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Onani Master Kurosawa Ch 01: オナニー通り
While this page alone hints at what may seem like an awfully cheesy hentai doujin, Onani Master Kurosawa tells the sordid tale of one male teenager whose sole joy in life is to masturbate in the girl's toilet as part of a meticulously planned out daily routine.
Yes, the main character Kurosawa Kakeru is really just a loser who has an unusual addiction. However appaling his interests may be, our hero is portrayed in such a manner that you'd be at least intrigued if not impressed by how differently he regards this act of self pleasuring from ordinary people. To expunge his daily build up of semen, our chap here would sneak into the female relief point, which he likens to a performance stage for his grand solo, accompanied by his rape fantasies of the girls at school.
JUST AS FAPPED.
Just look at that devious expression; Kakeru displays the same kind of triumphant arrogance that even Light would be proud of. Much like everybody's favorite Olympian Swimmer, Kurosawa too, has a superiority complex, seen through how he belittles those around him, including the only bunch willing to speak with him. I really did expect him to be a popular person like Light though, but I guess the author is trying to make it at little more believable.
I'LL TAKE OUT MY WANG! AND STROKE IT!
Remember that chip eating scene from the anime? Now imagine the same BGM being played here as Kurosawa pleasures himself while in soliloquy. I can only imagine the same epic hilarity if they were to have an anime adaptation for this.
God of the new world?
One can only go so far when it comes to tactical espionage masturbation in school, so apparently in the next chapter he gets caught which makes me wonder if he resorts to any extreme measures to silence that person in question. That or he stumbles upon Fap Note.
In the end, all I can say about this title feels more like a parody to Death Note more than anything else when you take into account the art style, which has that unpolished doujin feel to it. Apparently it is, but to span four volumes... That's certainly a lot more story that I'd expect from something like this. Still, barring the really crude plot, Onani Master Kurosawa is quite an entertaining read, if only for those outrageous expressions, though I really doubt I'll be featuring more of it later.
July 19th, 2008
My god this manga is disgusting! Whoever like this must a weird freak.
August 17th, 2009
You can say it is disgusting but I got to admit it is a really unorthadox yet original idea for a non-H manga.
January 6th, 2010
You are a shallow person. Force yourself to read it and admit how wrong you were or stay ignorant cypher till the very end.
July 19th, 2008
Yeah well, as horrid as the premise may be, it’s worth checking it out for the chuckles, since it doesn’t really have any fanservice or any other objectional content, which would probably make it satire more than anything else.
July 19th, 2008
I applaud your courage Shin-sama!!!
This is the first time I’m reading a manga introduction from the o great one and it’s on a guy sneaking into a female toilet to masturbate.
さすが Shin-sama, your posts know no boundaries.
Hynavian’s last blog post..Strike Witches Episode 3 – Hail the Recruits!
July 19th, 2008
I totally relate to this guy.
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July 19th, 2008
I MUST INFILTRATE HIS SECRET BASE.
P.S: I LOL’ED AT MY AVATAR.
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July 19th, 2008
My butcher cleaver would like to make acquaintance with his cock.
Hinano’s last blog post..Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu – 02
July 19th, 2008
Thought Shin’s next post would be him cosplaying as a manly yet still MOE-some Ranka…
I now fear your manga posts…
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July 19th, 2008
Can’t stop laughing!!!!
Kabitzin’s last blog post..Toshokan Sensou 12 (Final)
July 19th, 2008
That’s hilarious. Grabbing and reading it for the disturbing fun.
TheBigN’s last blog post..Clubbed to Death and Con-fused
July 19th, 2008
Maybe you should read Deadman Wonderland instead
blissmo’s last blog post..Slayers Revolution 03
July 19th, 2008
I’m officially convinced that it’s your calling and destiny to find the most disturbing, random shit on the internet and blog it like it’s normal. Seriously…are there even any scenes with women in this Shin? ARE THERE?
MGS 5: Now with “tactical espionage masturbation” (executable from within “the box”)!
Riex’s last blog post..Why your commentary sucks.
