Aug/0919
Bakemonogatari 05: WOOWOO WOO WOO WOO
It's no secret that I'm no fan of shame. Shame on you shame! That is why I'd like to honor the shameless. Folks, never have I found a male lead compelling enough for me to dedicate an entire post to him, but the latest episode of Bakemonogatari just made Araragi Koyomi my Alpha Dog Of The Week.
Yes, I was offended by Araragi's refusal in taking advantage of an unconscious little girl last week, but what I failed to realize at that point in time was that Araragi simply saw no challenge in having his way with Mayoi had she been knocked out. This of course, is proven by the execution of a stealth grope on Mayoi's delicious flat chest; Jimmy, roll the .gif.
Of course, you could argue that it was a spur of the moment thing, but if you consider the Alpha Evidence of Araragi's approval of Mayoi's prepubescent bosoms, and response to that pertinent question by the latter, there is no denying that Araragi Koyomi is indeed, a lolicon, or should I say, brethren of similar faith. That said, it is the acknowledgment of his own deep-seated lust for lolis that totally gained my respect and admiration, setting himself apart from other male protagonists, and even more so, lolicons in denial. And as a reminder for those in abstention due to fears of law enforcement agencies and ostracism from friends and family, you can always use the following as a defense:
It sure worked for me!
Thankfully, Araragi doesn't have to resort to that and can be a lolicon all he wants, since the the law only protects Show ▼
children. So, congratulations to Araragi Koyomi for coming out of the closet and becoming my Alpha Dog Of The Week.
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August 3rd, 2009
The only reason there’d be a problem with him for you, mister, is that he is not a lolicon. Go and blame Senjougahara for making him refuse a loli.
August 3rd, 2009
Isn’t necrophilia also illegal?
August 3rd, 2009
ghost doesn’t exist!!!!!
August 3rd, 2009
Good god, I knew something like this would come up when you mentioned it after watching the raw. -_-
Also lol, but that ain’t necrophilia. It is a freaking Show ▼
Oh and inb4 I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
August 3rd, 2009
@Panther – Oh yeah, what was I thinking @_@ OK IGNORE MY COMMENT
August 3rd, 2009
@Panther – because I missed the part about the “lolicon in denial”, here is a second reply, you biatch.
BlancNeigeLove: I AM NOT A LOLICON IN DENIAL
Shin_Asuka: ur opening line contradicts that
Shin_Asuka: “my gawd she is cute, and I mean that in a kiddish way, not a lolicon way. -_-”
Shin_Asuka: THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY
BlancNeigeLove: I WAS REFERRING TO THE CUTE IN THE IMOUTO WAY
Noirsword: Being a lolicon is more about seeing the loli in a sexual manner rather than staying at cuteness.
Noirsword: And probably about having an overwhelming preference for lolis to regular girls too.
August 3rd, 2009
I was quoted without permission. I’ll sue!
August 3rd, 2009
What anime is that at the end?
:O
The “lolicon” excuse one?
August 3rd, 2009
Yotsunoha.
August 3rd, 2009
Doesn’t the fact that she has an ‘respectable chest’ discount her as a prime lolicon target? It probably confuses the issue that her ‘respectable chest’ doesn’t actually appear *except* in that gif.
August 3rd, 2009
Shin’s loligoggles are made of cutting edge technology. Araragi has nothing on you. Alpha dog my ass.
August 4th, 2009
Ghost job. Whoaaaaa.
August 4th, 2009
WOO WOOO WOOOOOO!!! You’ve succesfully sheperd-ed me to Watching Bakemonogatari. Good job!
Also, welcome to the club, Araragi. Yoroshiku nano desu! Nipaa~
August 4th, 2009
I wish I was Aragi? or Ararararagi? whatever.
August 5th, 2009
So Koyomi is an avatar for you, I see? :P
August 6th, 2009
I missed these posts of yours. :
August 7th, 2009
@Honoo – THAT BITCH!
@merru – I WANT TO BELIEVE!
@Panther – One closet pedo defending another. Next.
@moridin84 – Ah but you see, the key lies within those budding breasts. As God Pedo Shiki Tohno once said, the fleeting charm of a little girl is during the growth period.
@ghostlightning – Compared to him, I’m just a coward who only talks about molesting little girls. At least he actually does it
@Seinime – Feels good man.
@Rakuen – I’m glad I’m doing something right with this post at least
@Bill – The strongest pedo to emerge since Shiki.
@TheBigN – Role model, mentor, you name it.
@Omisyth – And I’ll keep on churning them until I get arrested!
August 11th, 2009
lol’ed much. Araragi ftw
August 12th, 2009
LOL @ THIS… GO ARARARARARGISAN… WE BELIEVE IN YOU