May/0845
I Wish I Had A Vagina (Updated)
Before you go all lolwut, there is actually a justifiable reason behind that desire. Just a few days back, there was an announcement on some all-girls round robin thingamajig where female bloggers would converge to discuss on interesting issues which apparently does not involve boys or shopping 
Inevitably, this has already piqued the interests of certain people out make their voices heard in this male populated industry(?), along with a legion of girl bloggers whom I haven't even heard of wanting to partake in this prestigious(lawl) event, though how many are actually females remain to be seen. Also, after that announcement, comes a post from double that gave out hints on how to make one's blog popular which included being a female blogger or posing as one, and WHAM, out of nowhere, fellow blogroll mates were stepping out and revealing their true gender to the whole world. Though I'm still somewhat unsure about issa-sa after reading his/her cocktease post.
Despite obvious hints, like Caitlin naming the site after herself, and issa-sa's tendency to post on certain topics that might have suggested that they have 2x chromosomes, I initially brushed it off thinking that they were actually just, I don't know, queer? I mean, I post on stuff like these and have acquired a taste for pretty boys such as the ones seen in this post, so does that mean I could actually be female and not some sick pervert? Don't answer.
The point of this post? Nothing really. While it sounds like I'm dissing these girls, I'm actually just envious by the fact these bunch get to do fun stuff together which I have no opportunity to be part of, since I've already established myself as a depraved and broken male otaku, with warped preferences. So ronery 
Makes me sort of wish I had continued posing as a girl just like back when I was playing Ragnarok Online, leeching freebies off desperate guys. 
That said, I wonder how many other bloggers will come out of the closet now and reveal their gender to the community, though from what I understand, traps are not allowed. In the mean time, I will study the convenient list of female participants and selectively pick a few who are close by to stalk. 
Jokes aside, hoping this turns out well, as I think it's an interesting means of getting a group of like-minded people to talk about a particular subject, which might lead to "epic discussions" so to speak.
Posting more traps to round up this post. These people would be better off with vag00s, but between you and me, I think it would actually lessen their appeal.
A little trivia: That image of that rat's head shopped on Shinn Asuka's body are both characters voiced by Suzumura Kenichi.
ps I'm really not gay.
pps After much encouragement from you guys, I gave becoming a trap a shot, and well, it wasn't exactly what I had in mind; Wearing a skirt sure was weird, since it feels drafty down there. Also, they obviously didn't make panties for guys to wear, man these things are as uncomfortable as hell!
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May 18th, 2008
You had your chance to start a club for girls. You only have yourself to blame for letting a girl beat you to it.
May 18th, 2008
I can swear that you’re gay.
double’s last blog post..Sticky: KKnM – Chocolate Coronet VS Melon Pan
May 18th, 2008
lol shin. It’s never too late to be a trap XP
Nagato’s last blog post..Are-are State of Union 1: The Result After 4 Months Of Relentless Blogging?
May 18th, 2008
You really emphasize that you’re not gay…which makes me think otherwise!
EDIT: Awesome! Kagami is still my icon!! ^_^
53RG10’s last blog post..Shugo Chara! – Incest
May 18th, 2008
Gay or not, Shin is always the liveliest around.
Hynavian’s last blog post..Female Ninja Blogger – 8 Ways to Smokescreen Yourself
May 18th, 2008
Well crap. I was told that it eventually falls off. I’ve been living a lie, I gotta go sell all those dresses back.
May 18th, 2008
Now I understand your latest tweet…
IcyStorm’s last blog post..My first year of anime
May 18th, 2008
I still have to laugh that you thought I was a (gay) guy. Although I can understand it if you don’t pay attention to the domain. It’s happened in real life, provided I’m not wearing something overtly feminine. Plus, only up until I got this domain, everyone thought I was a guy online and a tomboy RL. Meh.
If you really wanted to make a weak argument about being part of the girls’ club, you could go for the “was forced to have a sex change at 9 weeks of age” argument.
Caitlin’s last blog post..Special A – Episode 6
May 18th, 2008
Time for me to go and stalk my favorite female bloggers.
You want to go for a sex change Shin? ill tag along….
