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Code Geass R2 Turn 23: Team Schneizel’s Fortress
Back by popular demand.
Onii-sama, you did all this for my sake?
I applaud Lelouch for being able to look his beloved sister in the eye(?) and sound all callous. He manages to seal away all that heartbreak and contempt from watching his ungrateful and treacherous little sister rejecting all that he has done for her. Instead of explaining himself, Lelouch metaphorically sticks out his middle finger at Nunnally with his caustic words.
"Just because you're at the top does not mean you get to go on top, Lelouch."
In line with the show's nature, the entire conversation was laced with sexual innuendos, whether it is Suzaku reminding Lelouch to stay homorelentless and stick the game plan, whatever that may be, despite Nunnally being well and alive, to Suzaku likening himself as The Sword to Lelouch's Sheath. No, really.
This is what Sunrise think of the womenfolk in the series and the most appropriate manner to deal with them.
I couldn't believe me eyes when I saw this. Up to this point, I've always accepted whatever Sunrise threw in my face, though nothing could prepare me for this earth shattering revelation; there are actually people living in Australia.
Mind = blown.
And speaking of Australians, where is this person? 
Now that's what I call taking a snapshoot.
A little known piece of trivia that even the self professed fangirl probably does not know about. Schneizel is a graduate from the MIT School of Engineering with first class honors in Mechanical Weapons Enplacement Engineering. He also likes sitting down by the campfire with his guitar, providing solutions to practical problems, such as dealing with mutinous siblings.
What, no maid ninja escaping jutsus? And here I was, expecting the series to stay true to its woefully over the top nature by dishing out some outrageous explaination as to how Nunnally and Sayoko survived the Pink Nuke, rather than a logically sound one. Still, the interaction between Orange and Ninja no Maid Lady was somewhat satisfying to watch, and it's hard not to root for the two. Seeing as how everyone else seems to be switching camps faster than Malaysian politicians, it's good to know that there are those whose allegiance never once wavered. Yes, a Sayoko x Orange-kun end would be so ridiculously awesome.
When everything is over, Jeremiah(almost forgot his real name!) and Sayoko will move to the countryside and start a family in their orange farm.
Come on, you know you were thinking of it. I'm merely presenting the first thing that came into my everyone's mind when Nina reluctantly shoved that piece of meat down her throat. Also, despite her reaction towards it, I think this may well be Cecille's most normal concoction to date; even the purple sauce isn't a hazardous substance!
Suzaku wishing he could trade in his Albion for a custom Pink Lancelot. Still, better for C.C than him I guess, since we might get to see her being attached to it by the end of the season, treating viewers to what love between (wo)man and machine can eventually lead to:
Contrary to popular belief, transfering bodily fluids with a loli does not cure terminal diseases, to which Shinku learned the way, as the writers remembered that the latter is actually still living on borrowed time.
The test results are in...
Ougi Kaname....
YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
Happiest man in the world right now if I ever saw it.
It is a meme that is spawned from Sunrise.
Depending on how it spins, countless Spinzakus are born.
Before long, knowing the number of Spinzakus becomes pointless.
You cannot read its movements.
You cannot dodge them.
Like watching Code Geass, everything stands still as it becomes fabulous.
Such is my Bankai.
Spin.
Senbon Sakuradite!
Summarizing the second half of the episode is a tedious and mundane task, so here's a graphical representation of what took place between Lelouch and Schneizel's army. If only all feuds for world domination could be resolved over lunch in a quick game of Defcon.
And this is why you do not let blind and paraplegic little girls hold on to a button of mass destruction. I wonder if she even realizes the magnitude of destruction that she is causing with each deployment of FLEIA. Out of sight, out of mind.
No wonder Suzaku wasn't doing anything useful this episode; he was too busy typing in his cheats to lay wastes on an army that he would have otherwise cleared in 2 minutes flat! Until the next round then.
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September 18th, 2008
Whahahaha *dies from laughter
http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/cgr2_23-73.jpg
GAHAHAHAHA
Oh and I also saw taht sandwich screenshot over at RC I’m like omg sandwich cock
I don’t even watch this show and I still come here to read your posts
Hinano’s last blog post..Special A Ch. 89
September 18th, 2008
You forgot to mention Tamaki ACTUALLY BEING USEFUL.
