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Code Geass R2 Turn 16: Why So Serious?

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Charles did it for the lulz.

So Big Charles is officially missing, though I found this scene to be quite funny, since it's as though the only place you'll ever find him is at his chair.

Hey Lelouch, do you remember the last time you were a sarcastic smartass and told a girl to do something silly?

Bang Bang(My Princess Shot Me Down)

0.2 seconds. That's how long it took me to unzip my trousers ready for an epic fap session. Stupid. Cockblocking. Lelouch.

Still, only he can play the role of a cynical bastard to perfection. He calls him Jeremiah, but look at what's stated on screen...

If the openings you had in mind were Cornelia's mouth and Cornelia's boobies, chances are you're pretty normal. But if you also included Cornelia's armpits, you have truly achieved enlightenment. Ah, what I would give to bury my face in the depths of Cornelia-sama's armpit as I lap up every ounce of sweat that oozes out of her pores, in between each whiff of that tantalizingly putrid stench.

Quite possibly the single best scene in the entire episode. Kallen socks Suzaku with a good old Japanese Shining Shoryuken as a finisher to a multi hit combo, though if he's like me, he actually enjoyed every moment of it.

PARTY @ MY HOUSE!!!! Zero succesfully forms his New World Order in a bid to overthrow Britannia, though I never did doubt the formation of the alliance considering he has two awesome lolis to do his bidding. Who can say no to a little girl pleading to save her country from big bad Britannians?

You can take the Witch away from the Pizza, but you cannot take the Pizza away from the Witch. Even after having her cache cleared, C.C's body instinctively reacts to its taste. Just look at that adorable expression. What an underhanded tactic by Sunrise to boost her popularity in Saimoe.

Anya = Clone of Marianne. That or she had one too many drunken orgies.

Still, it only strengthens the theory that she is actually related to the Cursed Prince, where she will eventually decide to switch allegiance. All part of Big Charles's grand scheme of things, no doubt.

We Will Steer Him Towards Anya...

In the absence of Orange-kun, the show was in a dire need of a new mini villain, to which ~~Straight Cougar~~Bradley delivers! However, much like how when Orange-kun first made his appearance with his real name, this chap doesn't come off as very likeable, with his overly cocky attitude and gaudy getup. Then again, being a lowly Knight of Ten would bring about some self esteem issues. Also, the fact he's got that Orange theme going for him, I fear Sunrise isn't planning to keep him around for long, as examplified by this person:

Life Expectancy: 1-2 Episode(s)

That table humping racist bitch has really done it now. There are many things Lloyd-chan can tolerate, but strapping a nuke onto his baby Lancelot has really pushed our asexual scientist off the edge now, with his foreshadowing of Nina's inevitable death giving me quite the hard on.

This just in. The whole world has stopped giving a shit about Australia, which is still like “Double-U-Tee-Ef, Mate”

But they'll be dead soon. Fucking kangaroos.

I've come to the conclusion that Sayoko is forever seen with her maid headpiece not because she doesn't want to remove it, but because she can't. Having put it on from her first day of training for a Ninja no Maid Lady, the headpiece has assimilated itself with her skull.

Tamaki's far too stupid to realize he's been given the role of janitor, and damn, just look at Tianzi go with that decree. When I was her age, I was still struggling with Peter and Jane.

And then, out of nowhere:

Zero: What happen?

Xingke: Somebody set up us the bomb!

Diethard: We get signal.

Zero: What!

Diethard: Main screen turn on.

Zero: It's you!!

Charles: How are you gentlemen!!

Charles: All your base are belong to us.

Charles: You are on the way to destruction.

Zero: What you say!!

Charles: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Charles: HA HA HA HA....

Episode ends with phone sex between Lelouch and Suzaku.

Hn-ng, Su-suzaku, I'm almost at my limit...

Don't you dare cum before I tell you to, bitch.

Well, that's really just a sneak peek of the kind of hate infused buttsecks Lelouch will be receiving next week when he heads over to the Kururugi shrine. Alone.

