Aug/0840
Code Geass R2 Turn 20: The Once And Future Emperor
This is how every episode of Code Geass should start off. YEEAAAAAAH!!
GREAT SUCCESS!! A pointless scene really, since Nina just goes on site to brood, as though hoping to gain sympathy from Nukezaku. He sure showed her!
Back at the Ikuraga, Anya's eyes glow with an ominous red of Geass, marking Marianne's revival. Her first task at hand? Confront C.C and engage in some hot futa secksing.
Not pictured above: Marianya's freshly sprouted penis.
Mmmmgrrhhh-mmghh
Yeah, that's right, take it all down like a good girl.
God, I'm ashamed of myself and the exploitability of Photoshop sometimes. 
Our? Is she in cohorts with Charles? Or perhaps, Nunally? The mind boggles at the numerous possibles, though I like how it's parellel to my Metal Geass Solid theories. Sunrise, so predictable to the point that whatever BS fans make up has a good chance of manifesting 
Finally! After over 40 episodes, Marianne makes her speaking debut, and man, she is way better than I had initially imagined. While I'm somewhat surprised by the fact that she seems much more aloft and nonchalant about the plight of her children, she has the same JUST AS PLANNED traits as with both Charles and Lelouch. And swapping her aged body with sagging tits for that of a deliciously flat chested little girl? Fuck Yeah!
Diethard, for someone with a relatively high INT rating, you sure know little about branding. You're right, the costume and mask can be mass produced for any man, woman or child(and dog). But the one thing that makes Zero a true symbol is something that no living entity on Earth can ever dream to replicate:
FABULOUS!®
It's like telling people you've run out of Coke and that Pepsi could replace it. IT'S NOT THE SAME!!!
So as it turns out, the Great Penguin Army will be doing Charles' bidding instead of Lelouch's. As if he wasn't invulnerable as already, he now gets to command these? Ragnarok has truly descended upon us:
A man chooses! A slave obeys! Ougly, you're clearly not much of a man, and let's face it, that's not really your nationalist sentiments kicking in, you still just want to stick it in Viletta.
I hate to be the one to tell you this, Cornelia-oneesama, but your Knight, um, he's kinda dead. But worry not, death is but a plot device used to bench characters to the sidelines temporarily as they serve no purpose to the story. Unless of course, they die in Lelouch's arms, smiling and crying at the same time. That's when you know they've really kicked the bucket. Rest assured though, because when he does return, Guilford will serve his Hime-sama once again, and this time, with upgrades:
JIBUN WO I CONTINUE TO FIGHT!!!
Poor Suzaku, you'd think that the time he spent during his days as a grunt, the Britannian Empire had at least paid for his basic education. Now, I know Elevens tend to have a poor command of Emperor's English, but this is ridiculous!
as·sas·si·nate (verb)
To murder (a prominent person) by surprise attack.
Suzaku's definition of the same word:
as·sas·si·nate (verb)
To charge in (like an oaf) with a large bladed weapon, nullifying all elements of surprise.
Well, none of it matters anymore, since Big Charles IDDQD'ed himself, not forgetting the fact that his most trusted lieutenant was by his side. So what if 7, 8, 9? Bismarck shows that size does indeed matter, when it comes to 2H swords. In retrospect, even if Suzaku was somehow smart enough to bring a gun along, the Knight of One would have probably deflected all incoming bullets with his Excalibur. Or even better yet, slice them into half.
Mustering whatever traces of intelligence left in him, Suzaku manages to ascertain an important fact:
He's royally fucked.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Tactical withdrawal or RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY?
Blaming others for your own failings yet again, Runzaku?
You know what, just SHUT UP AND EXPLODE! Awesome song btw.
And Lelouch's grand entrance? Pretty sure I've seen it somewhere before:
A (discarded) prince who has returned at long last to slay his own father and ascend the throne? The resemblance in uncanny! Sort of. Fact: Sunrise blew 70% of their allocated budget on the aforementioned scene alone.
If Sunrise won't give her more screentime, then I will! Moe Moenica's moeness is woefully underutilized here, and I fear that she will meet with her demise pretty soon as did other female Britannian pilots. 
For better or for worse, Lelouch is now stuck in the same material plane as his old man. Putting the gay innuendos aside, I guess this means they can start forgiving each other and catch up on old times. I can see it now:
"Ruruuuuuuuschuu(sic), my son! Have I ever thought you how to ride a bike?"
No dad, I've always sat in the sidecar...
That, or they can engage in some wholesome father and son activities, like going fishing. Or mud wrestling. Don't ask.
