Atarashii Prelude

5Sep/0924

Valkyria Chronicles: The Inglourious Basterds

My name is Lt. Welkin Gunther and I need me seven soldiers. Seven Gallian soldiers. Now, y'all might of heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier.

And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doing one thing and one thing only... killing Imperials. Members of the East Europan Imperial Alliance conquered Europa through murder, torture, intimidation, and terror. And that's exactly what we're gonna do to them. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from goddamn Bruhl, cross five thousand miles of water, and fight my way through half Randgriz to teach the Imperials lessons in humanity. Imperials ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Darcsen-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed.

That's why every son of a bitch we find wearin' an Imperial uniform, they're gonna die. We will be cruel to the Imperials and through our cruelty they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, disfigured bodies their brothers we leave behind us and the Imperials will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, at our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Imperials will be sickened by us, the Imperials will talk about us and the Imperials will fear us. And when the Imperials close their eyes at night and their subconscious tortures them for the evil they've done, it will be with thoughts of us that it tortures them with.

Sound good?

But I got a word of warning to all would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on a debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man and woman under my command owes me one hundred Imperial scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Imperial scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Imperials.

Or you will die tryin'.

Inspired of course, by the best film of the year.

Posted by Shin

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  1. I’d totally watch this.

  2. I don’t remember Welkin having a badass mustache but it looks good on him anyway. :wink:

  3. Take that back!!!
    Isara is not a BASTARD. She’s a hero man. >_<

  4. haha, reminds me I have to catch this movie once it’s shown here, but INGLORIOUS BASTERDS WHAR?! I hope it will come come quick.

  5. Thank you for not killing yourself, shin

  6. As ridiculous as this sounds, I think it’d still be way better than the anime series.

  7. that movie sucked for me. never did like quentin.’s films, was forced to watch this one too.

  8. I’d definately watch this……dropped the anime midway when it was made abundantly clear it was not going to get better :mad:

  9. For once, Welkin looks badass.

  10. I hope you forgot that the second Gurren Lagann movie came out this year too.

  11. This would be a good series, lulz!
    and btw, mind if we exchange links? I shall add you to my blogroll ^^

  12. Actually saw Basterds today. Don’t care for VC though.

  13. Oh hey Shin, I thought you unleashed your Persona?

  14. Im not sure which i would like more. Inglorious Basterd, or this version. :eek:

  15. @Snark – Who wouldn’t? :razz:

    @Optic – An heroine you mean? :roll:

    @usagijen – Are your censors as strict as say, Malaysia’s? They banned Kill Bill back in my country ):

    @Tatsuweirdo – NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! :mad:

    @TJ@Caraniel – Hurry, link Quentin to my post!

    @Setsuna-san@maru – So all he needed was a mustache?

    @digitalboy – Hans stole the movie :wink:

    @Koharu – Added!

    @Amon – As it should be :cool:

    @Anonymous – Even my Persona didn’t want me :cry:

    @Solenor – Watch both! :razz:

  16. This might be the greatest post ever. Just throwin’ out there.

  17. Let me also add that I have not seen Valkyria Chronicles, but I think that Inglourious Basterds kicked ass just as every Tarantino movie kicks ass.

  18. No damn, the movie was worth wasting money on watching. But it’s damn short for me. And LOL at Hitler.

  19. You hear that? That’s the sound of Sgt. Lynn, you might know her better by her nickname: The BEAR DARCSEN! Now if you heard of of Welkin the Bruhler, you’ve heard of the BEAR DARCSEN!

    We gots us a soldier who wants to die for Maximilian, OBLIGE HIM!


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