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Living The Dream
I've finally done it, blog.
After YEARS of careful grooming, intricately planned encounters, perfectly playing the "cool older brother next door" role, subtly planting ideas in her head, and cleverly manipulating her trains of thought, I have finally managed to make my loli neighbour imouto fall for me.
She told me today she wants me to be her boyfriend.
Just. As. Planned.
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January 23rd, 2010 - 02:01
I am pretty sure this all happened in the anime world and not the 3D world.
January 30th, 2010 - 12:40
>implying I’m delusional
January 23rd, 2010 - 02:27
Shin, how old is she?
January 30th, 2010 - 12:42
Sorry but I am unable to comment on it at this point in time.
July 29th, 2010 - 15:56
Would you be able to comment on it now? :)
January 23rd, 2010 - 03:16
Is her mother available?
January 30th, 2010 - 12:43
I’m trying to figure out why you didn’t ask about the 19 year old sister.
January 23rd, 2010 - 03:16
January 23rd, 2010 - 04:46
I think it’s way too late for that now
January 25th, 2010 - 15:21
He already did it.
January 30th, 2010 - 12:44
You guys have so little faith in me that I died a little inside.
January 23rd, 2010 - 04:51
It’s not too late to wake up.
January 30th, 2010 - 12:45
I was awake the whole time!
January 23rd, 2010 - 05:25
Superb
January 30th, 2010 - 12:46
January 23rd, 2010 - 06:21
January 30th, 2010 - 12:46
Justo como habia planeado
January 23rd, 2010 - 07:14
You’ve done nothing illegal…yet. =P
January 30th, 2010 - 12:47
Ever.
January 23rd, 2010 - 07:29
maybe she was pulling your leg =D
January 30th, 2010 - 12:48
That’s what I’m trying to disprove.
January 23rd, 2010 - 07:30
Minatsu, call the-oh snap.
January 23rd, 2010 - 08:44
Pretty sure the FBI is monitoring this site as we type.
January 27th, 2010 - 02:18
Hi Shin,
Why don’t you take a seat over there?
January 30th, 2010 - 12:49
>Chris Hansen
>Singapore IP
hahaohdesire.jpg
January 23rd, 2010 - 10:15
You Shin dreamed bout this today or its just a dream from few months?
January 30th, 2010 - 12:52
IT’S REALLLLL
January 23rd, 2010 - 10:26
Pics or it didn’t happen.
January 30th, 2010 - 13:02
I don’t have a photograph of her, but here’s what she would look like if she was 2D
January 30th, 2010 - 13:49
She has awfully big breasts; if so, then well done. Oh wait, I shouldn’t encourage you.
January 23rd, 2010 - 10:57
With this somewhat expected reaction , perhaps there is a need to explain myself.
I’ll be honest here, my friends. Even I realize the dire implications that would result from pursuing this any further. What I really hoped to achieve from this is something far more ambitious than what you have come to expect from me, and that is to prove that methodical conditioning on an impressionable mind is indeed a viable method to shape someone into your ideal image.
While it may sound like brainwashing, I would like to insist that this isn’t the case, as I have not forcefully manipulated her will in any way (even though I may have suggested otherwise), and was merely pandering to her own ideals of what an older brother should be. The real test of course is to see if this “impression” would last throughout her adolescence, or if it was merely a one-off thing that can be brushed off as a whimsical response from a young child who has no bearing on the consequences of her statements.
There is a whole field of research in this, my friends, and I implore for your support, with full assurance that I have nothing but the noblest of intentions
P.S Will reply to your comments later
January 23rd, 2010 - 11:24
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
January 24th, 2010 - 07:24
What ever you need to tell yourself to feel better. But I wish you good luck!
January 30th, 2010 - 12:53
Why do I bother explaining myself
January 23rd, 2010 - 13:47
Sweet, but I fear that you’ll post less frequently now that you found something 3D. If your intentions are noble; remember they do grow up quickly.
http://animewriter.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/its-ok-to-grow-up-motivator.jpg
January 30th, 2010 - 12:54
As much as I hate the thought of my lolis growing up, that’s actually not a bad projection of their growth
January 23rd, 2010 - 14:00
W-what is this I don’t even…. Show ▼
January 30th, 2010 - 12:56
I try my best.
January 23rd, 2010 - 15:06
Let’s hope the imouto neighbor is only loli in appearance unless you don’t mind 25 to life.
Don’t rape little girls. ^ ^
January 30th, 2010 - 12:57
I would never dream of it.
January 23rd, 2010 - 15:07
methodical conditioning on an impressionable mind<
brainwashing<
implying it is not brainwashing<
noblest of intentions<
9.99 out of 10 on the scale of lies.
January 30th, 2010 - 12:59
So you admit there’s truth in it.
January 23rd, 2010 - 15:23
I congratulate you on the enormity of your success. Now go forth and enjoy the fruits of your labor. Hehehehehehehe..
January 30th, 2010 - 12:58
Thank you kind sir!
January 23rd, 2010 - 17:08
“Shin onii-chan!” or do you prefer “Shin onii-sama!”?
January 30th, 2010 - 12:50
I’d like a two syllable Shin-nii
February 4th, 2010 - 12:54
Do I detect Nodame Cantabile influence here?
January 23rd, 2010 - 18:35
this sounds like an adventure *drools*
January 24th, 2010 - 06:17
My my. This should turn out to be interesting.
January 24th, 2010 - 08:05
If this is done all for you and not for her, then my respect for you drops a bit. Be careful, dood. :P
January 24th, 2010 - 09:54
to catch a predator Malaysia tonight on NBC…
OH GOD SHIN….