Sick of Ali Project? Why not listen to one of gg's staff members singing the ED2 theme instead?
Edit: Superior version of the Horatio Caine impersonation:
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August 26th, 2008
Lulu could of blown the exit to Jupiter with him on earth and himself on earth… but i guess he’d never learn how to ride a bike that way
Cokematic’s last blog post..post of total randomness / beacuse I’m a lazy ass
August 26th, 2008
NUOOOO!! FUCK ALI PROJECT!!!!
God bless your photoshop skills shinn. Now i can fap happily.
August 27th, 2008
You think? I actually enjoyed Dickzaku getting a brief moment of satisfaction by sassing the table-humper while she was trying to mine some sympathy.
Wha? Saggy? I call shenanigans, son, that’s a MILF and a half right there. No one in Geass except Charles ages beyond 21, you should know that by now.
mmmm…. really?
otou-san’s last blog post..The call of the otaku
August 27th, 2008
@the Ali Project thing: based on comments on the trainwreck blog entry for that, it appears gg may very well put Grunty’s version as the ED for next episode. XD
Anyway, did Suzaku actually use the English (albeit originating from Arabic) word “assassin”, or did he use the Japanese equivalent? If the latter, than he’s just bad at Japanese, his native language. …Which would actually be worse than him being bad at English. XD
August 27th, 2008
LOL your posts actually make me wanna watch this show.
I’m only here for the photoshops.
And indeed, Coke > Pesi.
Hinano’s last blog post..Slayers Revolution – 08
August 27th, 2008
ROFL. Pepsi > coke.
Also, where is IDKFA? And in Heretic IDDQD turns you into a chicken. Penguins would still be a better idea now.
August 27th, 2008
Notice how all the penguins avoid the water with the Geass mark… smart birds they are
FFVIIKnight’s last blog post..The Start of Another Boring Day…
August 27th, 2008
Ewww!
Futanari Anya having sex with CC is not sexy. (If she had a D.E.D.(Figure it out what it means yourselves!), that would be a different story)
Normal loli Anya having Yuri sex with CC the natural way is more better!
Now somebody make a doujin of the latter & all of us would be very happy.
Oh God!
AnyaxCC is making me a PERVERT! 
August 27th, 2008
@Cokematic
Better yet just lock Suzaku together and the world would be a much better place.
@wolfx
So you like futanari.
@otou
Whooops, I forgot to apply CLAMP physics to my post there. Sorry. Itsuki is just plain homo. Lelouch is homobulous!
@Cat Megex
Oh fffff! I definitely can’t wait for the next episode now! This is why gg > Eclipse.
Well, he did use the word “ansatsu” which means the same thing, so yeah, Suzaku is just being an idiot as usual. 
@Hinano
Thanks! I’d rather you stay away from this show though. It’s called Code Trainwreck for a reason, and I’m just trying to pimp it out with sh00ps, references and whatever crude jokes I can possibly think of to make it sound better than it is.
@Panther
I’m with Hinano on this. IDKFA will be reserved for Runzaku when he gets his Lancelot Albion. I’d imagine that the final form would be just as hax as the new Guren.
@FFVIIKnight
Oh but it’s already too late. They’ve already fallen under Charles’ charms.
@Anime Loving Republican
I honestly have no clue what D.E.D stands for. Mind sharing?
Normal yuri is too dull for me nowadays, I need something different to excite me. 
Are you sure you weren’t a perv before this? 
August 27th, 2008
Marianne = MILF.
Anya = Moe.
C.C = Violated.
Charles = GAR.
Suzaku = Pwned by Waldstein and made into his bitch.
Lulu = Too beautiful for words.
Kallen = WHERE?!
Everyone else = Fuck if I give a damn.
August 27th, 2008
It is sad that 12-san is going to die because Sunrise has seen to it that the women suffer the highest casualty rate to justify “repentance” time for Lulu and what ever male he is “opposing.” Well it was a QUALITY episode at least…
Crusader’s last blog post..Celebrating 50 years of feeding Otaku
August 27th, 2008
You son of a bitch, any man would say Pepsi > Coke.
IcyStorm’s last blog post..Mizunashi Mode – Days 1-6
August 27th, 2008
@Omisyth
Orange-kun…?
@Crusader
And what a terrible waste of the females that turned out. There are at least another two more female Knights that have yet to be introduced; Nonette, who’s made an appearance in the game and 4th-san whom I didn’t notice before, though Ougi might take a liking to her, considering his preference for brown girls.
