now. And yes little sisters are not imouto types…and if they were you should go to jail you sick fuck.