Setsuna-san’s last blog post..Bandai VF-25 preview
May 18th, 2008
Go watch Gundam SEED Tanekyara Gekijo and you will know that a Shin Trap is fine.
The Sojourner’s last blog post..[Sticky] A KKnM event// Melonpan Vs. Choco Cornet
May 18th, 2008
Quick Shin, it’s not late to pull out ‘teh awesome trap skillz’. Heck, it might even succeed
lanie-emon’s last blog post..DEFEAT (-_-’)
May 18th, 2008
No need to stress that you aren’t gay shin, I never suspected it. By the way, who were the first and second to last traps you posted pictures of? Those are the only two I don’t recognize.
May 18th, 2008
It’s okay if you are gay!!! We can be gay together!!!! *TEARS OF JOY!!!!!!
Marmot’s last blog post..OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
May 18th, 2008
Traps provide the best of btoh worlds!
Be careful shin, the ones you decide to stalk may just turn out to be the hidden traps of the rebellion
issa-sa’s last blog post..Wait, so CAN I or can I NOT join the Rebellion?
May 18th, 2008
I used to be a guy….but like Tomoya, it fell off.
May 18th, 2008
I am a girl (as you may already know) and I am not really interested in that vadge-fest or whatever you mentioned.
A lot of people think I am a guy based on my preferences for Moe, eroge and the sorts of figures I like…and fanservice. I think I’ve only outed myself as a female twice on my blog so far… I put that I am a female on the “about me” section of my blog, but people still seem to think I am a male hehe. But as I said before, I guess my preferences create reasonable doubt
Pure Trance (Figured)’s last blog post..Some Moe :)
May 18th, 2008
@Baka-Raptor
Oh yeah, sure, rub it in.
@double
Just call me… bi-curious.
@Nagato, lanie, Sojourner
Okay, tell you what, I’ll give it a shot.
@53RG10
I swear! Anyway, the avatars are tied to your email.
@Hynavian
Isn’t that another way of saying gay?
@Os
Give them to me?
@IcyStorm
@Caitlin
Guess I’m just really dense. The no girls on the internet rule sure got to me.
@Setsuna
I figured that I should cross dress first before I actually go for a sex change.
@mman246
Thanks.
They would be Ayasaki Hayate from Hayate no Gotoku and Watarase Jun from Hap
PENISpiness@marmot
Another supporter!
@issa-sa
Indeed they do. As for the traps, I don’t really mind you know.
@Faye
Mine’s still intact, and castrations going to hurt like hell ):
@Pure Trance
I’m sadly one of those people who draw stereotypes from preferences, but in your case I was convinced early on.
May 18th, 2008
THE LAST PIC!!! THE LAST PIC!!!! SHIN, SPARE ME!!!
May 18th, 2008
CROTCH BULGE!!! CROTCH BULGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZOMFG WTF
more shocking was that it actually looked good to me without the bulge. im so freaking broken.
Setsuna-san’s last blog post..Bandai VF-25 preview
May 18th, 2008
AWW SHIN!!! Dw, I’m more manly than I am girly … but I don’t like fanservice …!!
MY EYES!!! THEY HAVE BEEN SOILED!!
blissmo’s last blog post..Nabari no Ou – 06
May 18th, 2008
I really hope you didn’t buy those panties just for this…
Other than that I applaud you for having the balls guts for doing this and raising the bar for all the other traps on the Internet.
BTW you have girly legs, did you shave?
May 18th, 2008
ITS A TRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
May 18th, 2008
well shin-kun…
do what you must
but i have to say…… you got nice legs
May 18th, 2008
lulz. but ugh, *facepalm* at other pics x__x;;
usagijen’s last blog post..Kaiba 01-03: When the Puzzling Philosophical Pieces Come Together
May 18th, 2008
@Czero, Setsuna, blissmo
I guess my awesomeness was too much for your eyes.
@Gravmech
There’s actually leg hair there, though it’s unnoticeable because there isn’t much to begin with.
@SailorMercury
These goggles. They do nothing?
@piro
I could show you more of me if you want.
@usagijen
But why? I thought they were nice.
May 18th, 2008
[ID Sojourner]
WOO! WILL YOU BE MY ONEE-SAMA????