The lack of Pizza Hut ads might have been a cause for the QUALITY.
@IcyStorm
I’m not drinking something Britney Spears and David Beckham endorses.
Ah, I just noticed how horribly biased the poll is at this point, so I’ve decided to alter it a little.
August 27th, 2008
It just re-occurred to me that Suzaku kind of looks like an older version of Syaoran… so, Lelouch and his papa watching CCS for all of eternity seems to make the most sense… however, the question is, is it really all of eternity, or is it Kannadzuki no Miko’s version of eternity? ‘Cause I think that lasted about three minutes.
A Day Without Me’s last blog post..Our Half-Assed Autumn Preview, Part Three
August 27th, 2008
Here’s a clue of what the first D stands for…… Double.
(By the time you realize it, your going OHHHHHHHHH.)
August 27th, 2008
That is quite FABULOUS! *trys to do some gay hand sighn* But no matter how fab things are suzaku for some reason always has to be a stupid dickwad
Mini’s last blog post..Mini’s rage, blood must be spilled
August 27th, 2008
Yay for the return of your photoshop skills and your so funny recap!
Thanks for the laugh , as always
i hope you’ll pick up another show after Code Geass ^^ 
James’s last blog post..Gwendolyn 1/5 (E2046)
August 27th, 2008
Ninjazaku – Failing at stealth since forever.
C.I.’s last blog post..[Off-topicy] The Xbox 360’s Dashboard update – Just the (Drastic) facts and maybe a (leaked) hi~mi~tsu?
August 27th, 2008
maybe because it like almost 4am here… but where is the random Coke vs Pepsi coming from?
but my vote in that regard is quite obvious:
[00:42] %Alkenshel : I love Pepsi.
[00:42] * Disconnected*
FUCK ALI PROJECT PEPSI
Cokematic’s last blog post..post of total randomness / beacuse I’m a lazy ass
August 27th, 2008
Needs MOAR Jim Carrey! ^_^
53RG10’s last blog post..Wagaya no Oinari-sama – Sakura gets a REAL rival
August 27th, 2008
I watched around five episodes of that CSI, until I realized he was going to do that EVERY SINGLE EPISODE
(the youtube montages are good, though).
I’m fairly certain that everyone that watched that scene between Anya and C.C. had thoughts different from what was intended. Not into futa, so I agree with Anime Loving Republican.
Unsure how well it would work in that position, though I wouldn’t mind finding out 
(to those not completely clear, D.E.D. is double ended dildo, although there are variations). But yes, you should be ashamed, Shin. Be VERY ashamed. 
I think it may be a royal our, as in “our glass is not full, bring the pitcher you lazy servant”.
Like I said last episode, give it a Morgan Freeman voiceover; “and as Mankind trembled before it’s new overlords, it could only marvel at the excellent tailoring of their suits.”
Lastly, I CANNOT believe that you didn’t note the awesome pool skills of my beloved Cecille, especially the way she timed that last ball to drop at a critical juncture in Suzaku’s faggotry.
August 27th, 2008
i disagree with your futa theory Shin. It was obviously a friendly session of hawt yuri loving between two friends. One who has lost her memories and is acting like a loli and the other who has her memories but is in the body of a loli.
“Watching re-runs of Cardcaptor Sakura (67%, 63 Votes)”
Good grief, a father and son lolicon team?
BTW, you just reminded me how awesome CSI Miami was.
Setsuna-san’s last blog post..Macross Frontier 20: Goodnight Sweet Prince
August 27th, 2008
I just learned what futa is.
Mii…
Baka-Raptor’s last blog post..“Kei” must be Japanese for “20 times better than the first season”
August 27th, 2008
OMG! I think you should have directed the hot sekszz between moey C.C> & loli Anya! LOL
And come on, Lulu & Dad must have had slept with C.C. at some point! >=D
August 27th, 2008
God, I’m ashamed of myself and the exploitability of Photoshop sometimes
No you’re not. :P keep them coming! ^^
coke>pepsi! my money is stiill on the penguins.
biankita’s last blog post..Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2 20 ~Unfit To be Emperor~
August 27th, 2008
Oh, yeah, forgot to say…
BAH. ROOT BEER PWNS ALL.
August 27th, 2008
@Baka-Raptor: You didn’t know what futa was?
You poor innocent soul (well not so innocent now…)
@Cat Megex: I definitely agree with you there; root beer is way better than coke or pepsi. I prefer IBC, myself, although Barq’s holds its own. ROOT BEER FTW!!
