Code Geass R2 Turn 05: One Knight’s Stand

The true mastermind.

I DUNNO LOL. That's how pretty much how Zero responded when the freed Black Knights question him. Ungrateful curs.

Unable to lose face by revealing what actually happened, Zero comes up with a cryptic reply as to why he had abandoned them during the final battle a year ago. It was up to his two staunch supporters to quell any possible mutiny arising from it; Ougi and Toudou, defending Zero's actions, stood up for him, reminding everyone he was the only one who could take Britannia down. Sieg Heil Zero!

Noodle Jesus returns to Ashford Academy as he still craves for some Lulu. You can almost sense the heavy sexual tension between the two after having not seen each other for over a year.

Meanwhile, the real Jesus Yamato aka Gino Weinberg randomly attacks a Britannian facility in order to test out their defenses. The fight between Gino and two elites came to a grinding halt when Suzaku intervenes. As a treat for fangirls, they make it quite obvious who the one on top is.

Even delicious loli Anya makes her long overdue appearance in her Knightmare frame Mordred.

Omg, she even blogs :3

Producers ran out of plot so here's the obligatory Annual School Festival:

Inside the school storage cum pantry, Lelouch and Rollo share a tender brotherly moment, as the elder one teaches his sibling how to work a potato.

Then use your tongue and slowly lick the tip.

Sorry, you're going to have to get the DVDs for the uncensored version.

Suzaku evidently pissed that he wasn't invited.

Looking for a spare battery, Rivalz heads down to the basement to look for it, only to stumble upon something else.

It's Beardfacé, damn it!

While making his rounds and contacting the Black Knights on his cellphone, Lelouch walks past a nostalgic and poignant spot.

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O' Carve-tan where art thou?

Obeying her master's command without question until her untimely demise, Carve-tan will always hold a special place in our hearts. RIP Carve-tan.

As a diehard cosplay fanatic, Lelouch goes berserk when he spots C.C from afar, cosplaying as Chachamaru, or was it Multi?

Only wanting C.C to cosplay for him in private, Lelouch confronts the Pizza Woman and drags her to an undisclosed location.

Elsewhere in school, Viletta struts her stuff as a form of publicity for the swimming club.

Damn, I'd tap dat sweet brown sugar ass yo.

Funnily enough, for a babe like herself, Milly can't seem to get laid, she laments to Suzaku, who clearly isn't interested either. I swear only Rivalz is the only straight guy in school. The topic suddenly switches to fabulous Lloyd, who seemed to have lost interest(if any) in his woman, which Milly blames on herself.

But Suzaku and we as the audience know that's he's only interested in the former.

Turning attention to Lelouch, we see him sounding off at C.C for exposing herself in public while talking about V.V, who has possibly given Suzaku a Geass. Shirley interrupts the two, prompting him to shove C.C into a container full of tomatoes. Emm, pretty girl covered with in ketchup, struggling helplessly. Hurray, a new fetish!

Taking advantage of the situation, Shirley tries asking Lelouch out for a date until Kallen pops out of nowhere in her animal costume. Some fine azn ass there.

Things get totally out of control when Shirley socks Kallen for disturbing, with Gino in his hijacked Knightmare frame carting off the container of tomatoes.

Chaos ensue, with Gino running amok like a little brat. Everyone gives chase, as the show reveals how weak Lelouch is when it comes to exerting himself physically. Shouldn't have skipped those P.E classes Lulu!

No contest here.

Still forgiven.

Oh dear.

Lelouch acknowledges his own weakness and conveys it to the audience. Don't you wish you were in a harem anime instead?

Here comes the punchline, adding insult to injury:

How do I epic failed?

The havoc comes to an end when Gino dumps the container of tomatoes on the pizza dough, with C.C in it. Fortunately, Lelouch had anticipated something of that sort to take place, so he executes an order that causes a distraction, giving the Pizza Woman time to escape.

Delicious flat chest meets disgusting big breasts.

In the aftermath, Lelouch meets up with C.C and Kallen, with the latter noting something that proved to be advantageous to our mastermind.

Yes I can see it now, Lelouch blackmails Viletta having tied her to Ougi, with him and Rollo taking turns having their way with her. Hurry up Japan!

Speaking of owned, just as Lelouch puts down the phone having spoken with Li Xingke, Suzaku shows up and tells his bestfriend that he has a call from the new Area 11 Governor General.

New school uniform: $ 200

New cellphone: $ 500

Watching Lelouch react as he speaks to Nunally on the phone: Priceless

Other bloggers speak of shitting bricks during this scene, but how does one actually excrete a block of ceramic? Here's how:

Hmm, a filler episode, with that final moment between Nunally and Lelouch being the real shocker. Interestingly enough, the Emperor kept Nunally's memories intact, which was an ingenious move to say the least, as Lelouch would be hard pressed when launching any sort of attack against the Britannian forces, knowing full well it might cause harm to his beloved sister. Even as it is, Lelouch in a bind as to how he will respond to that call; acknowledging her would mean his memories have returned while simply ignoring Nunally would cause her distress, and we know Lelouch would do anything to avoid something like that. Nice to see Suzaku pulling off something sneaky like this, though I'm guessing with his brainpower it took a whole year to achieve it, but you have to admit, it was worth it!

Saa~ Lelouch-kun, dosuru?

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