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Jun/08
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A.I ♥ U

Posted by: Shin

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One day, she will become a reality.

For otakus doomed to never experience the warmth and embrace of a real woman, they can now seek solace through having their very own robotic girlfriend. Unlike figurines and body pillows that will never reciprocate your love, these the battery powered companion could prove to be the solution for lonely-hearted men everywhere, even kissing on command.

Meet E.M.A

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Acronym for Eternal Maiden Actualization, EMA-tan is touted to be petite(w00t!), friendly(w00t!) and big-busted(pig disgusting). Using advanced infrared technology, EMA-tan is able to detect the presence of the human head and engage into said kissu modo. Among other tasks that EMA-tan can perform include singing, dancing and handing out business cards.

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While EMA-tan isn't much of a looker now, in time, the evolution in robotics will run its course, and we'll have life-like girlfriends resembling Chii. There's always the present option of having a figurine sculptor mold an existing design and encase the robot with it. Either way, the prospects seem to be an intriguing one nonetheless, not to mention having a detrimental effect on the already declining birth rate in Japan :lol: . Made by Sega Toys, she is set to go on sale in September for around 18,000 Yen. A little pricey, but I guess in the long run, it's much more affordable than having a real girlfriend. :lol:

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  1. u arent tht desperate are you? :cry:

    well yeah…worth considering maybe

  2. Kissing, dancing, singing, handing out business cards…
    They should’ve just kept her as the dog.

    issa-sa’s last blog post..Swing Big! (And other news Issa-sa stole from everyone else)

  3. Well for now you got them candy dolls :lol:
    Hinano’s last blog post..Zettai Kareshi – 09 (Catchup)

  4. I hope they give jolts of shock. Imagine them coming with a program to make them ‘unfriendly’ or ‘mean’.

    The Sojourner’s last blog post..Taken to the clouds above

  5. Nice name [CHECK] Pricey [CHECK] Possible Evolution [CHECK]

    CHI is now real!!!! So long humans.

    Setsuna-san’s last blog post..The random post that is not so random in nature.

  6. I’ll stick with 2D… >_>

    53RG10’s last blog post..Mx0 – Premature End

  7. >> Eternal Maiden Actualization

    Sounds like something from Mai Otome. Oh noes, her nanomachinez! :(

    >> petite(w00t!), friendly(w00t!) and big-busted(pig disgusting)

    SON OF A BITCH MAMMARY
    MAMMARY IS PIG DISGUSTING

    nunka’s last blog post..code geass r2 10: cleanup on aisle zero, please

  8. Hmm, I think I give this one a pass until they can invent a 1/1 scale like Chii.. ^^

    Fariz Asuka’s last blog post..Osu! PC Game

  9. it may not look like much today… but tomorrow… tomorrow is another day…

  10. I hope we’re still around to see Chii coming to life. Does this mean Angelic Layer will be a reality as well? Since that’s technically Chii’s “ancestor”.

    Nekonron’s last blog post..Firefox 3 launch

  11. One day, someone would create a program to emulate tsundere behavior, and people the world over would have it installed on their personal Chii-like robots, and humanity will crease to exist, leaving the robots in charge. It is their masterplan – do not let the robots fool you!

  12. CLANG CLANG CLANG

    Hangmen’s last blog post..JAPANESE SESAME STREET PARODY

  13. Oh come on, get a real girlfriend instead. :roll:
    Hynavian’s last blog post..Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou Episode 2-4

  14. oh dear god don’t tell me you’re that kagami-roleplaying tripfag from /a/

    you have GOT to be shitting me.

    I hate you.

  15. WANT !

    She’s so cute !

    :grin:
    James’s last blog post..Another Blood and Al Azif swimsuit (Orchid Seed)

  16. @waku2

    I am.

    @blissmo

    Don’t leave me. :cry:

    @issa-sa

    AIBO can’t kiss on demand. :mad:

    @BigN

    First positive reply!

    @Hinano

    But those cost waaaaaaay more. :cry:

    @Sojourner

    Tsundere girlfriend robot? Sold.

    @Setsuna

    Cheaper than an AIBO too. I think. :lol:

    @53RG10

    :sad:

    @nunka

    Weird. That’s exactly what I had in mind when I heard that name. I see you’re a fan of DFC too. :wink:

    @Fariz

    Hope we live to see that day. :cry:

    @EvilDevil

    Exactly brother. :wink:

    @Nekonran

    The Elevens better be on this. :mad:

    @Stifler

    Someone’s been reading too much Isaac Asimov.

    @Hangmen

    I see no orifices on EMA-tan to jam it in. :???:

    @Hynavian

    It’s too late for me. :cry:

    @mm23

    Kagami is mai waifu. :twisted:

    @James

    Someone who understands. :cry:

  17. I’ll be waiting for a way more-woman-looking-robot perhaps in the future (and then I’ll be living a ‘Chobits’ life). But this one might hit the moe spot for now.

    Rakuen’s last blog post..Now There’s Some Spice

  18. business cards?
    i can see em handing out condoms though…

  19. I R bit desparate too .. but maby cant wait 10~20 yrs for japan to built full scale production Chii pasocons :twisted:

  20. kissu on demand? oh lol. i can’t belive ppl will be buying this. I got soo much things to say but ah well, facepalm modo….

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