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K-ON! 10: Cute, Not Pedo

I've been under flak for my infidelity last week, when I openly declared my feelings for Azusa. In retrospect, perhaps it was not so much as infatuation, but rather a sense of wanting to love her in a platonic manner akin to that of a little sister. This episode pretty much confirms that, as despite seeing Azusa clad in a rather fetching swimsuit, I was unperturbed. I did however feel contempt towards the countless number of lolicons who were looking forward to this episode only to satiate their lust. Yes, I'm talking to you. Why? Because sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Azusa are horrible.

For one, I would never imagine forcefully removing Azusa's swimsuit and licking her tiny body all over, as I nibble her neck and kiss her around the areola. Furthermore, only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick p0n0s slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her lick it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, p0n0s poised at the entrance to her tight, smooth virginal vag00, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with semen, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over Azusa, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. Or even how her twintails bounce in a synchronized fashion with each thrust.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over Azusa's petite body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that p0n0s is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered vag00 for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, Azusa murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, baka no oniichan~",  where she then dig her fingers into your back as she feels your p0n0s hardening inside her again.

You're all sick bastards. Azusa's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil. :evil:   :evil:   :evil:

Posted by Shin

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  1. This is the best post you’ve ever written, Shin, seriously.

    You can stop now.

  2. Obviously he has carefully planned out the exquisite details of how he plans to deflower her.
    If this was reallife, Mio would have commited suicide at the droves of her former fanbois abandoning her cult.
    FYI, Azusa is a poor Shana copy.

    Much as I like to think Puchiko is the cutes than all of these moe wannabes, Dejiko-sama is still #1. That is faithfulness.

  3. “You came so much inside of me, baka no oniichan~“


    We just need a MioxAzusa fic now…

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  4. you forgot the part where Mio joins in

    I really hope this is your original work and not copypasta. Although I think it deserves to become copypasta. Replying with this post to every K-ON discussion ever, starting now.

  5. A dark-skinned Azusa, they really know where to hit me hard (in a good way)

    I’m just amazed how much Mio is pushed to a corner. Oh btw, hurry up and remove your Mio pics! There should be enough official art to fill your needs! :kiss:

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  6. Dude… Too evil dude… :twisted: … Your heads filled with those thoughts aren’t you?constantly… :cool:

  7. Greatest post in the aniblogosphere ever, hands down.

    I love you.

  8. @nitori – This is copypasta from 4chan but it always manages to raise my spirit, if you know what I mean. :cool:

  9. ….good grief.

    You take Azu-nyan love, and go extreme with it…….

    Me, I will still support Mio. :smile:

    jopchan121’s last blog post..Funi gets pwned by a “ripper” of sorts,,,

  10. facedesk

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  11. Shin, Shin, Shin.
    Why am I not surprised?

    double’s last blog post..Watching To Blogging Ratio

  12. @Son Gohan – Ah, if this is copypasta, then meh. Still, good to read this.

  13. I see you’ve been living in Australia for too long now, Shin. You’ve been converted by them UNICEF moralists, haven’t you? :cool:

  14. Still love my miomio!! :kiss:

  15. shinn, traitor of the Cult of Mio. You shall pay the price for your infidelity.


    well i suppose you’re forgiven this once.

    fap fap fap fap fap

  16. OHMYGOD.

    Somewhere in South America, Pedobear is drooling over his keyboard…

    We must witness poor Asuza’s raep and capture evidence to bring the popo. :wink:

  17. fap fap fap fap fap fap

  18. @Kinny Riddle – This is a clever ruse by Shin to fool his moralfag watchers so he could gain their trust and secretly violate their young ones while they remain oblivious to his true bearings.

    This truly is a literary masterpiece worthy of the Noble Prize in Literature. :roll:

    By the way Shin. I am the one who raped Azusa. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!! :cool: :cool:

  19. Fuck you. I just had a lolicon hard-on reading your post. Despicable…

    Now to look for Azusa H-doujins…

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  20. I agree with this post. Nice to see you’re turning over a new leaf.

