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Highschool of the Dead Rules
You are ditching class and minding your own business when suddenly everything goes to shit and you have a zombie apocalypse in your hands. What do you do to survive?
Lifted directly off a trustworthy zombie survival tutorial, this guide provides a quintessential list of rules that a person should abide by in order to make it out alive in a zombie outbreak. This is not a comprehensive guide by any chance, so if you do get fucked by zombies, I offer only a prayer when your corpse is repeatedly defiled by brain munchers, as you eventually turn into one of them.
Zombies of late have been ferociously agile and atheletic, so more often than not, overweight people who do not exercise will be the first to go. When you are unarmed and have no other means of defending yourself, it all boils down to how far and how fast your legs can carry you.
For the most part, the main cast adhere to this very important rule; Or at least the girls do, since they are scantily clad to begin with, with much of what little clothing they have shredding conveniently throughout later on. However, it will all be for nought, since I imagine that they will be bogged down by the sheer weight of their breasts, which will eventually negate the first rule, regardless of how physically prepared they are otherwise.
Your odds of surviving a zombie outbreak would increase exponentially if you have a partner who is not a massive convulsing vagina and is able to kick ass. Especially if you are that kickass partner yourself. After all, survival in the event of an apocalypse takes precedence over the fact that you were dumped by your childhood friend for some douchebag.
Unless of course, you are actually the protagonist(see rule 8). Poor sap never stood a chance, and he had to learn the hard way about how even being grazed by an infected equates to being fucked. Can't fault him for trying though, since the Main Character syndrome got the better of him, considering he is both voiced by Miyano Mamoru and is going out with one of the main girls after all.
You may have access to a repertoire of weaponry, be it automatic rifles to makeshift ones you got hold from the janitor's, but if you do not limber up before facing a horde of zombies head on, you are still going to get fucked. Take a breather at the dojo and stretch those sword wielding muscles. Having your hands fail you even when your legs do not is going to plain suck.
Barracading yourself at the top of the roof may not be such a great idea, unless you already conform to rule 8. It will be a little troublesome breaking out again, but since you have a kickass partner on your side, you can easily wade through the zombies without so much of a hitch.
Chances are, you are not the kickass partner in question, so you would want to cling on to someone who actually is. As the name of the rule implies, the system works both ways, so while he protects your ass from zombies, it is your responsibility to give him that aforementioned booty as an equivalent trade.
This rule is subject to personal interpretation, so do as it says. It will always be the smallest things in life that remind you of what you are fighting for and put your mind off the fact the world is coming to an inevitable end. Pictured above is what I assume is the protagonist's. Of course it also serves as a form of combat enchancement, as there is nothing like these moments to get the blood pumping to every inner, outer and nether region of the body.
End of Guide
I am unfazed by blood and gore, but the humongous torpedo-shaped Inazuma knockers are always unnerving no matter how many times I gaze my eyes on them. Oh, the horror.
There is little for me to talk about in regards to the plot, since the title is self explanatory as it is, though it does make me sort of wonder why this has not been done already, as the only example I can think of at the top of my head is the forgettable Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchō.
In terms of originality, Highschool of the Dead encompasses all the zombie movie tropes one would come to expect, which is nothing wrong of course, and I believe Madhouse can pull it off, provided that they do not blow all their budget on animating tits and ass.
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July 6th, 2010
The horrors of this zombie apocalypse are not the zombies, but those humongous disgusting boobs being jabbed in our faces repeatedly.
July 6th, 2010
Tits and ass. Blood and gore. Somehow a horror version gone wrong of Baccano.
July 6th, 2010
HAHAHAHA.
I knew someone would do this sooner or later.
Thank god I’m not disappointed.
July 6th, 2010
Sums up the main points nicely
Regardless of the T&A I’m going to be watching this – everything is better with zombies!
July 6th, 2010
Haha I seriously think everyone Including myself will be writing about this today!! But it is understandable because the show was AWESOME! PS i like the style of this V. Funny!!
July 6th, 2010
zomebieland, totally see that coming.
July 6th, 2010
oh wow misspelled the movie. anyways, kinda thinking of picking it up since it seems to be the current trollan series of this season
July 8th, 2010
I think the title of trollan series of the season falls to Amagami for the way Morishima toyed with the protagonist’s heart after seemingly displaying interest in him. Feels bad man.
July 8th, 2010
love is dead.
July 6th, 2010
Does rule 32 include being able to use your DS to play Love Plus during the zombie outbreak?
July 6th, 2010
Great review there shin ;D nice job! good things to live by xD
July 6th, 2010
Did you just diss Kouta Hirano? DIAF.
