I have been grieving for the past week over Australia's decision to deny the nice things that define my raison d'être to the point of disillusionment. What is left for a broken man who has nothing else to lose but to take action? Oh no, I don't mean protesting in the streets or even launching an all out cyber attack against the government - I have neither the capability nor impetus to pull something off at such scale.
Despite my many preferences, I am generally a law abiding citizen - I have yet to be charged for commit an offense till this date. Fancy that! With no intention of sullying my good reputation and jeopardising my bright future, the only way for me to circumvent Australia's ethical inflexibilty is through my own homo flexibilty.
Folks, you know me, I don't discriminate; As long it is pretty, I would hit it. Hard. That is why my only salvation lies in traps. Who knew? "But Shin, you've always been gay for traps, how is this any different?" True, but what you people didn't know that behind my flamboyantly depraved nature, I was struggling in the limbo between straight and gay, whereby, more often than not, after fapping to traps, I would just reassure myself that what I just did was in no way, at all, gay. Not that it stops the crying and shame afterwards, of course.
No more, I say, as there is no better time set myself loose from the chains of denial . After the latest episode of Baka to Test to Shokanju, I have reached an ultimatum to turn this game of pretend, so to speak, up by a couple of notches. From today onwards, I will dedicate myself exclusively to two dimensional trap smut.
And to make sure I am not flouting any Australian legislations whatsoever, I am going to address the following:
The ban on small breasts
The beauty of traps is that they are eternally flat chested(even if Otoboku broke this rule), and because traps are still genetically male, they do not possess small breasts(manboobs don't count) to speak of, and therefore remain immune to this ruling.
The ban on female ejaculation
Quite peculiar this one, but no matter. The only possible outcome arising from traps like Hideyoshi reaching an orgasm is the thick, viscous reproductive fluids which symbolizes the joy of me taking his rear end Again, this is different from female squirting and is of course exempted.
Incidentally, while Australia has given the reason that depicitions of small breasts elicits paedophilia, no mention has been brought up regarding small penises, to which I would safely assume that it is okay for a trap like Hideyoshi to bare his healthy, throbbing manhood, as it only elicits pederasty, which I last checked is almost similar to paedophilia, but let's not give the government any bright ideas, shall we?
With all said and done, I will now begin the painstaking task of systematically filtering my fap fodder with Australian Approved℠ content, lest I be criminally indicted when I return to Sydney. Let it be known that I did not make this life altering decision out of my own free will, no. I am but a matryr of the oppression where I am left with no choice but to cast aside the League of Lolicons and along with it, my principles and beliefs. Hopefully I am able to appease my brethren with the images accompanying this post, for there is no other way I can seek forgiveness.
P.S This is a serious post, and not an excuse to post Hideyoshi fanservice.
P.P.S There won't be foam covering Hideyoshi's chest in the DVD/Blu Ray edition right? Oh god.