…Wait. Now that I think about it, wasn’t Tamaki the whole reason the show started? Because he didn’t follow Naoto’s plan correctly, Kallen and that other guy had to take the escape route they did, which led to Lelouch’s encounter with C.C. …
O_O TAMAKI IS THE FINAL BOSS.
September 18th, 2008
oh god the senbonzakuradite really caught me off guard.. simply EPIC.
September 18th, 2008
Tamaki is the true father!
Spin, Senbon Sakuradite!
Awesome as always, Shin.
Panther’s last blog post..Saimoe Day 30 Results & Day 31 Matchups
September 18th, 2008
Is it just me… or did they nuke Australia AND Toronto… but not NewYork!?
Cokematic’s last blog post..Nendoriod Yoko > DO WANT!
September 18th, 2008
Awesome
September 18th, 2008
If only Suzaku could type as quickly as Lelouch…
BTW… I highly doubt that Nunnally’s button does anything. How would she even know? I’m waiting for the twist that Nunnally was on Lelouch’s side the whole time, but I’m not sure if that will happen.
Kabitzin’s last blog post..Zero no Tsukaima 3 11
September 19th, 2008
That isn’t a hazardous substance. Purple’s a fruit!
Then again, Homer has been known to consume radioactively enhanced junk food…
Baka-Raptor’s last blog post..Political Commentary under the Guise of Anime Blogging: Part I
September 19th, 2008
Kaname, you slut.
Omisyth’s last blog post..My Top Ten: Anime Weapons – #9
September 19th, 2008
Ougi is the father! And Lulu & Suzu are jerks!!! Hail Empress Nunally!!!
September 19th, 2008
“Yes, a Sayoko x Orange-kun end would be so ridiculously awesome.”
YES!!!
“Come on, you know you were thinking of it. I’m merely presenting the first thing that came into my everyone’s mind when Nina reluctantly shoved that piece of meat down her throat.”
I have to admit, I was thinking the same thing…
September 19th, 2008
This is what Sunrise think of the womenfolk in the series and the most appropriate manner to deal with them.
wut? why not reap??? why stomp on her? impotent sunrise bastards. this is why lost colors was so gay.
to Suzaku likening himself as The Sword to Lelouch’s Sheath.
who when suzaku asked CC to be lelouch’s shield, she’s like a contraceptive???
they’re bombing palawan island in the philippines… -__- pfft… that’s a tourist island filled with beaches frequented by lots of britannians. WTG schneizel.
biankita’s last blog post..Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu 08 ~Onii-chan~ & 09 ~I’m Really Happy~
September 19th, 2008
Just noticed that Iceland’s safe. XD
…Wait a minute. All the countries in the Scandinavian area (as well as Finland, which apparently isn’t Scandinavian) are safe. XDDD
September 19th, 2008
@Cat Megex
Nobody cares about Scandinavia, let alone Iceland
September 19th, 2008
He’s targeting all countries that engage in war… isn’t Scandinavia always neutral?
September 19th, 2008
BANKAI SPIN ZENBONSAKURADAITOU …. u got that off 4chan didnt u .. those crazy ass @#$!@#$# XD
anyways i gave my mid finger to nunally too .. that notty gal-gal .. didnt she relized that she massacred many innocent ppl +lolis shooting that weapon …. “pay for my brother’s sin” my ass … those 4channers dont give a rats’ ass towards Nunally edi … where’s kaguya and the chinese loli take the spotlight …
bitchslap Nunally !
September 19th, 2008
@Hinano
As always, I’m glad I’m able to keep non viewers happy with my nonsensical posts.
@Cat Megex
Oh yeah, how could I have forgotten? It was such a sudden 180 degree turn in personality from useless to GAR that I could not grasp on what just happened.
@albert_2mb
I was going to replace the sword with a magicl girl wand, but I’ll let Lelouch keep whatever traces of being a male he has left.
@Panther
Thanks!
For a moment there, I thought I might have annoyed people with references to Bleach. 
@Cokematic
Schneizel can’t live without his ?
@:D
Thank you!
@Kabitzin
I don’t blame him. They’re not marked or anything and people are supposed to learn how to touch type on them.
Hmm, a dud? I guess that it’s likely, since Schneizel operates everything with the snap of his fingers.
@Baka Raptor
You’re right, it’s crazy ketchup.
Not sure if even Homer can stomach Cecille’s cooking though. 