But yeah, great article. Much more relevant and informative than The Zombie Survival Guide.
July 6th, 2010
TITS
TITS EVERYWHERE
*throws up* those tits are the true horrors without a doubt.
July 10th, 2010
Seconded. Where has your love for lolis and lolis with dick gone Shin ? ლ(ﾟДﾟლ)
July 6th, 2010
Did you say Miyano Mamoru? I’m afraid I’ll have to watch this at all costs now.
July 7th, 2010
Dear sir or madam.
in your blog post “Highschool of the dead Rules” you made a point about needing cardio in order to survive the zombie apocalypse by illustrating it with a picture of Hirano Kota. This might have been a mishap and we will disregard it. But we would like to ask you to revise and fix your error in judgment. Our brother Hirano is giving his all in keeping his fellow members of the highschool of the dead cast alive, while being subject to the titillation of his big breasted companions in their efforts to get into the pants of the subject dubbed “MC” while he himself does “not get any action”.
Sincerely the B.o.B.S. (Brotherhood of Badass Sidecharacters) in association with the Kickass Partner Alliance.
July 7th, 2010
Add an extra O in that B. O. B. S. and..
…
:/
July 8th, 2010
This is indeed an error on the behalf of the author, who chose not to acknowledge the fact Kouta does indeed powerup later into the series. However, the author stands by the fact the Kouta is not particularly physically equipped given his stature, hence is far more likely to succumb to zombies, regardless of whether or his gun wielding prowess is at a class of its own.
July 7th, 2010
Why did you have to mention Tokyo Majin?
July 7th, 2010
I know for a fact that when the dead walks again I will be the first one to go, I have no cardio!
July 7th, 2010
I’m working on it; by the time a zombie attack arises at least I’m gonna take down a shitload of zombie motherfuckers with me!
I also agree they should ease up a little in all the breasts and asses; I rather see MOAR GORE ACTION since I love zombie-anything than getting tired over overload fanservice you can find pretty much everywhere else.
July 8th, 2010
@DFC – An apocalypse that we will never be prepared for.
@Panther – Where does Baccano fit into all of this really?
@Kurogane – Someone’s got to do it!
@Caraniel – Same here. If it wasn’t for the fact this is the only zombie themed show around, I would have dropped this faster than Takashi’s baseball bat on Hisashi’s face.
@Troy (ã��ã�ã�¤ï¼� – Fortunately for me, I am able to tolerate that much boobage for zombie culling shenanigans.
@cryskolt – I would protect mai waifu to the best of my ability, even if it means violating rule 17.
@foshizzel – Thanks! You never know when zombies might come knocking at your door.
@Skribulous – He’s the only chubby guy I could find to fit that rule, even if yeah, he does powerup later. Or so I was told :hmm:
@Setsuna-san – I wouldn’t worry too much, since the budget for those will run out about 3 episodes in.
@Chenoan – Even if he dies in the first episode?
@Mushyrulez – oh you
@Flags – It’s to remind people of how not to do a zombie themed show.
@EvilDevil – If you know how to handle your guns, you still have a chance!
@yaku – I wish I was in America where I would legally be allowed to own guns.
July 8th, 2010
Oh wow, is this a new anime or do I live under a rock?
Look like it’ll be enjoyable to watch either way.
July 8th, 2010
Watching this just to enjoy my favorite eromanga-ka’s designs animated.
Couldn’t help but fap after watching though. It was kinda weird.
Start of a guro fetish?
July 8th, 2010
seems like somebody watched Zombieland <3
July 10th, 2010
Thanks for the rules,
ill learn them, in case this ever happens on campus :P
July 11th, 2010
What happened to Rule 34?
Oh wait…
July 11th, 2010
I watch H.O.T.D for the story.
Also goddamn you for posting a Zombieland parody before I did.
July 16th, 2010
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse Handbook?
Well, I suppose its all good fun, as the zombie genre for anime isn’t as mainstream yet. But what is this trend of annoyingly fast zombies nowadays? Is it supposed to be like that trend of vampires not being weak to crosses and garlic anymore? Anyways, consider adding ‘When in doubt (or named Chris Redfield) employ right hook’ and ‘Guitars allow you to cut swathes through your enemies’, which would definitely increase survivability tenfold.
July 17th, 2010
Haha, reminds me of Zombieland.
HSoD does rule!
August 17th, 2010
Hahaha I has no Cardio so ill stay up on the roof with tons of Molotoves, a lighter and food O.o…and make sures they dont get through xD…or stay inside my house quitly…and then go ontop of my roof and throw rocks and anything that can make noise to make fun of the stupid zombies :D