Atarashii Prelude

25Apr/0921

K-ON! 04: Help, Mai Waifu Has Boobies!

PIG DISGUSTING OPP- Oh screw this. Why do you torment me so, Kyoto Animation? In just within a single episode, you've negated all that defines me as an anime otaku, including my oath to never love females with anything bigger than delicious flat chests. After this episode, I became so conflicted that I am unable to confidently proclaim myself as one of the true zealots of delicious flat chests.  Do I betray my beliefs and continue loving Mio unconditionally and embrace that one flaw, or do I remain true to my ideals and be bound forever to my preferences. Why Mio? Why must you possess above average sized breasts that needlessly go ボイン ボイン, for every bounce of your mammaries translates into a stab into my heart :cry:

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Feels bad man. I hate to admit it, but I guess I have no choice but to go against my own word; I will love Mio unconditonally, accepting whatever (physical) flaws she may have :oops:

Posted by Shin

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  1. Those aren’t even a B-cup. That’s still flat as fuck. But I do know what you mean – they are just short of my maximum.

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  2. Believe me bro, these are a lot bigger than you think :cry: Ironic that my least favorite character(Ritsu) has the flattest :roll:

  3. Oh how I stand at disbelief and at the same time, amazement when it comes to K-ON breaking your defining otaku ideals… :cry:

    7’s last blog post..On K-ON! ~ The Middle Grounds Of Preference and Indifference

  4. But small breasts shouldn’t have to go ボイン ボイン!! :sad:

  5. “I will love Mio unconditonally”

    This is the only sensible course of action.

  6. It’s okay Shin, you’ll get through it man. After a while in your mind you’ll learn to unconsciously replace those boobs with those washboard chests that you love so much.

    TJ’s last blog post..Bleach 355

  7. Where was she hiding these? I thought she would be flat T_T

    Well, at least they aren’t gigantic and are unnoticeable in her normal clothes. I will forget this happened.

    Deranged’s last blog post..Tears to Tiara 01 – Did I Hear Wincest?

  8. Just to add salt to your wound.

    She is 15-16. Still growing ;)

    Sheba’s last blog post..K-On episode 4 – Summer Service, Aquatic Antics and Unexpected Predecessors

  9. Don’t worry. She’ll stay flat chested in your mind when you fap to her at night, and that’s what really matters.

    Turambar’s last blog post..Now if Only My Dad Would Watch It…

  10. ボイン …. actually it was quite obvious in the OP that Mio isnt flat…

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  11. Moe~ Moe~ Kyuuun~ So moe I died.

    You have my sympathies, Shin.

    There are two solutions:

    Do as Calawain suggested, and love Mio unconditionally.

    or

    Learn from this guy
    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/04/23/husband-cuts-off-wifes-breasts-throws-them-into-street/
    Though Mio will probably hate you for this.

  12. @Sheba – Stop torturing him!! :cry:

    @Shin – hmm i thought Yui was your least favorite character. :?:

    I for one am extremely thankful that my waifu (Ritsu) is a DFC. :roll:

  13. Delicious enough for me. One day you’ll come to accept that having something fit in your hand is a good thing.

    Adun’s last blog post..K-ON! – 03

  14. Pretentious fake unnatural moe.

    Mashiro is pure natural moe.

  15. You can let it slide. It IS Mio you are talking about.. :cool:

  16. Atarashii Prelude continues to dazzle me with its unconventional way in defining virtues and vices.

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  17. Mio will forever be awesome lol. You can’t get much better than Moe Moe Kyun :P. Just think of them as pillows to rest your head on at night ^^.

    AS’s last blog post..Moe Moe Kyun

  18. @Calawain – Y-yes, sir.

    @TJ – I continue to pray that day never comes…

    @Deranged – I want to disbelieve as well.

    @Sheba:shock: :shock: :shock:

    @Turambar – It’ll be hard, with all the impending doujins and all…

    @Cokematic – Denial, etc.

    @Kinny Riddle – I’ll pay for breast reduction :lol:

    @Setsuna-san – Yui upgraded herself after the Death Note comparison.

    @Adun – Nooooooooo

    @bgsm – Trying my best…

    @Di Gi Kazune – Why you hatin’ :sad: Mashiro’s cute by virtue of being a wolf girl :roll: Horo’s still a lot better though.

    @The Sojourner:lol:

    @Omisyth – But I have not succumbed…I think..

    @AS – Don’t think that’s possible. I mean, the pillow I have is flat :lol:


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