Sekirei 01: What Science Has Done

She, the Ultimate Weapon.

19 years old ☑

N.E.E.T ☑

Virgin ☑

Decent looking ☑

Need I go on? Our man here fulfills every criteria needed to be the harem lead, so there's no need for me to actually describe him any further. Having failed to enter some unnamed university for the second year, Urashima Keitaro Sahashi Minato barely makes it through another day in his pointless life, not realizing it's about to all change...

That poor man, more so than landing a spot at university, it's good to know he's got his priorities all sorted out.

Don't worry Minato-san, you're the show's hero after all. A  girlfriend is sure to land right into your hands crotch, saving you all that to-love-ru. Conveniently enough, that's exactly what takes place, with no prior explanation as to why.

But I do! For some reason or another, these two dominatrix twins are after Musubi. With no time to admire the scenery, Musubi and Minato make their escape back to his humble abode rundown apartment.

Even Minato agrees; DO NOT WANT PIG DISGUSTING MAMMARIES!

In the future, flowers sprout out of a female's' boobs.

For a person who sounds reluctant, Minato is bestowed upon the opportunity of a lifetime such as holding a girl's hand for the very first time. Funny enough, that scene reminded me of this:

I bet he was thinking the exact same thing. Cookies to whoever that remembers where that is from. 

Of course, nothing in life comes for free, and Minato must seek ways to curb Musubi's insatiable lust. For food that is.

In his search of grub for his woman, Minato stumbles on the two sisters again, with pin point accuracy regarding their description.

We've seen this before. The usually cowardice-ridden hero commits a single act of gallantry, despite the impossible odds, which manages to impress the female lead enough to have her craving for his cock. Next.

No, they're not going to fornicate. She's just going to have him transfer some of his mana to her. Right.

I like how they made it sound like she just had an orgasm when the wings sprout out of her back. Then again, if watching all those Japanese adult videos have thought me anything, then it would be that these bitches are good at faking it.

That's right. Virgins only. Without putting up much of a fight, Hikari and Hibiki withdraw from battle as they can't sell Musubi off to the slave market.

Because this is not hentai(damn!) they shed a little light regarding the central plot of this anime.

Silly girl! Your brother just won. At the game of life.

Darling, what do you wish to have first? A shower, dinner? Or me?

While I hate large breasts on women, a buttocks connoisseur such as myself knows a fine ass when he sees one, and dayum Musubi's got some nice child birthing hips on her.

Now that's what I'm talking about; a black girl's ass on a yellow girl's body. Em em!

If you haven't realized it by now, this show's a lot like Pokemon, but with hot women instead. Introducing Professor Oak of Sekirei. Much like the relationship between Ash and Pikachu, Minato went rogue and had Musubi choose him instead. And that's where the similarities end. You can't jam it in Pikachu, can you? On second thought...

Just as Sekirei'ed! In hindsight, this would probably be closer to Rozen Maiden, I guess, with the winner of this battle royale attaining the rights to Ascension, whatever that is, though I'm inclined to believe it's something along the lines of the Ultimate Sekirei(Alice).

Taking a cue from Ah! My Goddess, Minato is kicked out from his apartment because it doesn't allow women. No matter, Minato's going to need a larger crib to house his hoes anyway, say a large, traditional shrine cum house? *hint* *hint*

Thoughts? What thoughts? Just like every other show of its genre, it's best if you just turn off your brain when watching this, and just savor it for what it is; a fanservice laden harem show ripping off elements from other titles here and there and calling its own. If the first episode didn't impress you, then don't bother anymore, considering that even when it comes to fanservice, you already know it pales in comparison to the source material which had boob shots galore. But if you're like me who sat through Kanokon and Trouble without so much of a squeek of complain, then Sekirei will be your time filler of the season.

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