Jun/0930
How To Deal With A Jealous Ritsu
'...I really can't take it anymore...'
Suddenly, Mio's eyes snapped wide open. Her eyes appeared to be glazed over, like those of an anime character who had just been emotionally broken. She was no longer crying, although her cheeks were still glistening with tears. She just kept staring straight ahead at the wall with a tremendous amount of intensity. Ritsu realized what was going on, and pulled her hands away from the raven-haired girl.
"...M-Mio?" Ritsu asked nervously.
Slowly, Mio's lips curved upwards into a smile. Then, her mouth opened...and she began to laugh. It was a loud, hallow laugh. Not the kind of jovial, sweet laugh Mio usually had. Ritsu took two steps back, her face contorted with visible fright. As Mio began to push herself up to a stand, she continued to laugh like there was no tomorrow. There was a hint of madness in her eyes now.
Ritsu watched in total silence as Mio, still laughing, dragged her feet over to her bass guitar. Lifting the instrument into her hands, Mio then turned around and began heading over in Ritsu's direction. Ritsu didn't know what to do or say, but as the other girl drew closer, she knew that the best option was to run like hell. Mio finally stopped laughing, and as she raised her guitar high over her head, eyes wide and glossy, she said only two words:
"DIE, bitch."
Ritsu opened her mouth, most likely to scream, but Mio's guitar had already smashed against her face by then, shattering her nose and unhinging her jaw with a single hit. Blood gushed out of Ritsu's nostrils and drenched both her and Mio in the red liquid. Unlike earlier, when Mio was practically scared to death just from the thought of blood, didn't seem bothered by it at all. In fact, it simply made her look even more menacing. Ritsu attempted to scramble back to her feet, clutching her bloody stump of a nose, but Mio proceeded to bash her brains out with the bass guitar.
"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!"
Mio continued to scream her demonic chant as her guitar connected with Ritsu's face over and over again. Blood, skin and shards of bone flew everywhere. Ritsu's body shook with violent spasms, and her skin slowly lost its color as more and more blood spilled out onto the wooden floor. There was nothing that could be done to stop it; Mio had snapped, and she wouldn't rest until the 'enemy' was dead.
In the middle of her macabre rampage, there was suddenly a loud crack, and Ritsu ceased to move. Some strange grayish fluid started to leak out of her ears.
Soaked with blood and completely out of breath, Mio carelessly tossed the now-shattered bass guitar off to the side. Ritsu's face now resembled more of a soup bowl filled with blood than anything else. Feeling rather proud of her accomplishment, Mio brought her hand up to her mouth and gingerly licked off the blood, reveling in its taste. She had finally eliminated the one person who had made her life a living hell...well, ONE of the people.
'Now I just need to find Sawako-sensei...' Mio thought to herself. She snatched up a nice, clean kitchen knife before dashing off into the hall, leaving a trail of blood behind her...
"......"
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I thought this was copypasted from somewhere else. But if that’s the way you feel, then I’m afraid it’s just another area where we part ways regarding K-On!.
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Not terrible, but you aren’t great at making a violent scene. I require a certain level of macabre detail.
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Holy crud.
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Shin, your posts never seem to amaze me…..
Mio wouldn’t do this. Besides: Killing an instrument is just as bad…
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K-ON bu no naku koro ni.
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Shin, whatever you’re studying right now you should just quite wasting your time and write that trap-alicious guro-loli epic saga that’s begging you to write it (and hopefully get it into the hands of a decent animation studio one day)
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That sounds like an incredible idea for a series of doujin books.
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@digitalboy – Maybe a tinge of necrophilia would have sealed the deal?
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Huh…I don’t remember ever giving you permission to copy my stuff…