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Bob
July 30th, 2008 - 12:05

Thank you! The End of the World is quite possibly the best flash video ever made, and it was done around six years ago. Who is the girl in my icon, she looks like she’s hitchhiking(with the thumb). I’d like to pick her up :wink:. Oh, and Zerg rush forever! (though the xenophobe in me prefers the Terrans).
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Kabitzin
July 30th, 2008 - 12:14

Hey Lelouch, do you remember the last time you were a sarcastic smartass and told a girl to do something silly?

I’d say he redeemed himself this time. Better to joke about stripping than murder I say.

Ah, what I would give to bury my face in the depths of Cornelia-sama’s armpit as I lap up every ounce of sweat that oozes out of her pores, in between each whiff of that tantalizingly putrid stench.

Ok now you scare me…

I was surprised Kallen didn’t duck into the punch to launch Suzaku, but maybe she was afraid he would tech roll out of it or something.

How many episodes till Nina is out of here. Can’t stand that crazy racist table-humper!

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EX-Keine
July 30th, 2008 - 12:45

Cornelia onee-sama looks so hot tied up, purple hair and uniform and all of her body… Sorry, Crusader, you can’t free her yet… She has more of the epic boobs than Kallen could have…

Yes, fucking kangaroos indeed… By the way, if the empire is called Britannia, why is England NOT blue but instead the same color as Australia and Germany on the map?

I know my battle cry. ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!!! That song will remain the best in all of the Code Gay-ass soundtrack.
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Panther
July 30th, 2008 - 12:58

WAAHAHA this post has just made my day. What with All your base and Aussie kangaroos.

Seriously Lelouch is gay for Suzaku. And where is this shit going? DOWN UNDER?

WTF is that RANKA in my avatar?
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C.I.
July 30th, 2008 - 13:04

Australia has no place in Charles’ new world.

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Hynavian
July 30th, 2008 - 13:21

Suzaku Vs Kallen; is that a one hit KO move? A upwards punch to the jaws is a lame way to lose.

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Cat Megex
July 30th, 2008 - 13:24

Australia isn’t red or blue because it was infested by the Zerg, who will soon take over the entire world (that’s where the whole “World End” aspect comes in, with human society being destroyed due to the massive Zerg rush).

…Also, Lloyd reminds me of Dr. Stein, from Soul Eater. I think it’s the glasses, white(ish) hair, and (most of his) facial expressions. Oh, and the fact that they’re both mad scientist types.

And a question: Why is Rolo wearing glasses?
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blissmo
July 30th, 2008 - 13:28

I hate kangaroos too

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Crusader
July 30th, 2008 - 14:45

What no “For Great Justice”? This is an outrage!

My Cornelia-hime will escape all on her own and fucking cut off Orange-kun’s balls and make him eat them. My Liege will then proceed to liberate C2 from the clutches of that epic cockblocker Lulu le Douche and much yuri shall ensue. Sunrise I demand you fund it!

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Omisyth
July 30th, 2008 - 14:47

That singular scene of C.C eating pizza has solidified her as the most moe/hawt character in this show.

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Teeif
July 30th, 2008 - 15:37

@ Blissmo:
Code Geass teaches us that nobody cares what the Austrailians say…

Yet, Code Geass also teaches us to listen to the lolis…

You have a nice Shana avatar too ^_^

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biankita
July 30th, 2008 - 15:38

Ah, what I would give to bury my face in the depths of Cornelia-sama’s armpit…
that’s just so wrong on many levels… the woman has traveled through a desert, killled a bunch of guys, imprisoned, built a big ass gun from scrap and transported. i doubt she had a deodorant squished between her boobies unless orange-kun gave her a bath.

The whole world has stopped giving a shit about Australia
they stopped caring about australia but cannot let go of new zealand…
they must hate kangaroos more than those crazy-ass extreme games.

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issa-sa
July 30th, 2008 - 16:21

Sayoko’s trying to sell the hat as the new Maid Guy badge. Not working.
Glad to see you’re looking forward to After School in Kururugi Shrine next episode.

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Setsuna-san
July 30th, 2008 - 17:16

so er Lelouch has phone sex with Suzaku as well???
Why so serious about Australia???