January 27th, 2010 - 02:21
We’re on to him…
January 24th, 2010 - 12:20
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this. *Obtained 1x Hansen Detector*
January 27th, 2010 - 02:23
Too late, we know where he lives…
January 24th, 2010 - 17:21
Detailed documentation or your allegations are false.
January 24th, 2010 - 18:27
She told you to be her boyfriend because the FBI said so.
Successful troll is successful?
January 24th, 2010 - 23:33
I give you two months.
January 25th, 2010 - 00:31
I pity the loli; she’s probably gonna get dumped once she undergoes puberty.
January 25th, 2010 - 04:13
Wow, so astronomically epic win Shin?
It’s cool reading about someone else’s pedo adventures, it lets me vicariously get it out of my system so I don’t do anything illegal. LOL. HA HA HA, JUST JOKES FBI, NO NEED TO ARREST THE WHITE KID.
January 25th, 2010 - 09:42
I had a loli ask me that before….
I punted her into the woods (half true).
January 25th, 2010 - 14:35
brb calling cops
January 25th, 2010 - 21:43
Pfft.. you’re gonna dump her once she ain’t loli anyway.
January 26th, 2010 - 08:23
go fuck yourself shin :V
January 26th, 2010 - 13:23
We all know this is false because he is now into young pretty boys, not real girls. Besides, you’re in Malaysia – we so much as HINT at the possibility you’re doing something illegal/against shar’ia law, and the cops are all over you like American cops are on donuts.
Now, who’s with me for getting Shin to blog from behind bars? ;)
January 26th, 2010 - 13:50
@Haesslich –
dude, in Malaysia Sharia law doesn’t control the police…
and it applies only to Muslims living in the country…
but then, there were several high profile loli killings these years…
so, it wont be the sharia he’d be concerned about…
it’d be the public masses…
January 26th, 2010 - 15:16
hazfizan89: Either way, between this and the way he’s publically declared that he’d rape Hideyoshi (a guy), he’s a good target for anyone there. Besides, you’d be able to take over his blog once he ends up in jail for 20-35 years…
January 26th, 2010 - 15:23
Yep. And Conan spent $49 million dollars on a focking Dinosaur skeleton and Picasso painting that the said dinosaur sprayed caviar on from a $9.99 hose from Ace Hardware. Yessiree, I’ve checked my self for feathers…
My internet teenage girlfriend (now my wife) is not as impressed with this as I am, and I’m not all that impressed either. It’s old hat….Meiko & Na-chan…etc etc. So party like it’s 1996, my man…
January 27th, 2010 - 04:14
@Shin –
What are you, a part-time manipulator? One visit to this site and she will be aware of your intentions. Secrecy is the first rule in the book.
Oh, one more thing. Manipulating kids is as easy as eating cake. Have fun bragging about it in front of your friends.
January 27th, 2010 - 11:53
it took years?
January 27th, 2010 - 12:34
… that’s a good way to end up in prison, yup.
January 27th, 2010 - 17:22
Congratulations! Welcome to the club!
January 28th, 2010 - 06:54
Years later, she’ll never forget this. Ever.
January 29th, 2010 - 01:35
POWER.
POWER.
POWER.
January 30th, 2010 - 09:31
What is this? I don’t even
January 30th, 2010 - 12:39
@kluxorious – @Doriinatrix – To be continued 8 years from now…
@TheBigN – Everything I do, I do for the sake of the young ones.
@Owen S – What if I posts my tits instead?
@Shance – WHY THAT LITTLE
@bluemist – Before I go to prison?
@Matt – Which part of my story suggests that I am a pedo?
@Glo – *brofist* Oh wait…
@Quazacolt – wut
@LuniazKun – @SnooSnoo – I just need to nurture her into my ideal girl before her expiry date.
@k – I masturbate every other night. Does that count?
@Haesslich – Why do you hate me so
@hafizan89 – >implying I would ever harm lolis
@Fat Nakago – Wasn’t it like 65 million?
@Sunohara – Only three of my friends know I blog, and they think I’m trolling, so all’s good.
@Noserato – I’m no pro.
@paparaharaha – You… experienced the same thing?
@Anon – That’s what I’m banking on.
@Rakuen – Row row?
@tflops –
January 31st, 2010 - 08:13
“cleverly manipulating her trains of thought,”
what I think is that the japanese anime companies are the one that manipulated yours and many others trains of thought into thinking that little girls are toys to play with and making you think dirty thought when you see a little girl ,i guess that cancer is spreading in the world and the only one that take benefit from it are those dirty companies.
January 31st, 2010 - 13:06
AFP is on to you Shin. I await your deportation :P
January 31st, 2010 - 16:24
@shin, yes, something somewhat similar. I spent a month in Italy and basically lived with a very young and cute Italian girl. She didn’t like me at first, but I got her to really like me and she cried when I left. I could not say any more.
February 2nd, 2010 - 14:39
cant wait to see your anus go from o to (___________________)
February 2nd, 2010 - 14:48
God damn the devil’s mother, you’re stupid. I mean, how stupid are you? So very, unbelievably stupid.
February 2nd, 2010 - 21:17
Lol shin best post ever xD
good luck ;P
February 9th, 2010 - 05:21
You must perverse that unripe fruit!
. They say that to everybody, including their relatives, *specially* to their relatives (“daddy, i’m going to marry you when i grow up!”). You’ll discover you’re deep down in friend zone when she grows up…
… but I wouldn’t take seriously any remarks about marriage or intimate relationships from a 8 y/o
May 3rd, 2010 - 20:06
I am jealous of your romance, do you think she wants to become a waifu
June 4th, 2010 - 08:30
I declare that I have one-upped you, as I have recently managed to cultivate a MariMite-esque relationship with my little sister in my sorority. Beat that one, bitch. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WAR.