@Omisyth
>> Ougi
>> slut
@Anime Loving Republican
The blind can’t lead.
All Hail Empress Kaguya. 
@EvilDevil
We all did, just not everyone is willing to admit it.
@biankita
We’ve suspected it before, but I guess it’s finally proven true.
Not even C.C can stop Suzaku from penetrating Lelouch 
Oh, did he now? That bastard Blondie Prince, his lust for destruction knows no bounds! 
@Cat Megex, EvilDevil
I didn’t even know they existed.
@Kaisos
To Schneizel, if you don’t agree with him, it’s just as good as declaring war?
@K1
Modified for my own purpose as usual.
Don’t forget Anya too, though I suspect she’ll soon bite the dust teaming up with Schneizel. 
September 19th, 2008
You forgot the pic of Orange-kun’s son beating the crap outta Ougi’s son.
Setsuna-san’s last blog post..Random Photos 1
September 19th, 2008
Ah, sorry for my absence. For some reason I could not think of anything to say to your last couple posts that hadn’t already been said or didn’t seem important enough, or I was too busy. But now… I’m Back!
“Back by popular demand.”
And he’s just as pedo as Odysseus (take her for a ride? how very blatant 
).
Yay! Schneizel Caine is back!
“I couldn’t believe me eyes when I saw this.”
They probably took out a map of the US and threw a dart at it.
I was more surprised that another map ( the one around 12:15) showed Pendragon to be in Phoenix, Arizona, of all the stupid places. I have many relatives there, but I refuse to visit in the summer because it’s so damn hot. It can rain 1cm an hour, with lighting striking every half a second, and the thermometer will still read 41C.
Oh. I guess the revelation that Australia is actually inhabited was interesting too. But who are they at war with?
“such as dealing with mutinous siblings.”
NOT MY CORNELIA 
My dreams… of Cornelia, Cecille, and C.C. in bed together… RUINED! RUINED I SAY! 
It is official: Schneizel must DIE!!! 
(Even if it’s unlikely that they actually killed her.)(And yes, others would be involved, but their names don’t start with C.)
NO
“Come on, you know you were thinking of it.”
Yes, yes I was. I feel so dirty…
“The test results are in…”
(excepting shows like House and Terminator: TSCC).
I hereby apologize for American culture and all the idiots that watch Fox
:Such is my Bankai.”
I always thought of Lelouch as more of a Urahara, especially to the BKs- you know, the guy behind the scenes pulling the strings of the protagonists.
Defcon (and volcanoes) FTW!
I vote Tamaki. Of course, so did half of everyone else.
Hey!
I can’t believe you didn’t mention the episode’s ending picture!
@Cat Megex (1st post): REVELATION
@Kaisos and related: for the last 2 centuries, sure. Before then, not so much. Remember where the Vikings came from and Sweden kicked ass in the 15-1600s.
Oh great. It took me so long (11 hours) to get around to finishing this that Shin already came back, so I get no response for the next two days.
September 19th, 2008
OH YOU~
I’ve heard the Schneizel/Engineer joke over 9k times now on IRC.
miasmacloud’s last blog post..Lloyd will blind you with science
September 19th, 2008
Its so obvious the father is Rolo, i mean he had access to her all that time, stopping time at that, wouldnt you do it….wouldnt you?
On another note. Why in the blue Zaku(MS) is that lancelot pink?
September 19th, 2008
Sayoko x Orenji and the VOLCANOWNED bomb were the two best things out of this episode.
AslanCross’s last blog post..Ultra Beatdown by Dragonforce
September 20th, 2008
I will never forgive Sunrise for killing my Cornelia-hime…
Fuck them all of them now time to borrow some launch codes…
Well best wishes to Villetta’s wehrbietrag (defense contribution) that is due in a couple months.
Crusader’s last blog post..World Destruction Ep 11- Hibernating bear, ooz…
September 20th, 2008
I risk what chastity my eyes still possess reading your blog
So Cornelia mati’s. +1 major development in R2 that I know before watching the first ep.
Jason’s last blog post..I Singeth ‘God Knows’ (!!)
September 20th, 2008
@Setsuna
Why must the child suffer for his parent’s sins?
@westrim
And to think you left me for another woman.