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  21. “traitor of the mio cult”?

    More like threw away Ranka faster than those halfprice Sheryl CDs in the show. >_>

  22. look who is talking… now i know what u think haha :cool:

  23. None, because I don’t watch that piece of shit.

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  24. a pedo-filled post from one of the biggest pedos in the aniblogosphere telling people not to be pedo… hmmmm…

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  25. Meaning….he wants Azu-nyan all to himself…. :swt:

    jopchan121’s last blog post..Funi gets pwned by a “ripper” of sorts,,,

  26. An Azusa doujin, drawn by Koume Keito. This needs to happen. You can imagine it already.

  27. Dude. I have no idea what you’re talking about tries to hide a short tanned figure under his blanket

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  28. :???:

    Yeahhhh… Nice job. :P

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  29. Setsuna-san, I see, thanks.

    BTW, where’s your evidence of you raeping Azu-nyan? As people in forums here in HK say, “NO PHOTO NO TALK”. :cool:

  30. Lots of comments har. I shall add to teh commotion!

    So Shin.. I didn’t know you were evil. Since when?

  31. @Kaisos – I’ll stop once the world is rid of lolicons :cool:

    @Di Gi Kazune – Wait what? This is merely a assertion of what pedos had in their minds while watching this episode! :neutral:

    @Seba – That can be arranged :cool:

    @Jesus159159159 – On the double!… once I am unthrottled :razz:

    @shaoron – I know bro, the world’s filled with so many pedos.

    @double – About what? That I finally turned over a new leaf?

    @nitori@IcyStorm@Son Gohan – It’s a modification of an old copy pasta I came across several moons ago which have been retouched for this post :lol:

    @Kinny Riddle – Yes I have. I am now a reformed person :mrgreen:

    @S | o N – NO U

    @wolfx – My brethren at the Church of Azusa shall protect me.

    @desho? – The question is, why is my master doing in Latin America? Is there some sort of loli paradise I not know of there? :???:


    @Setsuna-san – How dare you imply I would take advantage of innocent little girls, have you not read this post? :mad: Rape is bad, and you should feel bad!

    @Rakuen – It’ll come but please think of the kittens! Each time you masturbate to Azusa, God kills one!

    @Baka-Raptor – Someone who understands!

    @Di Gi Kazune – I’ll have you know that my love for Ranka has never once wavered! These girls are seasonal waifus; Ranka is my eternal one :kiss:

    @Blacksun88 – I think of the children all the time!

    @Hangmen – You are spared from sliding down the slippery slope, my good man!

    @TJ@jopchan121 – It’s actually my way of reminding disgusting pedophiles that sexualizing little girls is wrong!

    @Sol – I don’t know bro, I feel Nise would be a better choice. I mean he did release that teaser image of Yui :wink:

    @astrobunny – I’ll show you mine if you show me yours :arrow: :cool:

    @fangzhao – Exactly, had she been a boy, she wouldn’t be sexualized like this :mad:

    @TheBigN – Don’t mind me, just being a responsible blogger.

    Originally Posted By bgsm
    Since when?

    << Implying I was ever evil :???:


  33. @Anonymous guy declaring Ritsu is his Waifu: SHUT UP! TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER. :shock: :shock:

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  34. Now tell us how an EVIL person would think of Mio-chan! I must know

  35. I completely agree with you. For whatever reason, it’s impossible for me to think of Azusa in any sexual manner, and I’ve tried.

  36. The second I read the legendary “sexual thoughts about pure, innocent ___ are horrible.” I knew I was in for a treat

  37. lol I miss this copypasta (except that the original was for nipah~); it’s one of the funniest copypasta I’ve seen.

  38. BEST. K-ON! Episode 10 Review. EVER!

  39. go outside please
    leave the house

    lose some weight
    be a productive member of society

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