Atarashii Prelude

MOE: Taxi

A Japanese taxi company has announced that they will be having a Moe taxi booking service from the 10th till the 14th this month, whereby the actual service begins on the 26th December to 31st December within Tokyo(Just in time for Comiket 73). By calling their number, you will be replied by either a tsundere or a yandere(maid I assume?), who will take down reservations for you. Sounds exciting and all, but I knew something was amiss, and asked my friend Hoshi-kun to translate the article for me. Sure enough, the moe experience extends only to the point of booking and greetings at the reception, as you don't get the privilege of having maids drive you around the city, but instead ordinary(male ugh) taxi drivers to take you to the Comiket site(only otakus would fall for this, so I guess that's their destination). Sob.