July 19th, 2008
The bottom panel of the first page is quite detailed. Guess the mangaka did plenty of research, eh? Yup. Find moar disturbing doujins like this… And post them!
Yamcha’s last blog post..Summer 08 Anime Impressions
July 19th, 2008
My goodness you really outdid yourself this time around. Now that is what i call a professional practitioner of Stealth Fapping skills.
Setsuna-san’s last blog post..Strike Witches 02
July 19th, 2008
I love mangas and animes outside the ‘regular’ plots (ok this is a parody but what a parody!), so I’m gonna check this out! besides, it’s not that outrageous, some guys really practice masturbation to an art, I guess this could be pretty accurate in some way XD (just kidding).
Anyway thank you for posting this, it’s always nice to visit your blog since I discover new stuff to try.
July 19th, 2008
I just read this. A-and it’s not just because you blogged it, s-stupid Shin! *tsundere* *tsundere*
Favorite phrase has got to be “This shrunken meat of mine is heating up again.”
Riceball’s last blog post..Code Geass R2 14
July 19th, 2008
Wait… what!?
So very disturbing…
Omisyth’s last blog post..Clannad should’ve been TomoyaXTomoyo
July 19th, 2008
If i ever meet that guy, i would kick him in the crouch so he won’t do that kind of stuff ever again in the girls bathroom!
July 19th, 2008
Lol wtf. D: Retardedshits.
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July 19th, 2008
Words fail me. But at least I LOL’ed.
July 19th, 2008
I lol’ed at the beginning… “Today’s me, still include in jacking-off in the girl’s toilet”.
It’s almost like Kamina’s or Simon’s third person POV lines…
Anyway, will try to check out the first chappy.
And I agree with Blissmo, do review about Deadman Wonderland.
July 19th, 2008
@Hynavian
@BARA
That makes two of us.
@C.I
All the girls toilet are belong to him.
@Hinano
@FFVIIKnight
I’m still working on that.
@Kabitzin
Did you mean fapping?
@BigN
I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
@blissmo
Maybe if it’s similiar….
@Riex
Actually, there is. There’s a meganekko who almost caught him in the act, but both of them acted as though nothing happened. I’m sure she’ll play a bigger role later on.
@Yamcha
I’ll do what I can.
@Setsuna
Fapping. Serious business.
@yaku
You’re welcome.
@Riceball
I was half expecting an epic line like “THIS MEAT TUBE OF MINE THROBS WITH AWESOME POWER. IT TELLS ME TO JACK OFF!” or something.
@Omisyth
It’s strangely work safe.
@Anime Loving Republican
Well, it’s been quite harmless so far, since he’s not laid a finger on any girl.
@Snacks
You have to give him credit; the man loves to fap!
@Stifler
Which was the intention of the authors really.
@keito
Yeah, if it wasn’t such a pathetic addiction, Kurosawa would have been actually quite cool.
July 19th, 2008
Man. Now that’s a hobby! The expressions are priceless. Like he triumphed over the greatest evil that is the girl’s bathroom wall. Justice prevails in the form of white stringy goo. win.
July 20th, 2008
so this would be what actually Light be like if he was interested in sex…
July 20th, 2008
I believe it started out with the novel first.
http://neetsha.com/inside/main.php?id=429 (original novel in japanese)
it’s frankly not that bad. A teenage story about redemption, everyone makes mistakes right? ;)
July 20th, 2008
Kind of cool because he is able fap with that kind of expression.
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July 20th, 2008
…………………
God……………….
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
July 20th, 2008
I didn’t expact to see a post like this…
oh well,it is the way that shin post anyway
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July 20th, 2008
i was like WTF! and LOL! at the same time.
gordon’s last blog post..Konata Trooper
July 20th, 2008
@lalarara: …There’s a novel?!
July 20th, 2008
*Tries to think of something witty to say. Fails*
What Hinano said.
issa-sa’s last blog post..The Immortal Blade of Nogizaka Mamiko Noto + a seiyuu rant of sorts
July 20th, 2008
Call me strange or sadistic if you want but I found it quite funny and entertaining. Really I’d read anything if it’s funny or has somewhat of a plot in it. Overall I may check for updates on this from time to time
July 20th, 2008
Now I know what those fluids I saw last Friday on our comfort room ARE FROM.
