I Dream Of Ranka
I'm a diehard Ranka Lee fanboy, so, many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be at Ranka's school where I would often hang out with Ranka and help her with whatever plans she had for the day, but one day as I was talking to Ranka, we went to an empty classroom for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with me forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "I understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here with me". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because I've been watching you, silly!" 
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Ozma nii-chan and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the SMS, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to end your own life for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" 
She then said "Nii-chan said 3 weeks.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works. I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here, Shin-kun!"
I then woke up and this was last week and I purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand. 
End This Life To Live With Ranka Forever?
- DO IT FAGGOT! (59%, 253 Votes)
- Find A Ranka Cosplayer And Marry Her Instead (22%, 93 Votes)
- I'm Voting In A Troll Post (19%, 80 Votes)
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August 17th, 2009 - 16:06
ふざけるな
August 17th, 2009 - 16:13
I am voting in a troll post.
Fag.
Also finding a Ranka cosplayer is easier…do it in Japan.
August 17th, 2009 - 16:18
You should’ve ended it with… “And then I woke up and found myself watching a baseball game between two prefectures unrelated to me. Suddenly, my hand went for my phone and I had an uncanny feeling that I would be getting a call from Haruhi soon. A sudden noise erupts over the din from the television and my younger sister goes, “キョンくん、でんわ”.
August 17th, 2009 - 16:29
You should eat some Cheezits… that usually solves everything
/random
August 18th, 2009 - 18:47
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
August 17th, 2009 - 17:02
spoilers Shin’s persona is Ranka
August 22nd, 2009 - 01:47
I lol’d
August 17th, 2009 - 17:03
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August 17th, 2009 - 17:09
Knives are better
August 17th, 2009 - 18:12
DO EET FAGGOT!
August 17th, 2009 - 20:38
This is the result of your unfaithfulness to Ranka. REPENT!
August 17th, 2009 - 22:23
So that´s what you dream of. All-ages dreams?
Wish I could have that. My dreams are usually adult :p
When I´m not breaking my neck from a fall of a high cliff or getting sliced and diced by a Velociraptor… most of the time my dreams are just a big black hole. And then I have to get up.
August 17th, 2009 - 22:28
sure is attention-seeking around here
August 17th, 2009 - 22:59
If you’re going to kill yourself, you should at least go through the trouble of framing somebody you hate.
August 20th, 2009 - 20:25
/agreed
But I doubt he’s that cynical. Therefore; I think he should make some calls to all the big names in western media announcing that he will be hosting a online-live-video-stream of him shooting his face off, so he can get all the attention one can whore out of himself.
August 18th, 2009 - 02:08
Sugoi monogatari aniki.
August 18th, 2009 - 02:14
I have this type of dream twice a week and usually ends with me waking up only to find myself molesting my pillow.
August 18th, 2009 - 02:34
i think itz rankamonogatari…
meh… go find a loli ver ranka cosplayer somwhere will be best
August 18th, 2009 - 02:44
Make sure you do it in a locked room, in a way that looks as if you were killed, and remember to blame witches.
August 19th, 2009 - 20:41
Witches don’t exist!!! LALALALALALALALALALALA!!! (I can’t here you!!!)
August 18th, 2009 - 07:02
If i had answered ever request I got from prepubesences I wouldn’t been a corse long ago or worst in jail, but hey, go for it can’t be any worst than this shit hole of a planet.
August 18th, 2009 - 09:03
Suck it up and marry RL, man. :P
August 18th, 2009 - 10:42
DO EET LIKE A MAN!!
August 18th, 2009 - 10:45
MAN UP AND DO IT FAGGOT.
August 18th, 2009 - 11:38
I vote in a troll post.
But if that’s not one of the choices, JUST FREAKIN DO IT.
August 18th, 2009 - 11:52
this was the saddest thing i’ve ever read.
August 18th, 2009 - 12:19
marry brera.
August 18th, 2009 - 12:26
I really have no words to answer with in reply to this. If what you say is true, you could’ve at least spent your money on something worthwhile before you kill yourself. Save some children. Or whales. Or squirrels.
Clicks troll post
August 18th, 2009 - 14:25
It’s an hero in the making! DO IT!
one less lolicon in the world.
August 18th, 2009 - 17:04
stop fapping to your dreams and get a girlfriend already, shin.
August 18th, 2009 - 23:54
So Ranka’s come to get you. About time. I knew she wouldn’t just sit around after all those other waifus you idolised. RIP in Ranka’s hell, ye faithless polytheist
August 19th, 2009 - 00:00
The plan isn’t really mean you’ll gonna live with her, you’re living in a lie shin. She wants you dead.
