Jul/0919
Hachikuji Mayoi Is Mai Waifu
Quite the statement I am making with the title, but if you've been around these parts, you probably saw it coming a mile away 
In a show that deals with double meanings and convoluted word association, it is nice to know that SHAFT has in store, themes that someone such as myself could I identify with. Being a pedophilic degenerate never felt this good 
If Needless wins for the most titillating ED sequence of the season, then, Bakemonogatari's, at least from what I assume is exclusive only to this arc, wins it for being the most enticing 
SHAFT clearly went all out with it, to the extent it seemed like a totally different(and arguably better) show.
I won't lie though; I was this close to hopping on board the Senjougahara bandwagon had it not been for blonde loli vampire Shinobu at the end of the first episode. No luck of course, since she never showed up in the subsequent episodes, and in her stead, I got someone even better! The moment Mayoi Hachikuji appeared on screen for the very first time and was established to be a precocious sharp tongued twin-tailed fifth grader, lugging around a schoolbag that probably weighs as much as her, I could feel the pre-cum leaking from the tip of my erect p-never mind. 
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Hoho, so Onii-chan likes little girls? What a dirty lolicon!
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Huwaaaaiii~ 1000 yen? Onii-chan tottemo daisuki! ^___________^
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Kyaaaa~! Stupid Onii-chan, where are you touching Mayoi!?
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Onii-chan, it is wrong to molest little girls. I'm going to tell the PTA on you!
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It's not like Mayoi likes to hang around Onii-chan or anything. I'm just lost, that's all. Don't get so full of yourself!
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Onii-chan is a useless, stupid, perverted dog! B-b-but this is the kind of Onii-chan that Mayoi likes!
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When Mayoi grows up, she is going to become Onii-chan's bride! ❤
That's pretty much what transpired in the fourth episode, or at least I think it did. Other than that, it's another episode of Araragi taking verbal abuse from Senjougahara while they all walk around in circles. As such, it was rather uneventful in nature, so you can either conclude that it was simply boring or perhaps, compelling; briming with witter banter, mostly delivered by Hitagi and character interaction. Me? I'm just looping the OP sequence repeatedly while it lasts. Feels good man. Now to find artwork to replace that eyesore whatshername who's been occupying my top banner for god knows how long.
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July 27th, 2009
If the op was trying to entice lolicons, I presume it did its job what with you coming forward and openly professing your attraction for the little 5th grade girl. The episode itself was quite dull in nature, but that’s because her interaction with Koyomi is pretty dull to begin with. There’s nothing entertaining about watching Koyomi baby-sit a brat that ACTUALLY BITES. This episode just goes to show that LITTLE KIDS ARE BETTER OFF IN KIDS’ SHOWS. Mayoi is one of the most annoying characters I’ve seen to date. Annoying loli is annoying. Glad it’s ending next arc.
July 27th, 2009
so much for loyalty.
Anyway Bakeno have amused me more than any other anime this season, even it’s mostly talking the ever changing art always makes me enticed by it reminds me of hidamari sketch a lot and the occasional senjougahara pep talk never fails to amuse me.
BTW I’m starting to think the thing that you like is not the loli-ness but the pigtails
July 27th, 2009
Tsk. Pushing this loli to your attention was a bad idea, it seems. Completely hooked, you is.
July 27th, 2009
Heh, you’re so beyond help now, Shin.
July 27th, 2009
Yet another victim of Shin. =w=;;
July 27th, 2009
This episode needed more Senjougahara and less annoying loli. Nothing against the archetype but I cheered when she was knocked out for the second time. Araragi should have dumped the little shit into a garbage bin and leave it at that.
July 27th, 2009
u traitor!
how about azu-nyan now? 
July 27th, 2009
We all know Shin never sticks to just one girl…
July 27th, 2009
There goes another one, I guess
July 27th, 2009
From one loli to another…what a brave nomad.
July 27th, 2009
so tell me shinn, how many waifu does snail makes this time?
July 27th, 2009
You make Azu-nyan cry.
Is this how you get your kicks? Making little girls cry?
July 27th, 2009
That be a (counterfeit) 10000 yen bill, not 1000.
July 28th, 2009
Ranka is going to file for divorce. >_> And set Stage III Ai-kun on you.
July 28th, 2009
How many waifu do you have?
P.S. (What happened to your banner and smilies and everything?! Is this part of the reconstruction for Hachikuji-tizing your wordpress?)
July 28th, 2009
Oh, thar ya go agen. Blasted lolicon, but that’s why I love you.
.-= Rakuen´s last blog ..Could Somebody Color This For Me? =-.
July 29th, 2009
the last picture made me came.
August 1st, 2009
@EXM –
@BimoZX – There’s also the DFC, but I suppose you’re on to something there
@Panther – You speak like Wisefreeman
@Kurogane – << Implying I ever had a chance at redemption
@bgsm – I can’t help it
@Amon – You like child abuse? :(
@anon – She deserves better.
@TJ – You guys make it all sound so negative
@Honoo –
@Seinime – I can love them all!
@Quazacolt – One of many, of course!
@Anonymous – Now you’re making me feel baaaaad!
Azu-nyan will still be in my heart somewhere 
@Anonymous – Ah, thanks for clarifying that, guess I was also blinded by money in front of me to the point I didn’t even bother checking how much it actually was
@Di Gi Kazune – Don’t tell her please
@Mika – Seasonal waifus like Mayoi don’t count! I only have one true waifu and her name is Ranka!
Yup, I’m conducting a total conversion, but there have been many issues abound.
@Rakuen – Oh you :3
@dark-kyon – Funny, the first image had the exact same effect on me
August 8th, 2009
@Shin – DFC=(Disillusioned Fat Chick) ?