August 27th, 2008
Loli and C.C yuri.futa do want … suprise sekusu do want !
August 27th, 2008
In the Philippines: Coke > Pepsi
In Saudi Arabia: Coke < Pepsi
Aaah! O.O
Ringo-kun! Dx /I CONTINUE TO FIGHT!/
Meeh…I miss Orenji-kun. D:
Oooh..o.o Where’d he purchase those nice shades? xDD
August 27th, 2008
@Wija-chan: Huh? Wha? What about Horo?
Oh, wait, you meant Guilford?
August 28th, 2008
PS is fabulous ain it.
The Sojourner’s last blog post..Good Tie Folks! See you at the 2012 Olympics!
August 28th, 2008
Update on Code Geass R2 ED 2: check out track 24 of the version of the R2 OST1 with CRC 23D9F7D9 .
August 28th, 2008
“Marianya’s freshly sprouted penis”
futa, yuri, i dont care, so long as there is a sex scene with those two… (or should it be three?)
August 28th, 2008
@A Day Without Me
A Ruruschuu is Kamui in another timeline.
It’s for all eternity, until next week. Waiting for Code Geass every week feels like one. 
@Anime Loving Republican
If it wasn’t for westrim I still wouldn’t ha..OOOOOOOOOOOH!
@Mini
Every week Suzaku gains a new title for his ineptness, which I bet does wonders for his CV.
@James
Thanks, but whatever that show is, it has to be badly written yet entertaining at the same time, and I’m not sure if Gundam Double Destiny can achieve that.
@C.I
To his credit, he’s able to run on walls and spin kick guns away from his foes.
@Cokematic
You tell me, I don’t even know where that comparison suddenly came from.
@53RG10
Needs more Jim Carrey impersonating Ruruschuu.
@westrim
Well, I guess I could live with Anya having a strapon than a full fledged penis. I don’t get how Morgan Freeman is able to narrate just about anything under the sun.
Whoops, totally forgot about Cecile-nee there; I was totally blown away by her godly pool skills which didn’t even require her to hit the cue ball. 
As penance, I can only offer this.
@Setsuna
Mature loli making out with a loli minded woman? DO WANT! Too bad C.C’s back to normal though
I guess it would be a good experience for both father and son, since they get to bear witness to the time when CLAMP didn’t have Noodle designs. CSI is YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!
@Rika-chama
You know that thing poking you in the middle of the night? That isn’t Satoko’s hand….
@drastikhate
I can see Charles doing it, but Ruruschuu? No chance in heck.
@biankita
You know me too well.
@Cat Megex, westrim
I can’t stand sarsaparilla. It has that same taste with cough medicine.
@K1
A penis makes anything better.
@Wija
AFAIK, the Emirates have their own brand of cola don’t they? Sorry, but the consensus agree that Guilford should be named Lemon-kun.
@Sojourner
Almost as fabulous as Ruruschuu.
@Cat Megex
Why am I fearing what I’m about to hear, yet trembling with anticipation?
@EvilDevil
Too bad C74 just passed us, though I can imagine seeing them pretty soon.
August 28th, 2008
@Shin: Don’t worry, you’ve heard it before. XD
August 28th, 2008
@ Shin: It’s not really a strap-on, more like… well here, I’ll just show you. Google is god! http://z.about.com/d/sexuality/1/0/t/2/dildos_double_headed.jpg
I would add a link to a picture of one in use, but I don’t want to corrupt you any more than I already have. Alas, it is too late for me. 
No, just invasions (War of the Worlds) and penguins (…Duh). Put the two together and there’s really no other choice.
It’s okay, I forgive you and accept your penance.
And on rootbeer, I can understand that sentiment, but I can’t stand the aftertaste of cola’s, or the weird feeling they give my teeth. I also like citrus soda’s and suicides- I may not like coca-cola alone, but mixed with sprite it’s just fine.
@ Cat Megex- what the heck are you talking about? I don’t have those music files, so I can’t check.
August 28th, 2008
@Shin: C75’s just a few months away.
C.I.’s last blog post..Anyone who knows sufficient Japanese – I’m asking for your help with a tiny translation project.
August 29th, 2008
Hrm, looking forward to this one.
Wondering who’s gonna kick the can next…
August 29th, 2008
The question is why did Bismark allow those Geass cultists to be killed before intervening?
The Sojourner’s last blog post..Good Tie Folks! See you at the 2012 Olympics!
September 1st, 2008
@westrim
Those look strangely tasty for some reason…
@Kaito
Looks like we already know!
@Sojourner
He did it for the lulz?