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EvilDevil
July 30th, 2008 - 17:20

never underestimate the power of lolis…
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Caraniel
July 30th, 2008 - 20:03

It never fails to amuse me that Britain is not part of the Britannian Empire Sunrise clearly fail at geography!

And the armpit thing has me scared
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Setsukyie
July 30th, 2008 - 21:18

lol at the Australia one and All Your Base Are Belong To Us.
You are really good at noticing things like this.

Lelouch vs Charles. Now that’s what all of us are waiting for.
Can’t wait for the next episode.
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K1
July 30th, 2008 - 22:05

why so serious ? winks
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Baka-Raptor
July 30th, 2008 - 22:13

So if Lelouch got his geass by kissing CC, did Charles get his geass by kissing VV?

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Cokematic
July 30th, 2008 - 22:54

@ Baka Raptor

no, knowing Sunrise, it’d probably be gay sex

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Hoshi-
July 31st, 2008 - 04:13

Meh, was reading another post of yours, and there’s another person by the same name. Hence, the dash.

Oh gods, I really need to catch up on Code Geass… The hilarity of this post makes me crack up. PHONE SEX between Lulu and Suzaku also makes this post win~~

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EvilDevil
July 31st, 2008 - 04:33

@Caraniel
“t never fails to amuse me that Britain is not part of the Britannian Empire Sunrise clearly fail at geography!”
actually they explained that Napoleon conquered London and the queen was exiled to the american colonies, making it the new capital of their empire…
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FFVIIKnight
July 31st, 2008 - 07:17

WTF ^^… mate…

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The Sojourner
July 31st, 2008 - 08:03

Kallen’s attack on Suzuka reminds me of this and the ending of this episode prompted to think about a certain post that you did.

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The Sojourner
July 31st, 2008 - 08:16

I meant Suzaka.

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otou-san
July 31st, 2008 - 10:09

the all your base sync-up perfection made me lol. But really, that pansy knight has nothing on Straight Cougar. let’s hope he does bite it soon because him and Nina both onscreen make my teeth gnash.

Also, did they put sausage in the crust of that Pizza Hut?

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gaiden
July 31st, 2008 - 14:55

Ah, what I would give to bury my face in the depths of Cornelia-sama’s armpit as I lap up every ounce of sweat that oozes out of her pores, in between each whiff of that tantalizingly putrid stench.

I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me when I read that sentence. Didn’t know that yur enlightenment level is beyond GODLIKE.
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Kaito Returns
July 31st, 2008 - 18:22

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!

Gosh Charles, you never fail to amuse me. XDDDDDDD
I haven’t seen this ep, so I should get around to that.

MESSAGE FROM KANGAROO LAND:
Double-U-Tee-Eh Mate? o.o
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Rakuen
July 31st, 2008 - 19:23

Cool! Another gold piece here. Hahaha… ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US….. epic win…

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Scum2k1
July 31st, 2008 - 19:35

I saw the seiyuus for C.C. and Charles last weekend at fancy frontier here in Taipei. FUCKING EPIC. Yes, i voted for “All Hail Britannia” Because when you actually hear the flippin’ king of Britannia say the actual words in an actual filled auditorium- you can’t help but chant along with, fists pumping, the battle cry of the royal empire.
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Shin
July 31st, 2008 - 21:41

@Bob

It was thanks to CG’s unexplained isolation of Australia that made me recall about it. Your avatar should have used to be ghost girl Kuroha from Rental Magica. Glad you found something suitable for yourself now.

@Kabitzin

He should have let this joke run its course. I blame Touhou for giving me that fetish. I fear Nina is going to stain Suzaku’s hands with blood before we see her demise.

@Panther

What you got was QUALITY Ranka from the anonymous(random) pool of avatars. You can pick better ones now that you’re considered a frequent commenter.

@C.I

He could have used it to dump prisoners…

@Hynavian

Perhaps he was just faking it for his perverse pleasure..

@Cat Megex

Sounds like a valid reason as to why nobody wants that piece of land. Cannot unsee that comparison, though Lloyd is way more fabulous. No idea on the glasses, but he sure looks a lot cuter with it.

@blissmo

Walabis on the other hand are awesome.