August 19th, 2009 - 00:26
DDDDDDDDDDD
OOOOOOOOOO
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
TTTTTTTTTTTTTT
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
AAAAAAAAAAAA
GGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGG
OOOOOOOOOO
TTTTTTTTTTTTTT
August 19th, 2009 - 00:47
RANKA HAS A PENIS I KNOW YOU WANT IT
August 19th, 2009 - 01:57
Time for someone to go see the psychiatrist…
August 19th, 2009 - 02:11
There’s a blurred line between dreams and reality. Maybe that “dream” was actually reality and this here is all a dream. So…
DO IT FAGGOT!
August 19th, 2009 - 03:03
/-ing wrists is better than a gun!
August 19th, 2009 - 04:20
Does that mean I get to take over your blog once you do go and meet Ranka? Don’t worry, I’ll regularly send incense and all the stuff that you and Ranka would like so you guys won’t be too homesick of this mortal realm. Wonder if they have Char Koay Teow over there?
August 19th, 2009 - 11:23
Don’t kill yourself, someone’ll have to clean up the mess.
August 19th, 2009 - 20:39
That’s why I hooked up with a cosplayer instead. And a cute one on top of that. Life’s beautiful, so get yourself a nice cosplayer.
And if you kill yourself, no one’s gonna counsel me for my lolicon issues.
August 19th, 2009 - 20:47
There are no cute cosplayers, you are living a lie.
Do it faggot.
August 19th, 2009 - 23:57
can i buy few pounds of attention please
August 20th, 2009 - 00:45
Well, you know what to do. And when you do it, falling from high place is actually better it built up a suspense
August 20th, 2009 - 06:08
but who will I chat on google talk with if you end your life!
August 20th, 2009 - 06:22
DO IT FAGGOT!DO IT FAGGOT! DO IT FAGGOT! DO IT FAGGOT! DO IT FAGGOT! DO IT FAGGOT! DO IT FAGGOT!
FAIT LE FAGGOT! FAIT LE FAGGOT! FAIT LE FAGGOT! FAIT LE FAGGOT! FAIT LE FAGGOT! FAIT LE FAGGOT!
Hágalo maricón! Hágalo maricón! Hágalo maricón! Hágalo maricón! Hágalo maricón! Hágalo maricón!
August 20th, 2009 - 11:09
Find A Ranka Cosplayer And Marry Her Instead… and every night, feel disheartened in what you have just passed up and settled with. Welcome to life (a pretty nice one with a Ranka cosplayer….)
August 20th, 2009 - 21:02
Go kill yourself puhleeeeeez ^____^
August 20th, 2009 - 21:13
shin!!!! do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot do it faggot!!!!
August 21st, 2009 - 09:11
whats a ranka
August 22nd, 2009 - 02:35
Do it just do it. I’ll even throw a Nike at you(once I find one) shoe to make my point.
August 22nd, 2009 - 03:00
OYAKATA-SAMA!
August 24th, 2009 - 05:52
YUKIMURA!!!
August 23rd, 2009 - 22:39
tell you what, marry the cosplayer THEN go and do it.. Together!
use larger caliber if possible. maybe 7.62mm instead of 5.5mm
August 24th, 2009 - 04:52
Epic. DO IT!
I would – just that Yui haven’t appeared in mah dreams yet.
August 24th, 2009 - 05:51
be honorable.
comit Seppuku.
DO IT FAGGOT!
DO IT FAGGOT!
DO IT FAGGOT!
DO IT FAGGOT!
DO IT FAGGOT!
August 24th, 2009 - 16:27
Don’t use a gun.
Use small bombs.
August 26th, 2009 - 10:05
That never happened.
August 25th, 2009 - 09:48
Please, Please Please dont do it Shin-chan! O_O!!! Please!
August 25th, 2009 - 15:47
DON’T DO IT!! IT’S THE DEVIL!! HE WANTS YOUR SOUL!!! HAVEN’T YOU EVER WATCHED CONSTANTINE??
August 26th, 2009 - 10:01
Please die.
August 31st, 2009 - 16:46
Do it faggot.
September 1st, 2009 - 21:46
LOL I never have dreams this interesting! You should do more posts about your crazy lucid dreaming ^^
September 3rd, 2009 - 15:35
You didn’t really died… did you…?
September 4th, 2009 - 02:36
Well, there was a twitter update 2 hours ago, unless Shin has had the foresight to pass his twitter on to someone else
September 4th, 2009 - 23:23
You never know.
September 5th, 2009 - 02:32
AFP finally detained shin. He is currently at Woomera.
September 5th, 2009 - 09:37
PLEASE DON’T KILL YOURSELF… At least record it on video.
September 5th, 2009 - 21:01
I don’t know if I should be glad that this pseudo-hiatus post got me my highest vote counts
Sorry to disappoint, but I’m still alive. That said I’ve been pre-occupied with some of the following:
Risk of deportation; Graduation; Doing my Masters; Slogging to make ends meet.
Things have been going on for me.