"Suzaku, listen to me... He didn't betray the people. No... far from it. He was a hero who died for the world..."
Heroic Spirits known as Athletes gather to compete to the death in order to obtain the Holy Gold Medal. This is Fate/Stay Olympics...
What if...the main cast from The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi swapped genders...?
Sir David Frost sat down with Setsuna-san to discuss Waterbottlegate...
Jul/1058
The Onii-chan Your Onii-chan Could Be Like
Hello, little girls. Look at your onii-chan, now back to me, now back at your onii-chan, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped browsing the internet and made more time for you, he could act like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re at a themepark with the man your onii-chan could act like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a cute teddy bear from the claw machine with two tickets to that new movie you wanted your onii-chan to take you to. Look again, the tickets are now an ice-cream. Anything is possible when your onii-chan has time for you. I’m on a robot unicorn.
Jul/1066
3 Years Get!

Or I would like to call it my yearly apology to my senior and co-founder
Folks, people say that I am funny and I believe them, because the quality of the content in this blog is laughable at best. That said, I would not have wanted it any other way. It is no secret that I pride myself in my 4chan origins, a fact that is reflected in almost all, if not every post that I have made thus far. 431 and counting. With it comes all the memetic shenanigans that can be overbearing at times. You would not believe the number of people I have irked with my imageboard mentality, where I basically made a nuisance of myself by doing things such as spouting unfunny one-liners to blatant trolling. The sad part is that even though I am well aware of it, I just cannot bring myself to stop.
My Bahasa Malaysia language teacher in secondary school put it best when she described my writings to be syok sendiri, a term used to define someone who derives pleasure from an act only he or she is able to. In other words, I write simply to pleasure myself. Kind of like masturbating, if you will. However, I personally feel that it is this seemingly conceited attitude that has kept me afloat in the blogosphere, where a good number of my peers who started roughly around the same time as me have burnt out and thrown in the towel. I also think that this approach has aided my attempts at differentiation, if only because not many have considered solely on churning out gimmicky posts. Above all else, I find this to be enjoyable, and as someone who gets bored almost too easily, that is an accomplishment on its own.
Of course, while I have made myself sound self sufficient, the fact of the matter is that I consider myself to be very fortunate, as I have been able to get away with the things that the average anime blogger would not consider or might think twice about actually pulling off. All the more to be thankful, I say, as too often have I noticed others struggling to find their niche, while I am blessed with the luxury of doing whatever I please. Keeping that in mind, I do give it my best to garner your attention, with what limited resources I have in terms of writing ability, bolstered only with cheap lulz and Photoshop. If you were entertained even for the slightest bit, then I can give myself a pat on the back and consider my work done.
If you are reading this as a frequent visitor, you cannot begin to fathom my gratitude towards all of you for being so accomodating and supportive in spite of my selfishness. My thanks also to other bloggers for allowing me to feel at home and acknowledging me with your pingbacks, blogroll additions and comments. Finally, as for my team of contributors, well, fuck them. They all abandoned me
Jul/1030
Highschool of the Dead Rules

You are ditching class and minding your own business when suddenly everything goes to shit and you have a zombie apocalypse in your hands. What do you do to survive?
Jun/1082
Day Out With Rinko

The stress of three assignments and an examination proved too much for me to bear. I know I came to Sydney, among other things, to study, but is burying myself in books during my final semester how I want to remember Australia by? No, said the weeaboo, and so, I went on a much deserved and long overdue date with the love of my life.
Jun/1048
Goodnight Sweet Yui

Oh god, what have I done??!
I swear, if I had known that Yui's one true wish was to get married, I would have obliged her. I cannot believe that I turned her down because of my own superficial biasness towards traps and little girls. The one person who loves me for who I am, and I rejected her! I do not think I will ever be able to come to terms with myself in this life or after.
Do not make the same mistake as I did guys; Somewhere out there, someone loves you. Even if that person is crippled and impotent/barren. If you do not act on it quickly, you may never get the chance to
May/1043
Of Tradition And Honour

My ancestor blogging his anime.
I come from a long line of anime wordsmiths that predates the Qing Dynasty. My father was an editorial blogger, as was his father before him. They blogged about mature anime for mature people such as themselves and were heralded as prodigies in their field during their time. As the firstborn of the eldest son, the responsibility of upholding the family name was weighed on my shoulders. However, as I did not wish to be constrained by traditions and forced to write up editorials, not to mention enjoying ℳℴℯ❤shit anime, a genre frowned upon by my ancestors, I was branded a heathen and ostracised by my clansmen. I never regretted my decision venturing into other discourses of anime blogging, and thus hope to one day restore my honour in the eyes of my family and ancestors, proving to them that eliciting lulz by way of image manipulation and cool stories is also a form of blogging. As I work my way there, I seek the benevolence of you, the reader, by voting for me in the Aniblog Tourney, in hopes that my clansmen would acknowledge the path that I have chosen.
May/1023
AngelCraft
Took about 4 hours in total, including time spent on learning the goddamn software. Could never figure out how to mute the original lines, so I gave up and just overlayed them. Youtube not working on my end, so I uploaded the video to the server instead. If the video loads too slowly(it will), just download it, though I'll eventually upload onto Youtube, considering what little bandwidth I have. Hope you like it!
[EDIT] Minor updates. The boring bits in between have been trimmed out. Added a new splash screen.