Nah, I think Schneizel’s just as into dudes like his other warmongering sibling; heck, even I’d hit Kanon in all his orifices. So it’s in Phoenix eh? I figured the best choice was for them to pick Orlando and build the Pendragon over the Cinderella castle in 
Urahara? Don’t you mean Aizen? 
You mean the ending picture where Cecille’s painting the Lancelot pink? 
Well, C.C did look slightly apprehensive at the color scheme in the actual episode. 
I rushed to reply when I heard you came back! 
DisneyOdysseusland. If Cornelia’s dead, you can take me from the rear and call me Shirley. I suddenly remembered about that show when I was shown a .gif image of some black dude dancing when they announced the child wasn’t his.@miasmacloud
Well, there goes my moment of triumph.
Nice avatar by the way. 
@Dularc
But he only wants Nii-san’s p0n0s! Girls paint their mechas pink as a sign of love.
@Aslan
Same here, though Ougly should have really died.
@Crusader
I think Cornelia-hime deserves at least a death scene. As fabulous as the way she got gunned down, it felt too cheap and sudden. Then again, it’s Sunrise, so eh.
@Jason
She’s moe, uguu!
Cornelia. is. not. dead. 
September 21st, 2008
In my mind, the whole kill-off-Cornelia-with-a-snap-triggered-wall-gun-even-though-she-hasn’t-done-much-yet is a clever(?) plan by Sunrise to revive her once again….
Rakuen’s last blog post..Itazura na Kiss 10-23: Did Someone Leave It On Fast-Forward?
September 22nd, 2008
Indeed she isn’t
Just found out at Kurogane’s
Jason’s last blog post..I Singeth ‘God Knows’ (!!)
September 22nd, 2008
@Shin: Nope, I mean Urahara. Look how he helped Ichigo save Rukia mostly for his own interests and keeps hidden what he knows, doling out just enough info or gear to get them to the next step. He’s definitely up to something.
As for Cecille, I think she was forced to paint it pink by C.C. She’s crying in the pic, at least. Leave my Cecille alone, you witch!
September 25th, 2008
Mini’s last blog post..Mini’s in despair!
September 25th, 2008
Now replace that engineer with a photo of Linkinstreet and you’ve got it right.
PS – Bitches don’t know about my table corners.
Aoshi’s last blog post..Early morning…
September 26th, 2008
>>…Wait. Now that I think about it, wasn’t Tamaki the whole reason the show started? Because he didn’t follow Naoto’s plan correctly, Kallen and that other guy had to take the escape route they did, which led to Lelouch’s encounter with C.C. …
Those events only “accelerated Lelouch’s schedule.” He was always going to destroy Britannia.
lolikitsune’s last blog post..Sixten on Night Switch, or: baby don’t troll me, don’t troll me, no more
October 5th, 2008
Damn! Nice sunglasses dude! Where do you get them?!
October 5th, 2008
Oh, yeah Sayoko. Yeah you might want to get out to there………..just warning ya.
Dammit NINA!
I was bragging to everyone how good you are and this is what you do:
Stuff a freaking Hot-dog in your throat! Dammit! *sighs and looks away* I failed……*looks up*
Umm……..is that hot dog any good, no wait it’s made by Cecille.
Damn. I was hungry too.
Our poor Nunnally….*sniffs* she was pushing the button too many times, I thought she was a nature girl, not a war-loving one. No, wait, she was just “cleaning-up her Brother’s sins” By killing people? Girl, your just adding too it.
Yeah Sayoko and Orange-kun would have been freaking awesome!
God, Ohgi looks so happy. But then why did he marry her in the end? He felt gulity? Hmm……I think he did.
*hears the song Breaking Dishes by Rihanna* Damn I think Vi found out. Shit.
*ducks when a dish is thrown at the wall* Yeah she found out………
GO JERRY NO WAIT, GO MAURY!!!
OMG! If everyone was in the Jerry Springer show instead of the Maury show then it would have been like hell in there!!!!
LOL! Go Lelouch kill the hollows! No, your not in Bleach, damn okay. Change of plans, It’s going to be KILL ALL SPARE NO ONE!!! *insert evil laugh here*
Oh, god. I think I’m having too much fun with this. Hahahaha!!!! OMG!!! Hell yeah I’m having fun with this!!!
October 5th, 2008
Wow, I never thought that the country treats women so poorly, well not to the royal family *coughs*