@Crusader

I couldn’t find appropriate screenshots to complement those additonal lines, not that it made any sense to me. Agreed, Cornelia-sama is far too awesome to be restrained and sexually objectified by people like me.

@Omisyth

So you’ve pretty much casted your vote for Saimoe then.

@Teeif

@biankita

Don’t mind me, just being Shin. New Zealand has those awesome kiwi fruits.

@issa-sa

I’m always on the look out for canon buttsecks.

@Setsuna, K1

Sunrise puts a smile on our faces with their idiosyncrasies.

@EvilDevil

Never did, never will.

@Caraniel

What EvilDevil said. Sorry about the armpits thing, I’m just being me.

@Setsukyie

That is if Lelouch makes it out alive the next episode after Suzaku decides to rape his ass for good.

@BARA

I agree with Cokematic on the buttsecks thing.

@Hoshi-

It wouldn’t matter, since you’re differentiated by your email and IP anyway. Code Geass never fails to deliver lulz no matter how serious they decide to be.

@FFVIIKnight

@Sojourner

Yeah, I actually recalled that whole post during that scene. And way to fail.

@otou

Yes, it is sausage.

@gaiden

Not called Shin for nothing.

@Kaito

Make your time, Australian

@Rakuen

A meme that never gets old.

@Scum2k1

Words cannot express how envious I am of you right now. Or how badly I want to choke you through the screen right now.
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Cat Megex
August 1st, 2008 - 00:42

@Shin: Yes, Lloyd is indeed much more fabulous.

@Shin (commenting on the @Scum2k1 response): Try a force choke. Those work long-distance. Unfortunately, it’s possible that visual contact is required, whether it is direct or indirect.
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The Sojourner
August 1st, 2008 - 08:10

[ID SOJOURNER]

HE MEANT SUZAKU. BREATHING THE AIR IN USA MAKES ONE UNABLE TO SPELL.

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wolfx
August 1st, 2008 - 13:49

Hahahahaha the world map really reminded me of tthat flash vid.

“Double You Tee Eh Mate?”

XD

Then again in AtB timeline, probably no convicts sent there anyway.
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Faye
August 1st, 2008 - 14:00

Phone sex. SHIT I CANNOT UNIMAGINE >.<

That was super WTFLOLOLOLOL
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Riceball
August 1st, 2008 - 14:18

Oh Shin. Why would you post that last bit? Now I won’t be able to concentrate on anything else other than the phonesex coming up later as I watch this episode.

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Shin
August 2nd, 2008 - 00:24

@Cat Megex

I hope Nina nukes him by accident.

@ID Sojourner

And I thought he couldn’t wait to try pot out.

@wolfx

They are sent to Area 11 instead?

@Faye, Riceball

I’m always thinking of my female readers.
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Aoshi
August 3rd, 2008 - 08:47

MOE C.C eats snobby C.C any day!!!

Nice C.C, Kallen and Gendou ‘Charles’ Ikari combo thar.
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Bob
August 4th, 2008 - 20:46

Back again. Right after I asked the question I noticed I could pick an avatar now, and Cecille was the only one left with frontal lobes (brain kind too ). That, and I like her anyway. That said, looking forward muchly to your review on Tuesday (California time, anyway).
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Shin
August 6th, 2008 - 12:06

Thanks! Well, I would have rolled it out sooner if it wasn’t for my workload and flu.
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jp_zer0
August 8th, 2008 - 14:45

“Stupid. Cockblocking. Lelouch.”

AMEN TO THAT!
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Ninja Yali
August 27th, 2008 - 18:19

This pisses me off. Why is it that every post-apocalyptic fiction/alternate history always forget about Australia?

Hopefully, CLAMP will take a good look at the map one day and realise that Australia does exist and find some way to put this great country of mines into Code Geass.

Oz in Code Geass!!!!
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westrim
August 27th, 2008 - 23:08

@ Ninja Yali: What, you mean like On The Beach, one of the best post-apocalyptic IP’s ever? Seek and ye shall find.
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Hinano
November 4th, 2008 - 03:40

Whahahaha this is so much funnier after I watched the episode
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