Maria+Holic 02: My Vagina Is Confused!

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Maria+Holic 02: My Vagina Is Confused!

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How the elegance of being a trap dissipates.

Episode 2 continues to introduce the rest of the main cast, not one which has failed to arouse Kanako, perhaps with the exception of the Ohoho-ing blonde twin drills. Guess what her occupation is? That's right, she's the senior high student council president. Not surprising as this archetype is bound to be of considerably higher status compared to other students. And yes, while she has yet to pull off that Noble Woman's Laugh, you know she's bound to do it eventually.

Anyway, Mariya is dead serious on keeping an eye on Kanako 24 hours a day, to the extent of threatening to rape the latter(DOUJINS FUKKEN WHERE?!), should that secret be exposed. Even Kanako's ex-roommate has been silenced regarding her sudden eviction from her room. Such is the influence of Shidou Mariya. Such has my lust for him grown.

To be honest, I hate this show. Among my many new year's resolution, one of it was to cut down on masturbation sessions in a single week, but alas, the first episode of what is undoubtedly my favorite series of the season made me cum no less then 3 times. Goddamn it.

It's been more than two weeks since the first pre-airing episode and my penis has aching in anticipation for the next episode to be released, and thankfully that day has finally come. I find myself attracted to the show not only because of the tantalizing trap that is Mariya, but also due to the fact I found myself being able to relate to the lead heroine herself.

The Garden of the Eden otherwise known as an all girls school is every man's (wet)dream, or in this case Kanako's, who is revealed to be a raging yuri, or to put it vulgarly, homosexual, as worded by Mariya-sama himself. Then again, Kanako is placed in a predicament where she is unsure whether or not she should shlick to Mariya, arguably the best "female" on campus, despite knowing full well he is actually not, therefore turning her.... straight?

It's this sense of ambiguity that made me empathize with her, since I too question my sexuality each time I get an erection just from looking at Mariya. This is compounded by the fact that, apart from emulating the traps of yesteryear who embody feminine qualities that surpass even their peers, Mariya is oozes the kind of sex appeal found in sadistic dominatrixes, and each time she switches to this persona and tortures Kanako both physically and verbally, I find my boxers soaked with pre-cum, projecting myself in place of Kanako, whom I conclude is equally as masochistic. Let's face it, no person can take that much abuse unless they actually craved for it. With all said and fapped, I await the next episode with bated breath of lust and a change of new underwear. Am I gay for liking it? Not at all, besides, isn't everyone else watching it for the yuri? Same difference, really.

Oh by the way, nice work on the karaoke, koda, although am I the only one experiencing some glitches in the OP sequence and also having the ending portion suddenly cut short?

Posted by Shin

Tagged as: Gakuen, IT'S A TRAP, Lulz, Yuri Leave a comment

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miasmacloud
January 16th, 2009 - 18:38

Oh by the way, nice work on the
karaoke, koda, although am I the only
one experiencing some glitches in the
OP sequence and also having the ending
portion suddenly cut short?

Which bot did you download it from? Apparently gg|fabulous and inb4raep had corrupt packs and no one said anything because of the +m.
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Shin
January 16th, 2009 - 18:46

Oh snap, I did in fact, get it from my favorite bot, inb4raep.

Will re-attempt getting it through torrents, thanks again!

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Baka-Raptor
January 16th, 2009 - 19:22

Kanako lifted a tree in the first episode. I think she could fight off the girly-boy’s rape attempt.

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Di Gi Kazune
January 16th, 2009 - 20:17

Kanako wants Kyo x Iori Doujinshi. And a nekomimi boushi.
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YuKi-To
January 16th, 2009 - 20:25

The OP is really…. lulz ^^;
Had glitches too cause I dl-ed from gg|fabulous, dl-ed from another bot and worked fine
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Setsuna-san
January 16th, 2009 - 22:34

You know, in the manga it is hinted that Kanako likes twin drills as well. Thankfully i got mine from torrents so no problems here.

However odd it might seem i could really empathize with you regarding your affection for Mariya as my sexual orientation has gone haywire as well whenever she is on screen.
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Kinny Riddle
January 17th, 2009 - 03:33

Amazing, this series has given Shin so many erection problems. Thus refuting that Malaysian government minister who was ranting in an interview a few years ago that “Malaysians have erections once every 4-5 years”.

Mariya? I’d dig him, yup. Doesn’t make me less straight, just as it doesn’t make Kanako less “lesbo”, but what the hell. As the old saying goes when it comes to traps: Fap first, worry later.
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Scypher
January 17th, 2009 - 05:17

Aside from everything you mentioned, the loli catgirl quartermaster voiced as a cross between Tsugumi and SZS Maria is quite delicious as well. :3

Truth is that I probably wouldn’t be watching this if not for SHAFT. But, see, now I can watch it without guilt citing the awesome animation/editing as my reason. The ultra yuri plot is just icing.
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Mika
January 17th, 2009 - 05:26

Don’t really remember rape being mentioned in the manga, but I do like the extras Shaft adds to the show. (Ex: the groping male organ part )
I’d say a little bit TOO much detail there, but I can’t blame you. Mariya is definitely best “girl” on the campus! Kyah! Can’t wait for the next episode!
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FFVIIKnight
January 17th, 2009 - 06:14

“…Mariya, arguably the best “female” on campus, despite knowing full well he is actually not, therefore turning her…. straight?”

Thought you’re gonna keep calling HER a SHE instead of a he?

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Kabitzin
January 17th, 2009 - 15:59

There is such thing as bisexual, too.

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The Sojourner
January 19th, 2009 - 01:46

@Kabitzin

Bisexual is just another term for gays who are not completely sure about their sexuality!

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Shin
January 19th, 2009 - 10:55

@Baka-Raptor

If Hentai has taught me anything, rape victims tend to lose about 80% of their physical strength when in such a precarious situation.

@Di Gi

So do I, so do I.

@Yuki-To & Setsuna

Foiled by my favorite bot!

@Kinny

Yes definitely, fap first, worry later!

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@Scypher

I knew that voice was familiar! Damn, if you hadn’t mentioned it, I wouldn’t have double checked either! She is now my favorite legal loli this season alongside KoMOE-sensei!

@Mika

Speaking of SHAFT, their OP for this show is incredible! Although sung by Mariya, it mirrors Kanako’s cries for help oh so well!

@FFVIIKnight

Me? In denial? I don’t think so, sir! :P

@Kabitzin, Sojourner

I-I am h-homo-flexible….

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Ichiro Ino
February 4th, 2009 - 21:49

I’m confused…

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Terra
December 11th, 2010 - 05:27

this show coulda been SOOOOO much better.

maria should have totally embraced femininity and there should have been alot more romance with maria with male and female, teachers and everyone lolz.

but instead it seemed like the writers were afraid to get serious and it was just one of those weird comedy anime’s
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Jack 50.36.54.5
April 15th, 2012 - 11:08

Originally Posted By The Sojourner@Kabitzin

Bisexual is just another term for gays who are not completely sure about their sexuality!

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I like tatas and whohas so don’t think for a second im in denial. I have been with guys and girls and can absolutely say I’m attracted to both. Make fun of it all you want but to say My sexuality doesn’t exist…. I wont stand for it.
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