The Sojourner’s last blog post..[Sticky] A KKnM event// Melonpan Vs. Choco Cornet
May 18th, 2008
It’s the rat from 12 Kingdoms!…right?
Riex’s last blog post..Disenchanted with anime? Me too. (Part 1)
May 18th, 2008
In during nobody reads my comment besides Shin >_>
Shin’s still trolling in last pic. lols. That’s not really Shin, etc.
Nagato’s last blog post..Are-are State of Union 1: The Result After 4 Months Of Relentless Blogging?
May 19th, 2008
Pure Trance (Figured)’s last blog post..Some Moe :)
May 19th, 2008
“I wish I had a vagina”. <– It’s okay, Shin. Some day, I wanna be a REAL BOY.
Epic lulz @ epic traps.
Thank you for the promotion. You’re funny. We should talk more. Wear pants.
itsubun’s last blog post..Round-Robin: Updates and Announcements
May 19th, 2008
“Thank you for the promotion. You’re funny. We should talk more. Wear pants.” <– i lol’d
and shin-kun…
you could, but let’s just leave it there shall we..?
May 19th, 2008
@ID Sojourner
Sure, I could always use a shouta.
@Riex
Bingo! Too bad I don’t have prizes to give. Maybe the traps should suffice?
@Nagato
Envy my AMAZING PENIS?
@Pure Trance
@itsubun
I thought of being futa.
Anyway, it was my pleasure, really, since I get an excuse to post traps. Are kilts okay?
@piro
Why stop here.
May 20th, 2008
You have nice legs… lol
why use the word vagina/vag00s… how rude!!
Why doesn’t anyone consider the more polite term ‘birth canal’?
P-Meister’s last blog post..[Sticky] A KKnM event// Melonpan Vs. Choco Cornet
May 20th, 2008
Pretty sure the 5th thing to make your blog popular would be something like this. The internets just aren’t safe anymore! Not that I’m too shocked, the timeline of events in blog comments and twitter statuses leads pretty much right here. :D
otou-san’s last blog post..Five Reasons to watch Kyouran Kazoku
May 20th, 2008
can someone for the love of god plz help me see what i just seen
May 20th, 2008
I CANNOT UNSEE IT!
Hangmen’s last blog post..THE GODDAMN PASSWORD
May 20th, 2008
@P-Meister
Mind clouded with too much obscenities to think of a better word.
@otou
JUST AS PLANNED!
@kody
That which is unseeable and has been seen cannot be unseen
@Hangmen
You activated my trap card.
June 24th, 2008
More traps plez. Preferable 2D ones. :P
TheBigN’s last blog post..Nomad Super Awesome Everything* Review
June 24th, 2008
Maybe when I’ve amassed enough work safe trap images I’ll post them here. Strangely enough I’ve a lot more objectional material.
June 30th, 2008
i dont talk on these things much but… i realy need to tell SOMEONE this and well this seems to be a reasonable place.
I am a trap… not only that but im not a trap buy choice. alow me to explain, i was born a hermaphrodite, my father wanted a son. you can guess what happened. the problem is that my body didnt agree. now at 18 im a guy that looks for all the world like a 15 year old girl… do you have any idea what its like to be stoped driving and arested for having a fake id, when you realy dont? its happened like 8 times…
August 25th, 2008
this totally made my day.
I envy anyone who can effectively pull off a good trap…
I, too, being a lesboy, wish I had a vag of my own, but I’m not sure how far I’d go in terms of fulfilling that myself.
November 19th, 2008
I like wearing panties… and my body is male… currently…
January 22nd, 2009
wow shin…kind of confusing at 1st….kinda wierd but i gotta admit, u got nice legs lol…btw, i was goin thru the pics, then all of the sudden BAM! ther was a pic of a dude in panties… not sayin dont wear it lol, just sayin i personally dont wanna kno y that tiny glimpse looked…ummm…hmm…”happy”
January 24th, 2009
Nice Pics Shin!
You look really good.
Do you have any more?
February 27th, 2009
Kawaiiii!!!
Shin…you look so kawai in those panties XD.
that you enjoyed that XD.
btw i can see