Atarashii Prelude

17Aug/0968

I Dream Of Ranka

I'm a diehard Ranka Lee fanboy, so, many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be at Ranka's school where I would often hang out with Ranka and help her with whatever plans she had for the day, but one day as I was talking to Ranka, we went to an empty classroom for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with me forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "I understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here with me". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because I've been watching you, silly!" :kiss:

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Ozma nii-chan and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the SMS, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to end your own life for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" :???:

She then said "Nii-chan said 3 weeks.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works. I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here, Shin-kun!" :kiss:

I then woke up and this was last week and I purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand. :cry:

End This Life To Live With Ranka Forever?

  • DO IT FAGGOT! (59%, 253 Votes)
  • Find A Ranka Cosplayer And Marry Her Instead (22%, 93 Votes)
  • I'm Voting In A Troll Post (19%, 80 Votes)

Total Voters: 426

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  1. ふざけるな :roll:

  2. I am voting in a troll post.

    Fag.

    Also finding a Ranka cosplayer is easier…do it in Japan.

  3. You should’ve ended it with… “And then I woke up and found myself watching a baseball game between two prefectures unrelated to me. Suddenly, my hand went for my phone and I had an uncanny feeling that I would be getting a call from Haruhi soon. A sudden noise erupts over the din from the television and my younger sister goes, “キョンくん、でんわ”.

  4. You should eat some Cheezits… that usually solves everything

    /random

  5. spoilers Shin’s persona is Ranka

  6. do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot!!!!

  7. This is the result of your unfaithfulness to Ranka. REPENT!

  8. So that´s what you dream of. All-ages dreams?

    Wish I could have that. My dreams are usually adult :p

    When I´m not breaking my neck from a fall of a high cliff or getting sliced and diced by a Velociraptor… most of the time my dreams are just a big black hole. And then I have to get up.

  9. sure is attention-seeking around here :roll:

  10. If you’re going to kill yourself, you should at least go through the trouble of framing somebody you hate.

    • /agreed
      But I doubt he’s that cynical. Therefore; I think he should make some calls to all the big names in western media announcing that he will be hosting a online-live-video-stream of him shooting his face off, so he can get all the attention one can whore out of himself.

  11. Sugoi monogatari aniki.

  12. I have this type of dream twice a week and usually ends with me waking up only to find myself molesting my pillow.

  13. i think itz rankamonogatari…

    meh… go find a loli ver ranka cosplayer somwhere will be best

  14. Make sure you do it in a locked room, in a way that looks as if you were killed, and remember to blame witches.

  15. If i had answered ever request I got from prepubesences I wouldn’t been a corse long ago or worst in jail, but hey, go for it can’t be any worst than this shit hole of a planet.

  16. Suck it up and marry RL, man. :P

  17. MAN UP AND DO IT FAGGOT.

  18. I vote in a troll post.
    But if that’s not one of the choices, JUST FREAKIN DO IT.

  19. this was the saddest thing i’ve ever read.

  20. marry brera.

  21. I really have no words to answer with in reply to this. If what you say is true, you could’ve at least spent your money on something worthwhile before you kill yourself. Save some children. Or whales. Or squirrels.

    Clicks troll post

  22. It’s an hero in the making! DO IT!

    one less lolicon in the world.

  23. stop fapping to your dreams and get a girlfriend already, shin.

  24. So Ranka’s come to get you. About time. I knew she wouldn’t just sit around after all those other waifus you idolised. RIP in Ranka’s hell, ye faithless polytheist :kiss:

  25. The plan isn’t really mean you’ll gonna live with her, you’re living in a lie shin. She wants you dead.

  26. DDDDDDDDDDD
    OOOOOOOOOO

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    TTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    AAAAAAAAAAAA
    GGGGGGGGGGG
    GGGGGGGGGGG
    OOOOOOOOOO
    TTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  27. RANKA HAS A PENIS I KNOW YOU WANT IT

  28. Time for someone to go see the psychiatrist…

  29. There’s a blurred line between dreams and reality. Maybe that “dream” was actually reality and this here is all a dream. So…
    DO IT FAGGOT! :roll:

  30. /-ing wrists is better than a gun! :roll:

  31. Does that mean I get to take over your blog once you do go and meet Ranka? Don’t worry, I’ll regularly send incense and all the stuff that you and Ranka would like so you guys won’t be too homesick of this mortal realm. Wonder if they have Char Koay Teow over there? :cool:

  32. Don’t kill yourself, someone’ll have to clean up the mess.

  33. That’s why I hooked up with a cosplayer instead. And a cute one on top of that. Life’s beautiful, so get yourself a nice cosplayer.

    And if you kill yourself, no one’s gonna counsel me for my lolicon issues.

  34. Originally Posted By RakuenThat’s why I hooked up with a cosplayer instead. And a cute one on top of that.

    There are no cute cosplayers, you are living a lie.

    Do it faggot.

  35. can i buy few pounds of attention please

  36. Well, you know what to do. And when you do it, falling from high place is actually better it built up a suspense :wink:

  37. but who will I chat on google talk with if you end your life! :cry:

  38. DO IT FAGGOT!DO IT FAGGOT! DO IT FAGGOT! DO IT FAGGOT! DO IT FAGGOT! DO IT FAGGOT! DO IT FAGGOT!
    FAIT LE FAGGOT! FAIT LE FAGGOT! FAIT LE FAGGOT! FAIT LE FAGGOT! FAIT LE FAGGOT! FAIT LE FAGGOT!
    Hágalo maricón! Hágalo maricón! Hágalo maricón! Hágalo maricón! Hágalo maricón! Hágalo maricón!

  39. Find A Ranka Cosplayer And Marry Her Instead… and every night, feel disheartened in what you have just passed up and settled with. Welcome to life (a pretty nice one with a Ranka cosplayer….)

  40. Go kill yourself puhleeeeeez ^____^

  41. shin!!!! do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot!!!!

  42. Do it just do it. I’ll even throw a Nike at you(once I find one) shoe to make my point.

  43. tell you what, marry the cosplayer THEN go and do it.. Together!

    use larger caliber if possible. maybe 7.62mm instead of 5.5mm

  44. Epic. DO IT!

    I would – just that Yui haven’t appeared in mah dreams yet.

  45. be honorable.
    comit Seppuku.

    DO IT FAGGOT!
    DO IT FAGGOT!
    DO IT FAGGOT!
    DO IT FAGGOT!
    DO IT FAGGOT!

  46. Don’t use a gun.

    Use small bombs.

  47. Please, Please Please dont do it Shin-chan! O_O!!! Please!

  48. DON’T DO IT!! IT’S THE DEVIL!! HE WANTS YOUR SOUL!!! HAVEN’T YOU EVER WATCHED CONSTANTINE??

  49. Do it faggot.

  50. LOL I never have dreams this interesting! You should do more posts about your crazy lucid dreaming ^^

  51. You didn’t really died… did you…?

  52. AFP finally detained shin. He is currently at Woomera.

  53. PLEASE DON’T KILL YOURSELF… At least record it on video.

  54. I don’t know if I should be glad that this pseudo-hiatus post got me my highest vote counts :oops: Sorry to disappoint, but I’m still alive. That said I’ve been pre-occupied with some of the following:

    Risk of deportation; Graduation; Doing my Masters; Slogging to make ends meet.

    Things have been going on for me. :swt:


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