GOOD THING I DIDN’T TOUCHED THEM XD…
HEY! Does that mean that there are some guys doing that there in our school too?!?!?
O MY GAWD…O_o
*traumatized 4 life*
kanzeon’s last blog post..FALL ANIME 2008
July 20th, 2008
@Shin:
I think you’ll still love it
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July 21st, 2008
I am soo reading this xD
Talk about l33t f4pp1ng sk1lz xD
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July 21st, 2008
*rotflmao* 4 volumes of masturbation? >.> Only my neighbors at college could last longer.
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July 21st, 2008
I think I heard of this mentioned in another Chinese blog before, not only do they parody Death Note, but even Code Geass as well. Sounds like an extreme hardcore version of Welcome to the NHK to me, for first impression anyway, but still enough for LOL’ing.
July 21st, 2008
@Scum2k1
I would so kill for an anime adaptation.
@EvilDevil
And very unpopular.
@lalarara
Wow. Then I can see how they can stretch it for 4 volumes. Thanks for the heads up!
@Sojourner
I do that too sometimes.
@Kaito
You have to admit at least it’s really funny.
@Riki
You know me alright.
@gordon
I had those reactions + *fap* *fap*
@issa-sa
That’s okay. I didn’t really expect anything more than the EWW, LOL, WTF comments anyway. Glad to see everyone’s somewhat intrigued by this in their own way.
@JustVisiting
I’ve got a feeling this is going to be those one shot efforts by the scanlators. Hope I’m wrong.
@kanzeon
So the manga is closer to the truth than we had expected…
@blissmo
If the Queen insists then I shall obey.
@Draconifers
Who said we can’t learn stuff from manga, eh?
@Caitlin
Now you’ve got me interested about your neighbours….
@Kinny
Oh man, now I have to hunt this down as well.
July 22nd, 2008
@Cat Megex
yeh there’s a novel check the link :P it’s all words no H stuff xD
@Kinny Riddle
Nope I don’t think this is a parody of either of those two titles. The art might have some resemblances but it’s mainly because the author and the artist are two different people. The artist might have been influenced by DeathNote and CodeGeass.
@Shin
http://ogcmaster.blog.163.com/
here’s the chinese website, they translated the whole manga long ago…
July 27th, 2008
Done the whole series.
Man this doujin sure is good!
Very good story indeed.
Rikimtasu’s last blog post..ZOMG NO
August 6th, 2008
August 8th, 2008
August 10th, 2008
ZOMGLMAOWTF.
He…He does THAT in…i-in GIRL’S BATHROOM?!That’s in a school building,r-r-r-right?!
*passes out*
ZOMG I am so not going to use bathroom in school anymore. <.<;;
August 25th, 2008
I’m going to read this while listening the Death Note OST.
August 25th, 2008
Ah, I’m so tempted to review this manga, since the recent chapters have been insanely awesome.
February 12th, 2009
I read it now..Quite unexpected turns of event and story, loved the ending.
A solid 7/10 for the story..A unique original story, character development, and extra credit for being really close to reality(MC don’t go around spreading love)
But the ending is kinda rushed.
May 4th, 2009
This Manga is really great, u maybe think its disgusting and such but after u read it, it changes.
And well those who thinks its disgusting probably are minors,
I give it a 9/10.
Its Awesome really!
June 6th, 2009
didn’t think i’d find a character in a manga that fits my description…excluding his hobby of fantasizing and jacking off in the girl’s restroom…
nice…
September 17th, 2009
I don’t think you actually finished the manga. You have to read the entire thing to realize it’s not just a Death Note story using masturbating instead of killing, it’s also about isolation, puberty, and realizing you have to grow up and become a part of the adult world.
I think every 4channer should read it, cover to cover. Twice.
December 30th, 2009
It starts out with a sick premise, but this manga brings out the best -and worst- in human beings. It’s actually a feel good story. About redemption. About growing up.
The parodies start to disappear after a few chapters. Apparently the author realized how much potential his story had.
9.5/10